兩人乘著海盜船，千里迢迢地飆到珊瑚礁島，一下船就差點開吐。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEi3oZ6BSb
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要命！這輩子誰都別想再拉他們踏入遊樂園一步！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGtk7CdFA2
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雖然他們趕在船身往另一頭傾斜之前就想辦法爬回桌邊坐好，卻仍免不了視野被左右急遽搖晃的暈眩感，更可惡的是——海盜船晃到最後，居然還真實還原了電影裡黑珍珠翻倒的橋段，並維持了一段特長的時間，簡直是不把他們倒到腦溢血絕不罷休！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4alIn7TVU
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真不敢想像，他們如果選擇開啟副本的話，不知會被虐得多慘？986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4WEMB3yj5
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黑道組長投來淡淡一眼，總算想起來要關問一下委託對象，「不行了？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyELAwoJZYe
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「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTwBkHkquL
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葉雨燕咬牙，瑞樹臉黑黑，兩人夫夫同心地齊聲說：「行，當然行！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rt48nnuLB
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身為男人被問這種問題必須要行！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqSn0HMo8z
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由於珊瑚礁島自從開放後就發佈了許多稀奇古怪的任務，經驗值相當肥美，是高等玩家必接任務的地方之一，兩人自然也成了珊瑚礁島的常客，因而累積不少好感值，已到能與海產族族長交談的程度。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6SZgZlYuM
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海產族數量繁雜，又多與外族混血，每一個都長得奇形怪狀，各種型態皆有，要從中找出一個海星與豬混血的生物頗有難度，因此，尋人一事自然得拜託族長龜老頭了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDaGIrdknx
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兩人帶著黑道組長來到龜老頭的家門前，看見一堆海產族正與龜老頭聚在一起交頭接耳，神情盡是憤慨與惶恐，不知是發生什麼事，幾個玩家圍在他們身邊問了半天，都沒觸發到什麼任務，只得悻悻然地離開。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XcFDlesMB
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樹葉熊貓組互視一眼，心裡有些預感，便取出那塊《散發怨念的豬排》走向他們。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS87BE2ZUy4
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瑞樹說：「你們好，我們想打聽海星豬的……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm8A1tiRYE
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話才說到一半，就被一個嚎啕哭聲打斷，只見一個滿頭海草的壯士NPC噗通跪下，深情凝望手裡拿著《散發怨念的豬排》的葉雨燕，悲切哭喊：「小豬豬阿娜達！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXTMoX5bN6
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葉雨燕手一抖，差點把豬排往壯士臉上拍去。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdwUXcv7Iq
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瑞樹臉一黑，手臥上刀柄，差點拔刀相助。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMTw5QqL72
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龜老頭見狀，不禁搖頭輕嘆：「如果你們是來找海星豬買豬肉的話，就請回吧，唉，也不知是誰想害死他，竟對他下了咒，封印他的細胞再生能力，害他今天切完複製出來的豬後，就因傷口修復不全，失血過多走了。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0galS4pk9
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「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqj4T4i0qb
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所以說，要愛惜生命別亂自殘，為賺錢出賣肉體什麼的要不得！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSM1dTqAeL
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海草壯士咬著手帕，嚶嚶嚶地說：「兩位少俠，我看你們人品不俗，臉又長得正，肯定都是好人，求你們找出下咒的兇手，幫我的小豬豬阿娜達討回公道！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATdEG7awho
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等一下，你這好人的判斷也太看臉了吧？986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKvktjgSbV
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兩人無語吞下「臉就是善惡標準的話，那貴海產族豈不……」的真心話大冒險，用情侶頻道悄悄討論了下。按照奧普斯的尿性，這估計會是一系列的任務，但他們見黑道組長的臉色不太妙，似乎只想找回小楓，不太樂意被牽涉進來，便決定先觀望一番。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77JQAtE5Q2
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「其實，我們是為了另一樁案子而來。」瑞樹將事情的經過大致解釋了遍，「所以我們想先去海星豬的住處看看，說不定有什麼線索。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhTfwfam2N
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海產族大驚，沒想到海星豬受詛咒竟會牽扯到小萌物走失案。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvm7XDh29r
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由於整個《奧普斯》最具權勢的海洋勢力就屬朦霧島，其島主又與他們海產族畢生守護的人魚族關係親密，對小萌物的愛護更是無微不至，任何會傷害到小萌物的行為，不論理由，一律都是罪大惡極，因此，龜老頭二話不說，親自領路。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV42JfSTww
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一行人聽著龜老頭講述有關海星豬的資訊，一邊穿梭在由各色海草與珊瑚點綴的繽紛小徑，路線之曲折複雜，果真亟需NPC帶路才能找到目標。當他們來到一棟掛著「海星豬」名牌的小屋時，竟發現門被撬開，裡頭傳出不尋常的細小動靜，似乎有人在翻找什麼。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Y0hGdDUp
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葉雨燕與瑞樹頓時眼神一沈，職業使然，讓他們立刻想到是嫌疑人來搜東西，便握著武器，小心翼翼地走進去，在看到對方的那一刻，照慣例大喝：「不許動！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoBRIJvSFO
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「哇啊！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vxElsyy1G
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只見一個衣著華貴的紫髮少年被那一聲嚇了一跳，就不小心踢倒一旁的大水缸，被水濺濕了雙腿，竟「碰」地變成一尾活跳跳的美人魚，還是條巴掌大小的幼齒小人魚。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4AZG9Kw7d
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樹葉熊貓組：「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35TvugD3Tt
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馬賽克你好，馬賽克你又回來了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUWiWqMsDT
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這人魚不是什麼普通的小NPC，而是曾引發全伺服陣營大戰的關鍵NPC——貝貝小魚，可說是《奧普斯》的知名NPC之一，又是由明星拉貝爾代言，兩人自然是一眼就認了出來，但該有的審問還是得有。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEa9j13fp1k
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不過，初開頭的介紹，就出了點問題。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxsab3McbN
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貝貝小魚被撿起來放在桌上後，就先瞇了瞇眼，而後再眨了眨又大又亮的碧眼，好奇地盯著他們的名字半天，才憨聲說：「圈圈減什麼什麼，你們是數學家嗎？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCUPm8RYcY
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《圓圓一片葉》的葉雨燕：「……」 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEzwCndYoE
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《團團一棵樹》的瑞樹：「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMp1PzRXUL
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傳聞魚的視力都不太好，他們終於在貝貝小魚身上獲得證實。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNCyQmwtbc
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繼熊貓之後，他們又成了數學家。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPqFWZC72i
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葉雨燕無語看了眼瑞樹馬賽克。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhVv43vzxd
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瑞樹兩手一攤，雖然看不到馬賽克下的動作與神情，但能感覺到戀人的森森目光。他無奈地說：「這真怪不得我，名字格式不是我先取的。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhNWmm1HcF
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葉雨燕不滿地咬了下牙，收回快被馬賽克弄花的眼，「不管，你的鍋。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmEEhkqZU6
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瑞樹失笑：「是，我的，全都是我的，你也是我的。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaJRlHO8QT
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「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuszM2zyIq2
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突然說起情話什麼的，哼哼，朕才沒在怕！葉雨燕抬起下巴，非常之驕傲。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMUqekm4vp
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瑞樹想著戀人此刻可能會有的表情，就忍不住想握一下葉雨燕的手，但手才伸出去，就想到之前摸錯地方的教訓，再想到下半身可能會碰到的尷尬部位，又見貝貝小魚正抬起一張天真無知的稚嫩小臉望著他們，就頗囧地縮了回來。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDRXtUJpXm
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打碼什麼的，真的很煩！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbN5jn3s8P
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於是，在身旁立著一大塊馬賽克的壓力下，兩人也不想多說廢話，直接進入正題。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dz2asCJwJ
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「你為何會出現在海星豬的家？你在找什麼？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ7fgwLhzd
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「找抓壞蛋的證據呀。」貝貝小魚兩手托著臉頰，上下晃了晃漂亮的尾巴，十分委屈地說：「因為海星豬的豬排超好疵的，我每天都要疵上一大塊，才能開開心心地再多疵兩個巧克力蛋糕糕，可是我今天要疵的時候，我哥卻說豬排壞掉惹不給我疵，害我難過得只疵了兩塊巧克力布朗尼、三碗螃蟹濃湯、四根……（以下百字食物略）然後就聽說海星豬被害死了，我好傷心，就決定跑上來看看，來的時候我還遇到……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGJfcR4bkk
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小人魚估計沒學好語文，講話頗沒條理，想到什麼就說什麼，偏偏又長得稚嫩可愛，嗓音還軟萌軟萌的，讓平日審問犯人兇慣的他們都沒好意思去打斷，更別說貝貝小魚還眾所皆知是海魔神的心肝寶貝，一言不合就差點害全人類滅族，這個仇絕對不能拉！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTthQIc1m1
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饒是如此，他們仍在一大串流水帳的陳述中，大致聽出了一個結論，就是海星豬在死前不只賣出一塊豬肉，估計還有其他受害人，唯有找到詛咒的源頭，瞭解詛咒的內容，才有更多線索找回失蹤的人。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdVeXHuWi3
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黑道組長聽完他們的結論，終於點頭應許了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiAvb8rTJ9
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於是，兩人趕緊接下緝兇任務，順便將到處亂跑的貝貝小魚交還給龜老頭，待對方捧著小人魚寵溺兮兮地走遠後，馬賽克狀態才總算解除。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9NcfAuwKn
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「呼！」葉雨燕總算鬆了口氣，趕緊揉捏一把瑞樹的臉來洗洗眼睛。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYoc8nH5kt
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瑞樹哭笑不得，任他將自己原本俊朗的臉龐拉得變形，一邊摸上葉雨燕的腰，一解剛才摸不到小手的怨念，問：「這個案子你有什麼看法？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N9GnWbaX1
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葉雨燕頓了頓，說：「根據龜老頭提供的證詞，海星豬的生意非常好，為人又老實熱情，最喜歡逗小萌物開心，生活也很純樸，從不與人結怨。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoi3b5PExN
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瑞樹點了點頭，環視周遭一番，說：「看起來確實挺符合描述。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBkfKkwGmk
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此時，他們正站在客廳裡，屋內寬敞明亮，牆上掛滿許多合照，每一張都燦爛歡笑，櫃子裡和桌上都擺著招待人的糖果罐與餅乾盒，家具也多是溫暖的色系，唯有地板上一灘洗刷過後殘留的淡淡血漬破壞了整體的和諧，估計就是海星豬斷氣身亡的地方。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLVinN0kvl
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「不過……」瑞樹微微皺起眉，想起過往碰到的一些案子，「許多被害人也都說從沒與人結怨，但事實上，早與人結下很大的樑子卻不自知，或因心虛而隱瞞。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVpfsFzxNC
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葉雨燕看他這麼嚴肅，不免噗哧一笑，伸指戳了戳他眉間的皺痕，「這裡是遊戲好嗎？還是最不照常理走的《奧普斯》，放輕鬆點，別想得這麼嚴肅，刑警大人。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc9tFimkkD
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瑞樹一愣，隨即笑了起來，「也對，還是檢察官大人英明。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa983p2lVm
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「嗯哼。」葉雨燕得意地挑了挑眉，朕就是英明不解釋！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfuEMvyTKm
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「那麼英明的檢察官大人，您覺得兇手的動機是什麼呢？」瑞樹握住眉間的手指，嘴巴說得恭敬，往葉雨燕掌心輕搔的手卻不怎麼老實。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZRK3KJpf1
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「當然是最簡單的——同行競爭囉。」葉雨燕一掌拍開鹹豬手，俊俏的臉蛋一抬，以傲視愚民的姿態轉過身，說：「工作時間禁止談戀愛，開工！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw2EIjMLLf
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瑞樹：「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKQqlwLs84
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剛是誰說遊戲裡別這麼嚴肅的？小警察覺得委屈想抱抱。o(￣ε￣*)986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuQro8IjcA
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對於早在現實裡就有豐富辦案經驗的兩人來說，搜尋線索並不難，何況只是遊戲世界裡的虛擬案件，因此，他們很快就在海星豬的書房裡找到一份客戶名單，發現對方只做海洋生意，朦霧島許多貴族富商和亞特蘭秘境的海魔神都是老顧客，黑道組是新客戶，卻正好撞上這倒楣事。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6monqeXEs
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「我還發現了這個。」瑞樹遞出一本筆記本，上頭記著滿滿的行程，「我想你猜對了，同行競爭的可能性的確非常大。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub2Y04IsS4
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「喔？我看看。」葉雨燕接過來一看，果然在近期的記錄中，發現海星豬昨天去朦霧島參加一場海島豬商交流會，以時間上來說，確實相當符合。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiufpPXs1NX
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不過，一說到朦霧島，就不得不提那滿島追趕跑跳碰的萌物小孩，一說到小孩，就又不得不提那如詛咒般的打碼畫面——真的好辣眼睛啊！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOkeIERlk4
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找到新線索的幹勁瞬間被澆熄，兩人你看我、我看你，頓覺生無可戀了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORrjcRLsKz
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已在門口等候的黑道組長，見他們遲遲沒有動作，就淡淡地說：「有困難？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKX578G43Q
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樹葉熊貓組點點頭，在情侶頻道裡快速討論著一個重大議題——如果臨時反悔放棄任務，會不會被黑道滅口，從此走向一踏足海域就被圍剿的命運？986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI1rU1FhcQ
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黑道組長邪魅一笑，「有問題，不妨回『船』上說。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dVSp2Rnh0
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馬賽克好！馬賽克有益身心健康！被打碼一整天都好過再坐海盜船！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SpNQIGGwL
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於是，兩人頂著馬賽克的壓力，跟黑道組長約好在朦霧島的茲霍城碰面，就大步往珊瑚礁島的傳送陣淚奔而去，深怕對方又來個邪魅一笑，熱情邀請他們上船同樂。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgS0qQsbpM
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腹黑高冷什麼的NPC最吐厭了！ T﹏T 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A8VV5cvs6
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朦霧島是一座用各種美食與甜品打造的移動島嶼，主城叫茲霍，粗暴簡單地讓大家知道，這座島上的人，絕大部分都是一群除了賣萌就是吃的弱智兒童歡樂多。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1iETwg9y3
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但這一天，朦霧島卻出了件大事！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAK2fnHM6rd
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一踏出傳送陣，兩人就聽到一陣又一陣的警鳴在城內不斷迴響，一向歡樂的茲霍城竟充滿了火藥味，一片吵雜聲中還不時伴隨孩童的哭鬧，大批功夫熊貓衛兵在所有店家進出搜尋，NPC們無一不愁眉苦臉，玩家們則穿梭在人群中不停打聽消息。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXDSAqPKNJ
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區域頻道跳著一串串系統公告，各路人馬也互相對罵個不停，似乎是PVP相關的糾紛，但由於內容過於凌亂又跳得太快，他們看得頭昏眼花，便只好關閉區域頻道，轉而打開世界頻道，瞭解一下到底是發生什麼事，就正好看見有好心人在狂刷一句話。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD4jJyhLUq
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「【世界】《拉太快會夾到》：朦霧島即將關閉，要搶任務的快！別帶萌物！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6fzUwlb5r
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「【世界】《拉太快會夾到》：朦霧島即將關閉，要搶任務的快！別帶萌物！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMgAm9wD3n
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「【世界】《不，我販劍》：可以問樓上是夾到什麼嗎？AwA」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcIyeBapb5
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「【世界】《拉太快會夾到》：朦霧島即將關閉，要搶任務的快！別帶萌物！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBXd0vU8N5
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「……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyXgeKrv4b
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果斷無視那句亂入的問話，兩人心有靈犀地相視……彼此的馬賽克，囧囧一笑。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoPWIShmeD
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從「別帶萌物」那四字來看，就能知道他們觸發的萌物失蹤案絕不普通，肥美的獎勵就在前方！於是，他們趕忙與黑道組長會合，邊向公會求問朦霧島事變的懶人包。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQpVctCWbz
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一位公會大佬便開語音回應了，「聽說是朦霧島突然爆發傳染病，NPC小萌物全都變得哭鬧不休亂發脾氣，玩家小萌物則是無法操縱自己的角色，見人就發動攻擊，引起不少PVP大混戰，鬧得很嚴重，據說還引起地府的關注，派來偵察員調查，現在大家都搶著接任務，要不是我正好在跟團中，也想去接看看。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPwJRtvhUl
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葉雨燕立馬問：「那目前的調查進度如何？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHKIiYcIj7
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大佬說：「目前只聽說是食物中毒，欸？你們也在朦霧島啊，那快去接，有養什麼萌物千萬別放出來，據說有人被發病的萌物攻擊火了，竟然失手殺了對方，那萌物可是未成年玩家呢，結果被系統開罰不說，還鬧到要引發公會戰，簡直神了！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFYUpV3woV
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哇，一言不合就殺小孩，這放到現實可不只是公會戰呢。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofn06WO6yj
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《奧普斯》所謂的萌物有三種，一是指未成年的NPC，二是指十五歲以下的未成年玩家，為保護他們的心智發展，統一降生在朦霧島，在家長或關係要好的成年玩家陪同下，進行寓教於樂的遊戲，三是指一般泛稱的性格萌的成年玩家。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t320xiIfq
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三者皆是可受朦霧島認可的萌物，但只有第三種不受PVP保護機制，而前兩者若受到傷害，施暴者則會被處予刑罰，特別是第二種，最重還會被封號，非常得不償失。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Luu8KxwgN
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雖說任務獎勵很誘人，但間接害到小朋友們的遊戲心情，就不好了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf7iuUniw7
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樹葉熊貓組便也不再浪費時間，火速找到海島豬商交流會的負責人，在一番交談後，確認了海星豬的競爭對手也出現在交流會上，並曾與海星豬有過近距離的接觸。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57SMgo8Z3p
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「他叫什麼名字？住哪？」瑞樹緊接著問。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq86iVP2jrC
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負責人NPC也是個極愛萌物的人，知道自己舉辦的交流會極可能是害萌物慘遭不測的關鍵之一，不禁痛心疾首，張大黝黑的鼻孔，流下憤慨的淚水，並一掌打碎桌上的茶杯，義正言辭地咬牙道：「他就叫——鬼豬掐吉。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiT2wnI1XA
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兩人無語擦了擦被濺到臉上的茶水。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVV3JCl0b0
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這些配角NPC真的戲很多耶，還有那個名字怎麼有股濃濃的既視感？986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOgR3LSCfK
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「鬼娃恰吉？」葉雨燕忍不住再確認一次。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6JLuCeQqu
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「不。」負責人一臉「你耳殘要不要看醫生我鄰居醫術很好給你介紹不打折」的關懷表情，憐憫地放慢語速並大聲重複：「鬼——豬——掐——吉——」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzlTPeA8Ut
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不能隨便揍NPC的設定真討厭！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqMFb52HzS
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事不宜遲，他們立刻循著拿到手的位置，趕到鬼豬掐吉的店鋪，就見一個豬頭人身穿著吊帶褲的NPC正慌慌忙忙地打包行李，一看到他們上門，還露出驚慌的表情，張闔長了兩顆大獠牙的嘴，急沖沖大喊：「今天休息不營業，齁，快走快走！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTjH1ICe8J
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樹葉熊貓組：「呵。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xXZEK5oVV
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作賊心虛得這麼明顯，他們要是還看不出來，就可以辭職回老家了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmXtT0VOFC
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瑞樹笑瞇瞇地踏入店裡，照慣例說了句審問嫌疑人的經典開場詞：「不用緊張，我們只是例行詢問，想瞭解一下你跟海星豬……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexNKoQOsmJ
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然而，作為一個注定砲灰的反派NPC，鬼豬掐吉想當然耳也不等他把話說完，就操起殺豬刀，激動大喊：「滴毋係挖台欸（豬不是我殺的）！偶什麼都不豬道！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH24LeRyfen
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好耶！就等你這反應！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cjnjCR2TR
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於是，他們二話不說，先把豬揍了一頓——在遊戲裡辦案，就是能粗暴簡單！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhweIl9soKU
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一分鐘後，被單方面凌虐的鬼豬掐吉，頂著一張更腫的豬臉，嚶嚶嚶地招供。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuoBRBeTu8
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原來，他只是嫉妒海星豬總能拉攏到有錢人的生意，才會趁著交流會在對方的飲料下點藥，但他以為海星豬只會拉拉肚子導致肉質變難吃而已，根本沒想到會害死對方，他真不是有意殺豬的！一定是給他藥的人故意害他的！986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnc7y3n4WL2
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兩人看了看他的殺豬刀，還有來不及關的豬肉舖，實在無法理解這些豬妖是怎麼能對跟自己長得很像的生物下得了手，但又想了想，海星豬為了追求豬肉的高品質，竟連自己的肉都能砍，就又感覺豬妖殺豬好像也能接受了。986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCfiKp1mH1
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瑞樹問：「給你藥的人是誰？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQ1o1PPfNV
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鬼豬掐吉啜泣地說：「就、就一個鼻子尖尖、鬍子翹翹、手裡拿著一根釣竿……」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDVsptKKJg
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葉雨燕青筋爆起，丟出一顆火球燒豬尾巴，「波爾茶的老梗已經落伍了，說實話！」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iptN9gGnn
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鬼豬掐吉痛得摀住尾巴，流下兩行清淚，萬分委屈地睜大一雙黑豆眼，說：「素尊的啊，她就戴著波爾茶的翹鬍子面具，偶怎麼豬道她到底素誰？」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ6SZcgo5d
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瑞樹搖頭輕嘆：「就說來路不明的藥千萬不能相信，黑心藥商不可取。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zVdVvDoUM
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這時，鬼豬掐吉猛地想起來了，大呼道：「啊，偶記得了，那人身上有很重的青椒味，朦霧島的小萌物們都不愛粗青椒，所以她那味道特別突出。」986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevkmgIOH7O
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