Royally Screwed

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efflorescencely

❝no buts.
butts are for sitting❞
(extremely motivational quote)

➳ overly emotional
➳ extreme mood swings
➳ despises avocados and cake and chocolate ice cream
➳ do not call her zucchini
➳ phobia of blood and mayonnaise
➳ very immature
➳ may belong in a mental hospital
➳ never cursed
➳ will kill for skittles
➳ can cry on the spot
➳ cannot stand seafood nor salads
➳ hates sports yet is good at it cause of her awesome coordination from dancing
➳ obsessed with cup noodles
➳ hopeless romantic
➳ occasionally binge eats on starbursts
➳ thirteen years of age (shocker right? yes i am very young okay don't judge)

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❝In which an uptight, stubborn princess meets a charmingly annoying delinquent and realizes what life really is about.❞

When Princess Adelaide is forced yet again to attend a ball to find a suitor, she expects to do the same as she does every time: turn them all down or chase them away.
But when an accidental make out session is filmed and broadcasted across the country, there's no other option than to comply to a fake relationship with a guy she knew for less than a couple of days.
In between posing as the picture perfect couple for the rest of the world, the two start prank wars, have heated arguments, go on hilarious adventures, and battle the sexual tension that seems to draw them closer together.
Adelaide's only problem? He just happens to be the guy who broke into her room and stole her favorite bra.
Yeah, she's royally screwed.