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梳化

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Sep 27, 2024 30 3 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!0hX0uog2kiEkYrTB354zposted on PＥNAＮＡ

坐過一張梳化，好特別。

咪住！等陣咪走住！知你哋會以為呢篇係嗰啲講完一大輪故，然後夾硬植入「而家嚟買呢款同款梳化，輸入埋個介紹碼，即刻賞你七折」嘅廣告文，唔係啊，唔使擔心，唔好走住。

呢一篇張梳化，你有錢都未必買得到。

佢係我哋晌K房坐過嘅。

話說有一晚，我同班friend晌旺角唱K，都唱到尾聲喇，嗰陣仲有段片會播出嚟提提你：「記得拎齊嘢先好走呀」咁，而家仲有無呢段片就真係唔知囉，小弟都好耐無去過唱K。不過最近聽講而家唱K有埋打邊爐？聽落都幾污糟。可能為咗吸客無計啦。

講返嗰晚，我哋如常咁唱歌啦，但我哋發現呢間房張長梳化好奇怪，有一種「震震震」嘅效果，即係佢入面好似識上下左右震動咁。我哋起初以為係「按摩」梳化，但試落又唔似係，因為佢郁得都幾無章法，一時突然郁兩下，一時又唔郁好耐，而且佢又唔算係郁得好大幅度，真係好隨意。

「你哋咁都唔知，係for人情趣用㗎。」其中一個friend看似好有經驗咁講。

「情趣用？」

「即係好似九龍塘酒店啲水牀，你瞓上去，佢都有類似呢種震震震嘅效果。」

呃……我哋呢方面嘅經驗相當貧乏，所以都搭唔到嘴，只能聽住呢個friend一味晌度解說。

「香港土地問題，啲情到濃時嘅情侶好多時都無地方『sweet吓』，酒店房又太貴，同動機又太明顯，好多後生仔都會揀K房嚟sweet。你哋諗下吖，嗰啲兩個人一男一女嚟唱K，好多時都唔係真係唱K，咁呢張梳化加啲效果嘢，滿足下客人需求，都合情合理吖。」

呃……我哋大家都無反駁，因為又好似有啲道理。我只係即刻晌度諗，咁K房都真係幾污糟喎，又sweet……又hotpot……

之後，有friend諗住用手掂住梳化，捕捉嗰幾下震感，但又feel唔到有嘢，好似真係你唔覺唔覺嗰陣先會震你兩下。

「係咪有老鼠呀！？」其中一個friend話。

眾人大驚。

有老鼠走咗入張梳化度，佢晌入面跑跑跳跳？

呃，唔會啩……

結果，我哋都係得唔到一個大家一致認同嘅答案。

算喇，大家都無點放呢件事晌心度，反正都係嚟唱K啫，真係家俬店試梳化咩。唱到尾聲，last首歌完咗之後，電視畫面突然黑咗幾秒，無晒歌，然後就跳嗰條提提你「記得拎齊嘢先好走呀」片段出嚟。但係呢條片一出，我同隔籬幾個friend都不約而同望望周圍，再你眼望我眼……

我哋係由心入面寒出嚟。

我哋即刻一、二、三，快手拎嘢離開間房，無拖延半秒。

出到去，大家都仲未講啲咩，直到落咗𨋢，出到彌敦道大街，頭先嗰個「水牀論」嘅friend先開口問：「你哋……係咪都見到？」

「嗯……」

大家點點頭，然後講返，原來，頭先電視畫面變黑嗰一瞬間，我哋都見到電視嘅倒影入面，有個着住深藍色T-shirt，頭戴cap帽嘅小朋友，企晌我哋坐緊嘅梳化上面，一路喺度跳，一路喺度跳，一上一落咁……

當然，我哋都好清楚，實際上，梳化上面無呢個小朋友晌度。

但我哋幾個都好確定，我哋幾個目睹嘅係同一個細蚊仔，連形容出嚟嘅衣著都一樣。

我哋唔敢再多諗，點解嗰個小朋友會晌嗰間K房入面。

關於張「震震震」梳化，如果唔係電視機嘅倒影，我哋永遠得唔到一個合理答案。

而家，我哋知道了。

上上落落，上上落落……

嗰種震法，原來最貼切嘅形容，就係咁。

15.158.61.48

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 序
#2 天后劏房
#3 梳化
#4 手鏈
#5 貓仔
#6 笑咗
#7 晾衫
#8 DM皮鞋
#9 夢
#10 band 友
#11 假天花
#12 那一束長髮
#13 行山
#14 香味
#15 復合
#16 夜遊．車．震
#17 海洋公園的美好時光
#18 老派約會之必要
#19 曖昧
#20 IT 專才
#21 警員
#22 收音師
#23 音樂miss
#24 巴士司機
#25 錄音室
#26 鬼快相
#27 夜晚打電話
#28 蘋果廣告製作公司
#29 裂口女
#30 辮子姑娘
#31 重複的太子站
#32 無女
#33 聽話
#34 不要再說了
#35 後記
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