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低能皇 低能皇
May 22, 2024 51 1 Min Read
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識作者嘅人都知道作者係一個普通話好差既人，而我當時俾一條題目難到：

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       請把以下拼音改成中文字

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嗱，我就唔明d拼音係講乜鬼嘢，我淨係識用廣東話嚟拼，所以我去咗問下朗拿度。

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「搞錯呀你明明就做哂」我心諗，但係我都廢事理佢。

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「唔該呢題點做呀？」我向佢請教。

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（各位讀者千祈唔好學我咁做，遲啲就有版你睇。）

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「會唔會係『禾門刀屎撞果yen』？」我作咗條爛gag出嚟。

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畢竟我話曬都係油尖旺爛gag王。

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好啦講返正題先。喺佢笑完之後，我就問返條題目。

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「哇你當我係神咩，我同你同年㗎。」

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結果我哋最尾都係問返搣時，我表示：

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「我真係多謝你.jpg」

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雖然浪費咗時間，但我開始咗段友誼。

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#4 廣告時間
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