實習老師（上）550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOipP1xroUC
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtEYdWqMRd
「學校旅行就完咗啦！係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXi6spZiHf
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsZ1t7Ivdb
校長既呢句話，即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LUUSmJeJK
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxTACfUd1I
每週集會係我校傳統，不過請放心，絕對唔係一個非法集會，但係同非法集會一樣，都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkIcAfVul2
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVoQl51gLB
校：「呀，最後一件事。今日開始，我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲，即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcfL7rWOzP
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPNWmzMqIY
哇，不得了啊！今年的實習老師有一男一女，而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1sdIr6IEz
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnffqwbKFlJ
女實習老師：「咁……我叫李芷詠，黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科，請多指教。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3r4pk17Th
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHnikK3IRh
F.3D？咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班！校長，你唔好炒我呀！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnq2BnYbe8
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xLa1mkD6T
想當年，我個班都有過一個實習老師…………550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsQxGPlboU
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwOWejKoDQ
係一個吵到死既班入面…………550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr1LYR5BEP
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz1taP2AT6
「喂，嗰個邊個加？」我老死～＞一心問。（唔好問我點解叫一心，我唔想㗎！鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心，唔會有下次。）550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CxQOSotxb
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJImfnYo0CY
我：「…………鬼……知呀！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡml1O9QqMUM
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnk9d7t9r9
講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡougsOkFnU1
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Up0i6h2P
我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜，唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHwfMBBdCR
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwVQ4VBjtp
佢：「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊！我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊！下次再係咁，全部罰留堂。我姓朱，你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZzpmo0sze
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMzUllYyIs
多多指教都唔講！睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦！
實習老師（中）550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsVz0w5B3H
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmYewCAzyW
「好啦，解散。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LH4iNJjo0
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz2mlue5bj
校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrZkgsIhxb
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91tBLnvdPZ
再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後，我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKABESmz3x
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSBRb4uahV
我入到黎，已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iSRWC2JZv
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpizt9kTXV
我：「嘩！你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphPK1OtK4U
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmxtywMePA
全體同事：「你就好啦！有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyQorQYxi2
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNo37SClcS
我：「……」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK8uOSNMY8
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1YdBi8hg9
我真係哭笑不得！我希望多一個人，唔會加重我既工作，跟手做埋我既負累啦！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbB8NWo0kHK
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXX1qlzHPt
呢個時候，有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭，應該係嗰個實習老師啦！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4bWaqmU2I
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHA2BItT3r
我：「你實習既時候，記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係，你就大鍋啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qyExu7D1j
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwtFkqw9Vy
？：「有幾大鍋啊！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa05nZI42Z
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLuWcFeCkK
咦，男人聲黎既？而且，呢個語氣？！死啦！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwwBUuhCJ9
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu8EH4UFsf
我擰轉我個死人頭，定睛望下眼前呢個人……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDoLOjj3B6
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmp1Mql3A5
婆你呀麼！真係校長………………550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y27kuNL8M
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3k98vsf7D
校：「傑賓，入黎校長室！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwJ1uEAEH6
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FJAFifHEE
我懷着忐忑既心情，入左校長室......550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetnIUU3IKW
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpa8qr4SH0
校：「喂，傑賓啊！連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩，我真係過意唔去……」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoy5vZrhgN
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUAs9AJ4HG
我見佢唔講野，唯有點頭示意，請佢繼續講落去啦！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPHk5lnjvw
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuO2cNCYVS
校：「辛苦晒啦！……咦，時候都唔早啦喎！羅Sir，麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8qPq5OmrB
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE5xfznoJw
我：「哦。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuSxxh6xj8
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL5VshOBGK
其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題，我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES46zu4Qtd
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrsqWF3A54
我：「呢度就係啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHdcirjmgq
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP9P3fwaWT
詠：「唔該晒羅Sir！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mj5Ee2oxe
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIUTwPAkM3
係入去之前，我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同，旁若冇人…………550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4ZcKKDjc9
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdH59IF7CU
一推開道門…………冇錯，同頭先係冇分別㗎。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CPOSrHgDb
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5AokCz1J9
我：「靜一靜先，咁多位同學。呢位係……」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPQatM7DF8
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGIoUgtVVg
之後……又係自我介紹550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ufQI5u9jl
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZRoL1t064
我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒，唔洗我擔心。仲好……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNucEZ7KvsN
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluEJvOrZEj
我係度唸，其實……咁樣好咩？我淨係知道，我突然間多咗好多空堂啫！咁有咁多空堂做咩好？？補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaW6BB5wjL
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3p9Mvdtgo
講講下，我已經瞓着咗啦……550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uZNFYGpqm
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Xt2EVpGH
話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒，以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFYcTCjvxH
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCBOHpR9Go
[從來人們都要懷念過去，但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSqSiUBB7n
實習老師（下）550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZTN2fWr2s
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUBG5BQdOK
詠芝：「喂呀，羅賓叔叔，係時候黎打救世界啦。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKTQuo7MQX
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82ch51kek4
我：「又打乜Q救呀？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnIXMzBMZ6
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc3edXW5Mt
詠芝：「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情，我點識啫？！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipsS6J111D
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU6kSGT2KO
唔係下話？直接抒情都唔識？！你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎？呢啲野……BB都識啦！小姐。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEHTS5zil5
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7EOIXgkTG
我：「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoghxtSTlMf
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje4KalhuLc
詠芝：「…………全部。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV03Kz3VT0M
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGN26QYDPCg
我：「…………」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7mrJY3nGG
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIlk8vaMgZ
我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛？！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVSGUWVjVj
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxE4U6JQOL
詠芝：「多得濟啊？Sorry囉！嗱，最多咁喇，我請你食飯啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULkDGWrYct
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbGe3MHtLy
唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch，都係佢話請我食。然而，冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野，全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0fepDnwWQ
衡。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCtgsDVzNn
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pfpC1qK2g
我：「欵，唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0vBpQ0rYw
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbagDt49rUq
詠芝唔耐煩咁講：「咁你想點啊？賓少。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xmdSwFgBE
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ811cpIOx8m
望見佢嬲到爆個樣，我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH6o2il8Wi
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7MIreHnsd
我：「身為一個紳士，點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXEbIhViWn
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7GqdvT0dz
頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝，突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針，好難捉摸啊！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyJ8RapGDY
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqxh9qhoZk
咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵，最終，我地去咗食吉野家。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8sZJR2CE4
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdXfKpbjhb
雖然唔係話食得好好，但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁，唔使再搞到營養失衡。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt3IJyvDP6
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pU8G2LS0F
就係咁，我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提，呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ott9dUVSA
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefqUqvmMm6
~~~~~~~~~~~~550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfX9WaWCyP
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwyicJKVOo
等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候，已經係六點。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTpXtV0Bhd
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhxKr3u1dq
喺呢個時間，仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候，我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVmls2EHVo
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsvS3usPFT
我：「咦，你點解會喺到嘅？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68bV4hnB0J
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mQufHrWXN
芷詠：「冇，我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnxJLBtkBq
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw1mrIBkdB
我：「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎！如果你趕時間嘅話，可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3dcIwESQ0
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmblevwtpEF
芷詠：「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班，梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦！同埋........」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZx3TUmFqY
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTAZeUIHe4
我：「嗯？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr8MVZOY0D
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQyvrZUnit
芷詠：「....羅傑賓老師，你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎！不如你........」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55GBgwZVZv
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPG0KhtJgp
弊，瀨野...550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqamsUcmUm
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcbF1NlYqM
我：「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做，我走先啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFTBfWFqvu
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0SpvT6EzX
說罷，我徑直向校門奔去，頭也不回。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcKmZJ0gzI
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91w9vUfzsn
好彩走得切啫。如果唔係，我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbVhiLyEoN
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlmzX60dkR
~~~~~~~~~~~~550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQyYFDJvlg
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ951kC7LOG
話時話，都七點啦！我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉，連自己想食咩都唔知，真失敗！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjJGtQl98Y
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行，邊喺到唸食咩。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU6S39kbXn
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApMOhgWlhF
突然間，我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解，我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgKXjr2cMK
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf43DVqRVv
我：「喂同學，記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh47kSnbNo
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTI8WF78WQ
佢好明顯知道我講咩，但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGqLSxkx2A
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUmyQcTxy7
芷嘉：「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條？但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎，應該唔計㗎可！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUKiFbiIg3
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgi0IPAXJJE
我：「吓，乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz0HXhxOio
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCab3pMfucL
芷嘉：「你冇飯食咩？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RoYFHhEp2
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPXsjoBVQO
家陣串我呀嘛！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBxXd8hSuX
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFeaQppBF1
我：「係呀！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsuLZEzYvB
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlBsBv3dF1
你好彩！如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話，我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr6lZ7NZxL
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq5hEqikAR
芷嘉：「咁好啦，本小姐就免為其難咁煮俾你啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CgIB109Qx
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7sFfzbw8F
我：「但我冇帶錢喎！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4eUceBJfY
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeGs4xpwKp
芷嘉：「okok……...咩話？！咁大個人都唔帶錢出街？！冇辦法，咁唔食得啦！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7JMRBxuUj
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1pIIrcOye
我：「唔食得就記缺點一個。」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDknT6mBkg
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B3mi6ivLd
芷嘉：「吓？啊Sir你咁公私不分嘅！」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBffe8N6sct
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRL3HHA1SLE
我：「咁而家仲係咪唔食得？」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHjPu9f2kc
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArxRmahjJD
芷嘉：「唔係.......」550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPbrxPQJhS
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrox2Hv3GV
就係咁，我又R到一餐免費餐啦！550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXU3i40dq9
550Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdu10675lN
而家啲細佬女真係易呃。
