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Everyone is happy in divorce island. The trees sing, tiny grass twinkling and a gentle breeze vocalizing. A sun so perfectly set with afternoon clouds that the gay couple forgot what park they went into or the messy ordeal they had early morning. Yes, they forgot all about the drama like birds popping their dookie at the same person–poor guy sleeping at the tree, and they embraced the goodness in DIVORCE ISLAND.
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Boys be boys but the divorced men and women here are strangely looking at them. This is divorce island! They can smellxa couple from a mile away, knowing instantly that Rupert and George are a couple. Noticing their brazen kiss, flirtations, bodily gestures, makes their eyes wanna ask for acid. Like bruh, this is DIVORCE ISLAND, which they think… “Ah~ Lovey dovey park sure feels good for couples” not even noticing that the only couple here is them.
And nobody wish to care. Nobody gets in their lovely business. But what can they do now that they are here, absolute chaos in their heads. Their heart blanket set, basket of snacks ready to be devoured, and an icy cooler of fruity beverages to drink. A simple picnic as they talk about work, Emily, jealousies, gossips, and the future. They hug, play a game of tag, blow bubbles and a mini massage session. Each words and action slowly flowing into them like water and eventually they forget the world they are in or the sun forcing everybody else to leave.
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People and time pass by like a blink of an eye. Until a child comes up to them and ,weirdly, ask. “Who among you two are divorced?”
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A rude question! How dare she!--would be Rupert’s first melodrama scene bit he simply “haha” despite wanting to throw this girl off to the nearest river. “Are you lost little lady?” he nudges her off their blanket
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“I find you handsome” brazely pointinf at George and offering a flower of roses!? She is giving him a bouqet as if he is her fiance like what is happening here!? Why is she all happy and smiling, saying “these are for you.”
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!? “For me?” George, who has a smile on his face, glances first at his husband before reluctantly takes them, “Oh wow, thanks.” he turns to Rupert, “don’t mind me taking them, I’m just that handsome”
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😠-Rupert in his head
😺-Rupert’s face
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“That’s…uhm, I’m giving it to you because you are handsome” repeats the girl
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“Ah~ is that right?” and George smells the sweet roses, tenderly rubbing the petals and efen giving one to Rupert which immediately gave him a smile.
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“Yes, you are handsome!” she keeps affirming!
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And Rupert’s lips have been twitching ever since she gave him the flowers. Her eyes wild with, ‘who is this lady?’ Instead of ‘who is this child?’. He is both jealous and impressed. “H-how about me little lady?”
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The girl turns to Rupert, plucks a grass and offers it to him. “You look pretty. But I don’t have any flowers anymore so will you take weed?”
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!? The horror on their faces. Eyes bulging out of their ears after hearing the word weed coming out of this littls girl’s lips. Is that right? Did they hear right? The couple look at each other, amazed by this girl’s boldness and vocabulary.
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“D-doesn’t he look like a fish?” George teases forward, valiantly like a salesman promoting his product
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“Oi, I don’t”
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“Uhm…” then the girl ask, “what fish?”
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“See! She’s innocent!”
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George ponders before giving her a miniquiz with a candy as a prize. “What is a fish that that has 8 legs and wiggly?”
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“A seahorse?”
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“No”
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“A Tilapia”
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An image of a fish with tentacles, horrors Rupert’s revelation.
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“No”
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“An…” she ponders long and hard, “an
Squid!”
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“almost! Let me give you a hint, they have big heads and small, flexible, bodies”
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“...that would be…mmm…” Rupert is about to give an answer but she answers first, “An octopus!” she finally says
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Defeating Rupert the octopus man as George congratulates the girl and gives her a candy. But this will not end here, no, no, no. Rupert stands, power oozing in his cocky octopus face. “Then I ask you the same question, kid! What does he look like?”
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“Um…” The girl glances at George long and hard, to tbe point that she stares and George jokingly tells that she has fallen for him. To that, Rupert shakes the girl, keeping her occupied with his futile question.
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“He is too handsome to be an animal!” She argues! Octopus man can hear his ego cracking! “Mr. Octopus is more of a squid tho”
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C R A S H, Final blow, K.O. Rupert looks like a squid more than an octopus. And that bawls George to roll around the grass, teasing Rupert’s protruding mouth and ugliness when he takes off his glasses. Nothing can be more devastating to Rupert’s looks than to be called a squid, even his brows sink and hides.
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Alas, the sun is setting and the girl has to go, pointing at a lady waving her hand to come over. She says her cheerful and cute goodbyes to the fishes and run to whom to be her mother. The mother ask her what those two are, whether one of them are single or not and she responds. “They’re a fish!”
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“No…I mean are they a couple or no. Especially that guy with blue eyes”
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“Uhm…they’re just a couple of fish! Like the red hair one is an octopus and handsome guy is a handsome fish!”
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The lady winces in disatisfaction, wondering to herself how she can attract their attention, especially the short, blue eyed, black spiky haired handsome guy.
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