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No Plagiarism!jjfzTikwlOeZU2zMaYDbposted on PENANA 當我打開咗手上張紙嘅時候,一時間忍唔住叫咗出嚟:「滴雞精?」8964 copyright protection185PENANAS1ojOgT3Sp 維尼
一聽到係滴雞精,我老豆老母開心到拍晒手掌,而我都鬆咗一口氣。8964 copyright protection185PENANA3Bhh0seLgG 維尼
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「咩話?壽桃牌鮑魚麵?」五舅父望住自己辛辛苦苦搶返嚟嘅選擇,臉上居然露出左笑容。8964 copyright protection185PENANAvbCRj3I89e 維尼
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至於大舅父嗰邊亦都打開咗五舅父換俾佢嗰張紙,睇佢個樣面如死灰咁樣,應該就唔多好啦。8964 copyright protection185PENANAhZwzKvyF78 維尼
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「好,既然大家都知道你哋準備要清啲咩年貨啦,咁而家就事不宜遲,即刻開始啦。」婆婆講完之後,啪一啪手指,喺我哋眼前就突然間彈出咗一堆滴雞精。8964 copyright protection185PENANAENpjMtqzbp 維尼
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點解唔係四樽?8964 copyright protection185PENANAXq4VfDmfaV 維尼
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我發現喺我哋一家人面前出現嘅,居然係8排滴雞精。8964 copyright protection185PENANA3tgknGmEu7 維尼
8x4,即係總共32樽滴雞精。8964 copyright protection185PENANABg0zfkXG6i 維尼
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「頂呀,你買咁多滴雞精俾阿媽做咩啊?」我阿媽呆咗咁望向大舅父問。8964 copyright protection185PENANAMzLQ47eRYm 維尼
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「買得多先好睇㗎嘛,同埋新年梗係好意頭喇,『發發』聲有咩唔好?」大舅父有氣無力咁樣回應我哋。8964 copyright protection185PENANAJyucAPbl3B 維尼
我望一望佢眼前出現嘅嘢,發現係一盒藍罐曲奇。8964 copyright protection185PENANAL6jCXo0N1X 維尼
睇嚟呢樣嘢就係五舅父換咗俾佢嘅年貨。8964 copyright protection185PENANAlnGMVnVVaJ 維尼
要大舅父同埋大舅母兩個人清晒一盒藍罐曲奇,唔怪得佢會死狗咁嘅樣啦。8964 copyright protection185PENANAkqQoATvsiA 維尼
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再望向二舅父嗰邊,佢哋一家前面係乜都冇嘅,由此可以知道二舅父嘅推測係冇錯嘅。8964 copyright protection185PENANAEctgIMTBd7 維尼
四姨媽嗰張紙上面寫嘅嘢,應該已經一早比婆婆食咗,所以換言之,二舅父喺呢個回合係直接自動勝出嘅。8964 copyright protection185PENANAS0xiZfPOot 維尼
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至於五舅父同埋河馬呢,呢個時候已經唔見咗啦,因為佢哋已經衝咗入去廚房開始煮鮑魚麵。8964 copyright protection185PENANAXU4aJqasJP 維尼
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「唔好掛住望人啦,搞掂自己先啦。」我老豆拍一拍我,令我重新注視返眼前32樽的滴雞精。8964 copyright protection185PENANAPHQfYTmAPs 維尼
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「都冇咩好搞掂㗎啦,嗱嗱聲分咗去飲晒佢啦。」我搖住頭咁講。8964 copyright protection185PENANA8Fe51UZOnw 維尼
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「阿仔,你真係太年輕啦。你知唔知道本身雞精呢樣嘢係好熱氣㗎?然後滴雞精係雞精嘅精華,換言之係更加熱氣嘅。平時雞精飲一兩樽啦,都已經會令人爆曬暗瘡。而家我哋要一口氣,每人起碼飲10樽,我諗我哋塊面爆到月球表面咁樣都搞唔掂。」老母嘅表情令到我幻想到呢件事有幾咁災難。8964 copyright protection185PENANAoIo76k0ar0 維尼
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「算啦老婆,塊面爆瘡都好過連個頭都爆埋。」老豆一手拎起咗第一樽滴雞精,「放心啦老婆,就算你成塊面都係暗瘡,我都係咁愛你。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA8DU8RAHoin 維尼
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「老公。」老母聽到老豆嘅愛的宣言,毫不猶豫咁拎起咗另一樽滴雞精,含情脈脈咁樣望住老豆,「不求同年同月同日生暗瘡,但求同年同月同日飲雞精。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA1qSJtBwEGC 維尼
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「老婆,就算你之後好多暗瘡,我都會幫你啜哂啲膿出嚟。」8964 copyright protection185PENANA333fLGNzRP 維尼
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「老公,就算你之後熱氣到甩哂頭髮,我都會幫你買假髮。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAyOuIP9dOaf 維尼
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「老婆,我愛你。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAaKPtRHzVnY 維尼
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「老公,我都愛你。」8964 copyright protection185PENANAFUDGmXU6uS 維尼
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如果唔知情嘅人望到,仲以為佢兩條友拍緊「羅密歐與茱麗葉」,飲樽滴雞精飲到好似兩個人準備飲毒藥殉情自殺咁樣。8964 copyright protection185PENANAQJ66nsvD26 維尼
而且佢哋可唔可以照顧吓個仔嘅感受。8964 copyright protection185PENANAGFeRcg2zs6 維尼
其實我仲未出Pool ,如果我塊面爆晒瘡嘅話,又有邊個嚟愛我呢?8964 copyright protection185PENANAvLQck9LNEo 維尼
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不過算啦,老豆都講得冇錯嘅,爆瘡好過爆頭。8964 copyright protection185PENANA5bNtZYywwA 維尼
所以我都事不宜遲,即刻拎起咗一樽滴雞精,一口就啪咗佢。8964 copyright protection185PENANAaRUEASA0e3 維尼
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一飲,仆街。8964 copyright protection185PENANAfghY4O0pHk 維尼
乜原來雞精係咁嘅味嘅咩?8964 copyright protection185PENANAu8Qm7WfNSm 維尼
我感覺到我成口都係腥味,嗰種腥味,令我突然間明白咗點解呢一樽野個名叫做「雞精」。8964 copyright protection185PENANAEukkH21JN2 維尼
然後噴出嚟嘅口氣,嗅到連我自己都想嘔。8964 copyright protection185PENANAkWXatYALUA 維尼
嗰種臭味,令我幻想到一個男廁入面已經充滿黃色尿跡嘅尿兜。8964 copyright protection185PENANAETEHfSo1qQ 維尼
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黐線,點解滴雞精可以咁難飲?8964 copyright protection185PENANAu2rpSilBbL 維尼
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我望向我老豆老母,佢兩個個樣都係一副想作嘔嘅表情。8964 copyright protection185PENANAaJ7PhYO5Lh 維尼
睇嚟唔係淨係我一個人有呢種感覺。8964 copyright protection185PENANAgTFdthHWis 維尼
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「唔好諗咁多啦,唔好停,繼續飲。」我老豆一手拎咗一支比佢自己,然後就隊咗一支俾我。8964 copyright protection185PENANAh5pcg40w8z 維尼
生死攸關,睇來我已經冇得選擇,唯有扮快手咁樣打去第二枝,瞌埋眼一啖飲晒佢。8964 copyright protection185PENANApJR5u2S0XZ 維尼
呢種腥臭味嘅感覺實在太恐怖,我覺得玩完呢個遊戲如果我冇死嘅話,我願意唔食雞一年。8964 copyright protection185PENANAGQcQRmO8xL 維尼
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除咗我哋一家喺度瘋狂飲雞精之外,其實其餘嗰幾家人都非常之忙碌。8964 copyright protection185PENANA66u4ZXSiX1 維尼
大舅父同埋大舅母瘋狂咁樣食緊曲奇餅,廚房嗰邊亦都傳來五舅父同埋河馬係咁睇住到底幾時煮熟晒12個鮑魚麵。8964 copyright protection185PENANA8hqcmj4ggK 維尼
但係講到最絕望嘅,應該就係四姨媽。8964 copyright protection185PENANAjKLFN9eFES 維尼
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