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No Plagiarism!S0ANnJLFxsFv6QRnjQZbposted on PENANA 太太泡完咖啡,遞給我,然後意猶未盡、繼續撕。45Please respect copyright.PENANAiqOLc3S5wt
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不過菜根仍有疑惑:「妳幹嘛對那個傳簡訊的女生那麼在意?」8964 copyright protection41PENANAkpi8kRlLX2 維尼
是吧?各位臭男生?8964 copyright protection41PENANAApoTPdiMwf 維尼
我追的妳不擔心、沒追的妳卻這麼擔心?8964 copyright protection41PENANApdNyRYS2Ih 維尼
莫名其妙~8964 copyright protection41PENANAbZggvNTybw 維尼
太太伸出了手,菜根把手機放上去,太太也把她手機塞過來。8964 copyright protection41PENANAtvYRcYu6ZU 維尼
然後太太:「簡訊少女姓什麼?」8964 copyright protection41PENANAbeLAMKkmxc 維尼
「雙口呂。」,啪啪啪啪。45Please respect copyright.PENANAaFOCBhpIal
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「她的名呢?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAYIqOApHvKg
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「圈圈。」,啪啪啪啪。45Please respect copyright.PENANASnoe7poZKq
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太太對於搜尋結果很滿意,菜根只能聳聳肩,疑心病。8964 copyright protection41PENANAakiYpF6NGC 維尼
「那基督少女呢?姓名?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAKjEHvUrgOI
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「讓我想想,她......」,菜根想了三十秒,總算把便祕拉出來:「雙木林!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAPzMPaqRZX0
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「名?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAqGkhwYDssk
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「綽號行不行?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAiMm64Lx4rv
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「不行。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAAlsik9qB19
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菜根又想了三十秒:「啊對!她的綽號跟名的音很接近!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAOnQFNN8hSp
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太太啪,打了一個字,然後就把手機還給菜根。8964 copyright protection41PENANAqZ6G4F1z3j 維尼
「就是這樣。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAhZh48dFLHM
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「華特?」,這樣?怎樣?妳啥都沒講啊!大姊!45Please respect copyright.PENANAux5paQA9ZL
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「老公,你是不是有紙本的通訊錄?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAIwoFNRz6wz
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「對啊?怎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANA4BWXNeMenB
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「放哪啊?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAgm53cQk7JG
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「跟畢業紀念冊放在一起。」45Please respect copyright.PENANACK7g0AhZXj
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「喔,那你繼續撕喔。」,然後太太又跑走了。8964 copyright protection41PENANAWVe0Jy6ARu 維尼
菜根繼續忙活,說起來這些男生挺創意的,還會貼一些紙娃娃在卡片上。45Please respect copyright.PENANATUCcHue5fC
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「高中就這三個?」,太太不知不覺回來了,表情滿足。8964 copyright protection41PENANACV38Kw1HYm 維尼
我皺了下眉頭:「對啊,不然呢?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAX5hKFwUUvN
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再多一點、不就照妳說的,我們變平行線了?45Please respect copyright.PENANAqn6LMpXnQB
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太太狐疑的看著我,我則是莫名其妙看著她:「我可問心無愧喔,而且我很沒有女人緣的。」8964 copyright protection41PENANA9uwT3iJ9xU 維尼
然後她問了一句:「怎麼說?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAmO1ssmO8at
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「因為我老是惹女生生氣。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAtLCuYWbb84
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「哈......?」,原來高高興興的太太,頓時低氣壓又起來了!45Please respect copyright.PENANAtq95yzt1TS
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菜根握緊了咖啡:「怎麼,妳不覺得我說話特別白目嗎?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAHPSkQqAmA5
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這可是高中到大學的損友都認證的!45Please respect copyright.PENANAt61ymFJec9
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「你......惹誰生氣了?」45Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZUj1Qg619
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我現在就惹妳生氣了!對吧?8964 copyright protection41PENANA34G6mwILvm 維尼
但菜根,是個識相的男人,太太敢問、菜跟就敢說嘛~8964 copyright protection41PENANAF6TBH8h4E8 維尼
「是高一的時候,我的樓上有個語文資優班。」45Please respect copyright.PENANAHljNq4ana0
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簡稱語資班,這是男校中很玄妙的班級!8964 copyright protection41PENANAWpnMV0DFVx 維尼
為什麼?因為語資班是男女合班喔!!!8964 copyright protection41PENANA5cpn1dN7T2 維尼
讓男校的我們,頓時化作性慾的野獸在樓下鬼吼鬼叫。8964 copyright protection41PENANA28dtIkFLl2 維尼
不知道是因為我能把米田共當成擠花奶油擠,或是怎樣的。8964 copyright protection41PENANAseDyErempt 維尼
我被選上搞環境的三流股長。8964 copyright protection41PENANAPgcmpyyz40 維尼
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好歹來個班長吧!8964 copyright protection41PENANAgfr017MoM5 維尼
「菜根、菜根!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAAVlHDjVn51
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「三小拉?」45Please respect copyright.PENANANLmUiXCcwn
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「就是因為你夠兇啊!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAULqpqbRzWM
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「我擦得超友善的!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAsp3xQesETp
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「但是你三字圈罵得好溜!」45Please respect copyright.PENANAQRvFvOIqlH
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「就算三字圈罵得溜,關選股長皮事?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAQO7P2d02Og
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結果大家你看我、我看你,說出一個讓我覺得......8964 copyright protection41PENANAP0VZlxRoNY 維尼
民主政治沒救的回答!8964 copyright protection41PENANA8zf04k2XNk 維尼
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太太揚起了眉毛:「結果?」45Please respect copyright.PENANAF51ScMWpx2
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「我在廁所跟女生大吵一架。」45Please respect copyright.PENANA6E60zgWinc
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