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No Plagiarism!e871CUECqR4IE3osiR4Hposted on PENANA 美好而短暫的暑假生活結束了。8964 copyright protection169PENANApAxLuCTw0W 維尼
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我抱著想死的心情走出家門,同時和理想的人生形式說了再見。8964 copyright protection169PENANAYfrdbJnnyY 維尼
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今天──九月一號這日子,對所有無論是國小還國中還高中的學生來講,討厭程度就相當於放不了假的颱風天。而對我們這種剛入學的新生而言,這更是個全新苦難的開始,絕對比義大利人第一次見到夏威夷披薩的感覺還要難受。8964 copyright protection169PENANAv9ALaKx9lx 維尼
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或許很多人是抱著充滿期待的閃亮亮心情,來迎接他們所認知的嶄新生活吧。8964 copyright protection169PENANA80lu3o1YQN 維尼
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但要我來說,這些人要不是腦袋樂觀到像塞滿大麻,要不就是天生純自然的溫拿Elite。8964 copyright protection169PENANAqSr3v0ubQA 維尼
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這種人的話不是正常人,不是地球上的Homo Sapiens。所以說你們還是乖乖回火星好嗎?8964 copyright protection169PENANAAEmQdU6T32 維尼
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地球太險惡了,不適合你們來住喔?8964 copyright protection169PENANAvLv5yQ4SUJ 維尼
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想了些能維持地球永續的人口削減計畫後回到正題。害怕遲到而提早出門的我,正緊張兮兮地走在第一次走的上學路上。胃也因為緊張,以及沒食物消耗胃酸的關係正在不停翻攪。8964 copyright protection169PENANA7M37d06ite 維尼
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沒問題的,應該能順利撐到學校……的吧?學校裡有好人也有福利社,撐到那應該就能度過難關了。8964 copyright protection169PENANA4fcAlsdL1r 維尼
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我一面確認路線,一面警戒周遭。除了要避免某些高中生曾遇上的──開學日車禍的搞笑戲碼外,更是為了躲開我現在最不想遇到的兩個人。8964 copyright protection169PENANAVX2ERIiWJo 維尼
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沒觀測到等同不存在。8964 copyright protection169PENANAK2AHZ3giri 維尼
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我實踐這種不知是薛丁格還是量子力學的理論,從暑假以來就極力避免和他們談到有關高中的任何話題,為的就是不讓九十九%成真的預感變成現實。8964 copyright protection169PENANAPYpfrKsEIv 維尼
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他們肯定和我想法一致,所以也不曾提起高中的事。就像只要撐到今天過後,這種或然率就會完全消失,貓就會自己從微波爐跳出來一樣。8964 copyright protection169PENANAlTPBSmBZJ2 維尼
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但這是不可能的。8964 copyright protection169PENANAs1c8Xwf513 維尼
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或許,從填完志願的那一刻起,這個事實就被死死釘在所有世界線的收束上了。8964 copyright protection169PENANAm96uQpFeH6 維尼
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也就是說,就算我現在和某個中二病一樣,能用時間機器在平行世界間跳來跳去,我終究會撞上這個無法改變的結果。8964 copyright protection169PENANA41tUMd33zU 維尼
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於是最後,在我捨近求遠,刻意多繞一大圈來到校門後,便看見那兩人穿著和我一模一樣的制服,從不同方向緩緩走來。8964 copyright protection169PENANASmup5F9jiD 維尼
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三人同時在校門口停步。8964 copyright protection169PENANAI6WdaoD91f 維尼
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「我先開個頭吧。」我說道。「你們是怎麼過來的?」8964 copyright protection169PENANA8I9fy7RGXg 維尼
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「繞路…跑來的……應該跟你一樣吧?」8964 copyright protection169PENANAx2mZNUWSJO 維尼
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肥仔一邊喘氣、一邊擦汗同時一邊說道。8964 copyright protection169PENANAi3YkcLgWE4 維尼
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真難得他的思維會跟我一模一樣。8964 copyright protection169PENANAOMXzW7k8dk 維尼
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「我睡過頭後一路衝過來的。」北七則接著說道。8964 copyright protection169PENANA3mHns1GZWG 維尼
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真難得他還是和國中時一樣北七。8964 copyright protection169PENANA9UsT7qpeVk 維尼
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「唉……算了。那你們為啥跑來念這間學校啊?特別是肥仔,憑你的成績要進建X中學根本沒問題吧?」8964 copyright protection169PENANATX2aRSjxyF 維尼
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雖然我大概知道理由,但還是姑且問個。8964 copyright protection169PENANAVAYZbt2SD0 維尼
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「這裡離我家最近……這樣肥宅…不流汗。」肥仔仍邊撐著膝蓋調勻呼吸,一邊辛苦說道。8964 copyright protection169PENANA9ZSkxchQNP 維尼
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就算這樣講,但你第一天來就已經滿身是汗了喔。8964 copyright protection169PENANAhbstATkENg 維尼
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「那北七你勒?」8964 copyright protection169PENANAsDwHS8wW1a 維尼
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「我把所有學校做成籤,抽出順序後電腦就分發我來這啦。」他這麼說到。手上還不忘比了個讚。8964 copyright protection169PENANAAlK0v84hlS 維尼
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你他媽把填志願當成在簽樂透了嗎?8964 copyright protection169PENANA0fwdddc47F 維尼
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既然如此,為啥你就那麼剛好抽到這啊!8964 copyright protection169PENANA1lphSNXtsc 維尼
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「唉……」8964 copyright protection169PENANAdlCwx4yLNm 維尼
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腦袋無奈到痛了起來,加上飢餓害我忍不住開始唉聲嘆氣。8964 copyright protection169PENANAuOZffkpxZi 維尼
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「既然真的同校了也沒辦法,我們就放眼未來的大學生活吧。」8964 copyright protection169PENANAkBpploqjYk 維尼
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「當上高中生還不到一天,你也太快放棄了吧?」8964 copyright protection169PENANA1rcWSCOJ5j 維尼
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肥仔終於恢復呼吸,開始冷靜吐槽。8964 copyright protection169PENANAilCelN4xRy 維尼
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「對啊!我還想跟你們兩個做更多好玩的事喔。」──嗚噁!8964 copyright protection169PENANAYRs5JbDP5K 維尼
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聽到噁爛的話,我和肥仔同時看向北七。8964 copyright protection169PENANA4yzhdprYWa 維尼
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「……好吧。我們還是把希望放在大學比較好。」8964 copyright protection169PENANAyp3pkjuy61 維尼
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「欸?為什麼啊?」8964 copyright protection169PENANAYOaDOFqdoE 維尼
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「沒什麼,總之你就繼續做些有趣的事吧~~」→這是已經放棄正常高中生活的肥仔。8964 copyright protection169PENANABEt2zJK6pE 維尼
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「對啊,至少得跟你的腦袋一樣有趣呢~~」→這是已經快連人生也一起放棄的我。8964 copyright protection169PENANALZPP8utwf4 維尼
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「喔──這樣啊。那我們就一起進去吧~~」→這是老早就把正常人生丟掉的北七。8964 copyright protection169PENANA9beJ0l6QEr 維尼
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於是,就和國中每次的開學一樣,莫名開心著的北七和莫名無奈的兩人面對校門,調整到肩並肩的站位後。8964 copyright protection169PENANAR6x1fZJmyq 維尼
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三人同時跨出右腳,踏進學校大門。向這間只剩灰暗未來的男子高校,宣示自己的到來。8964 copyright protection169PENANA2fN67Gr9UO 維尼
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