Got it! Here’s the revised version reflecting Bill Cipher’s appearance:
Captain Picard facepalmed, realizing he had just sent a being of utter chaos loose on his starship. "Of course," he muttered, "Q would do something like this." Meanwhile, Discord, grinning mischievously, transformed his tail into a data cable and plugged it into the ship's computer. Instantly, a flood of information surged through him, including knowledge from various TV shows. He paused when he stumbled across Gravity Falls. With a flick of his paw, he summoned Bill Cipher.
Bill materialized in a swirl of chaotic energy, his single eye scanning the unfamiliar surroundings. "Whoa, where am I? And whoa, what the heck are you, fella?" Discord smiled, leaning back casually. "I'm your new boss." Bill’s single eye narrowed, skepticism etched across his triangular face. "Nobody tells me what to do."Discord leaned in closer, his voice lowering to a conspiratorial whisper. "Well, Billy boy, if you don’t want to end up back in that cartoon you came from, trapped in that doddering old man's empty head—erased like so much data from a PC recycling bin—I suggest you do as you’re told. Besides, we both love chaos." Bill’s eye sparkled with intrigue. “Chaos, huh? Now you’re speaking my language!”
“You have a deal, Boss!” Bill exclaimed, happiness showing in his single eye. “Good,” Discord replied, his grin widening. “Because in this dimension, Gravity Falls’ origan does not exist.” Bill's eye widened in horror. “What! So I'm stuck with you forever?”
“Yep!” Discord said, delighting in the chaos of the situation. Bill screamed, “No! I made a deal without asking for all the details!” Discord chuckled, leaning back with a satisfied smirk. “Now you know how Ford, Gideon Gleeful, and everyone you've ever conned into thinking you were a muse feels. Welcome to the chaotic club, Bill!” Bill's expression shifted from fear to indignation. “This is not what I signed up for!”
“Now go, sow some chaos! Make their photon torpedoes shoot bowling balls and replace their... inestazine gas with laughing gas,” Discord commanded, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “And make yourself useful!” Bill giggled, his excitement bubbling over. “Love it, love it, love it!” He cackled in unison with Discord, the two reveling in their plans.With a wave of his claw, Discord turned his attention to the warp core. He made it spit out excess warp plasma, transforming it into fluffy cotton candy, while excess neutrino particles erupted as popcorn, filling the engineering bay with sweet treats. In the holodeck, Bill had his ideas. “Let’s make this a party!” he exclaimed as he filled Holodeck 1 with ginger ale, the fizzy drink bubbling over the edges. Holodeck 2 was soon overflowing with RC Cola, the sugary beverage splashing everywhere. “Now this is what I call a real good time!” Discord cheered, the two of them cackling in delight as their chaotic plans took shape47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJclsdM45a
Meanwhile, from the pocket dimension, Q snapped his fingers and an old retro color TV appeared in front of him, complete with a laughing track. He leaned back, guffawing at the chaos unfolding on the Enterprise. “Oh, this is just too much!” he exclaimed, delighting in every moment. “Picard, this is your penance for not letting me mess with you and your crew before.” As the laughter track punctuated the mayhem, Q couldn’t help but relish the spectacle of Discord and Bill Cipher sowing chaos on the ship, each new twist more outrageous than the last.47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcPJHmAltp
“Good job, my minion!” Discord exclaimed, grinning widely. “I love what you did to the holodeck—ginger ale and RC Cola? Nice choice! And replacing the medical tricorders with the ones the shipboard cooks use when preparing new entrees is so awesome! I am so proud of you!”
Bill huffed, crossing his arms. “Discord, dude, I don’t mind helping you spread chaos, but don’t call me your minion! I may be yellow, but one, I don’t babble incoherently like those minions from the movies and talk about bananas and do fart jokes. And two, if you know of me, you know of Weirdmageddon—my end-of-world celebration where I try to rule the world!” Discord chuckled, unfazed. “Oh, but you’re just so much fun to mess with! Besides, what’s a little chaos without a partner in crime?” Bill rolled his eye, but a grin broke through. “Alright, fine. Just remember, I’m not just some sidekick!47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovT8RNVqDl
“Discord! You have done quite enough!” Picard commanded, frustration etched on his face. “Put my ship back together the way it was!” “Oh, Captain, my captain, what’s the fun in that?” Discord replied with a mischievous grin. With a snap of his fingers, the Enterprise-E found itself in orbit around Equestria. “Welcome to my home, Equestria! Cloyingly cheerful, isn’t it?” Picard’s expression shifted from irritation to bewilderment. “Why have you brought us here?”
Discord smirked. “I hacked into your shipboard computer. It showed me Earth, and now I’m showing you my world.” With another snap, he transformed the moon into a giant beach ball, floating whimsically in the sky. The Starfleet crew stared in disbelief, bemused by the sight of their moon, typically a celestial body of gravity and science, now bouncing like a toy. “Commander, gather an away team,” Picard ordered Riker, urgency in his voice. “If this Discord is from here, maybe someone on his planet knows how to stop him.” “Yes, Captain,” Riker replied, already strategizing about who to take on this unpredictable mission.
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