Write a parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry, as though you're a magical/mystical/mythological creature
Rules:
NO Explicit sexual content!
NO blood, gore, or graphic descriptions!
Lyrics MUST match the lyrical rhythm of the official song - NO trying to cram too many syllables into certain parts!
Mentions of Anime & Video Game characters accepted.
LGBTQPIA+ accepted!!!