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貓的奇奇怪怪集。
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#臘肉。
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#吃屍。
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#六樓的熊孩子。
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#口罩姫。
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#灰姑娘。
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#死刑。
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#7
#好想再吃一個。
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#8
#閨蜜相殺記。
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#9
#我的初戀。
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#圖書館裡的壁虎。
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#作湯。
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#12
#還好還好。
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#13
#老實三七分頭中年惡魔大叔。
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#14
#說著說著。
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#15
#旅館的邊間鬧鬼。
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#16
#我吃了爸爸。
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#17
#只是惡作劇。
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#18
#角落裡的沒穿鞋的長髮小姐姐。
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#19
#家裡來了個大叔。
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#20
#我們在懸崖上擠來擠去的。
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#21
#西元1644年。
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#22
#小渣是個渣男。
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#23
#我殺了我老公。
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#24
#小美人魚生產記。
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#25
#小明是個窮屌絲。
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#26
#昨晚是莎莉的十八歲生日。
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#27
#這是他們的婚禮。
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#28
#你瞎了小明。
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#29
#眼瞎了小明。
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#30
#嫦娥妳這個聖母婊還我二顆。
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#31
#有一個大膽的想法。
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#32
#無腦殺人事件。
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#33
#最小的惡作劇 1。
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#34
#世上被親最多次塞納河畔的無名少女屍体。
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#35
Issue 35
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#36
#那真是一場最美好的戰爭呀。
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#37
#因為這個。
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#38
#掛名的另一半。
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#39
#史上最厲害的打槍!!
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#40
#史上最厲害的打槍!!
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#41
#Fuckyouself的最終級表現藝術。
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#42
#雲端分享的,子宮!?
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#43
#被吃的大姨媽。
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#44
#最和平的國度。
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#45
#魔鬼藏在同意書裡。
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#臘肉。

最近臘味老店的肉味變淡了,
口感還是可以,軟硬適中,
但臘味變淡了不少,
好吧,我說實話,
幾乎是沒有味道的道具肉了。

這也不能太怪老闆,
他的老婆和未出世的兒子,
在半年前因為不小心跌下樓梯,
死了,一屍兩命。

老闆因為悲傷過度失了水準,
情有可原。

但再過了半年,依然毫無起色,
臘味店的肉仍然一點味道也沒有。

許多老顧客也投向他方,
老闆只能一個人坐在店前,
兩眼凹陷的抽著苦菸。

突然有個穿著白衣的矮胖婦人,
抱著一個胖嬰兒,從後院走了出來。

身為今晚唯一的客人,
我沒看到有其他人在裡頭呀。

看過我身旁時,
我才認出,那是老闆娘。

她也不理我,
走到掛著的臘肉前,
和胖嬰兒伸出長舌,
在臘肉上舔呀舔的,舔呀舔的…

我才顫抖的發覺,
口中的臘肉,為什麼一點味道也沒有了。

#貓的怪奇集
#貓的弄墨堂1979


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#1
#臘肉。
3 Likes
1042 Reads
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#2
#吃屍。
2 Likes
413 Reads
2 Comments
#3
#六樓的熊孩子。
1 Like
372 Reads
0 Comments
#4
#口罩姫。
1 Like
414 Reads
0 Comments
#5
#灰姑娘。
1 Like
430 Reads
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#6
#死刑。
2 Likes
417 Reads
0 Comments
#7
#好想再吃一個。
1 Like
404 Reads
0 Comments
#8
#閨蜜相殺記。
1 Like
365 Reads
0 Comments
#9
#我的初戀。
0 Likes
416 Reads
0 Comments
#10
#圖書館裡的壁虎。
0 Likes
416 Reads
0 Comments
#11
#作湯。
0 Likes
418 Reads
0 Comments
#12
#還好還好。
1 Like
392 Reads
0 Comments
#13
#老實三七分頭中年惡魔大叔。
0 Likes
396 Reads
0 Comments
#14
#說著說著。
1 Like
385 Reads
0 Comments
#15
#旅館的邊間鬧鬼。
1 Like
496 Reads
0 Comments
#16
#我吃了爸爸。
2 Likes
478 Reads
0 Comments
#17
#只是惡作劇。
1 Like
353 Reads
0 Comments
#18
#角落裡的沒穿鞋的長髮小姐姐。
0 Likes
379 Reads
0 Comments
#19
#家裡來了個大叔。
2 Likes
376 Reads
0 Comments
#20
#我們在懸崖上擠來擠去的。
2 Likes
347 Reads
0 Comments
#21
#西元1644年。
1 Like
417 Reads
0 Comments
#22
#小渣是個渣男。
1 Like
333 Reads
0 Comments
#23
#我殺了我老公。
1 Like
337 Reads
0 Comments
#24
#小美人魚生產記。
0 Likes
377 Reads
0 Comments
#25
#小明是個窮屌絲。
1 Like
358 Reads
0 Comments
#26
#昨晚是莎莉的十八歲生日。
1 Like
396 Reads
0 Comments
#27
#這是他們的婚禮。
1 Like
419 Reads
0 Comments
#28
#你瞎了小明。
0 Likes
397 Reads
0 Comments
#29
#眼瞎了小明。
1 Like
360 Reads
0 Comments
#30
#嫦娥妳這個聖母婊還我二顆。
1 Like
438 Reads
0 Comments
#31
#有一個大膽的想法。
1 Like
395 Reads
0 Comments
#32
#無腦殺人事件。
0 Likes
391 Reads
0 Comments
#33
#最小的惡作劇 1。
1 Like
411 Reads
0 Comments
#34
#世上被親最多次塞納河畔的無名少女屍体。
1 Like
396 Reads
0 Comments
#35
Issue 35
1 Like
441 Reads
0 Comments
#36
#那真是一場最美好的戰爭呀。
1 Like
379 Reads
0 Comments
#37
#因為這個。
1 Like
390 Reads
0 Comments
#38
#掛名的另一半。
0 Likes
394 Reads
0 Comments
#39
#史上最厲害的打槍!!
0 Likes
350 Reads
0 Comments
#40
#史上最厲害的打槍!!
0 Likes
384 Reads
0 Comments
#41
#Fuckyouself的最終級表現藝術。
0 Likes
407 Reads
0 Comments
#42
#雲端分享的,子宮!?
0 Likes
463 Reads
0 Comments
#43
#被吃的大姨媽。
0 Likes
415 Reads
0 Comments
#44
#最和平的國度。
0 Likes
377 Reads
0 Comments
#45
#魔鬼藏在同意書裡。
0 Likes
522 Reads
0 Comments

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