小羽靈光一閃，終於明白為甚麼委託狀寫明要個人類死神去辦了。總不能叫個牛頭怪物大刺刺走到陽間假扮私家偵探。吼天犬也被二人的話題吸引，不再戇居居的望著那海景夜色。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QGaOAoiri
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「目標人物叫甚麼名字？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJtH5ivfbX
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白爺遲疑半刻，才在嘴縫併出幾隻字：「她...她以前叫乙夢。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9EOOHowx2
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「她是個十惡不赦的女魔頭嗎？」小羽漸漸認真起來：「蜘蛛精？蚌精？白骨精？還是專吃小孩的女巫？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5luv5eEyWS
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「豆丁妳嘴巴得放乾淨點！」吼天犬矋一眼小羽。白爺重新走回睡房，把剛才那張女子畫像拿回來：「這就是乙夢，只是個尋常人類。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37as6OB2cn
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那幅女人像畫吸引著小羽的眼睛，她幾乎肯定見過畫中人，答案卻卡在腦袋瓜，無論怎麼用力就是想不出來。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViEqTn7soI
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白爺扭扭捏捏來回踱步，無端端忽然一句：「她是我四百年前指腹為婚的太太。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpvAW3ORvH
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小羽用手遮著畫像那件古裝衣服，專注望著那女子的五官。「噢！...我想起了！」小羽也站起來嚷道：「畫像裡面的女人，正正就是寵物店那老闆娘啊！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9K5z02IEt
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「原來她...就是你生前的未婚妻。」小羽口直心快、不懂轉彎抹角：「所以你經常借故幫趁她買狗糧，不是要買給吼天犬，純粹為想多見她幾面，是吧？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfQC4jZ7zF
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白爺背向小羽，腳步硬生生地停住。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjUXpkEePm
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「天大地大，堂堂一個魔神屈就在香港這個彈丸之地，竟然就是這個原因？」小羽站起來，一股腦兒接下去：「那女人不是幾百歲的老妖，就是輪迴再世到這裡。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQrDaWsKSF
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白爺閉上眼，兩行眼眉接成一條橫線。「悠悠生死別經年，魂魄不曾來入夢...」白爺無厘頭的拋下詩句，顯得無比傷感。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjub8frpyJ
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「原來你想追人，才叫我搜集情報吧。」沒想到幾人百歲人的白爺如斯扭擰。小羽歪起嘴，拍拍白爺膊頭：「放心吧，這方面我最拿手，一定可以幫你把她混到手！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0LYZk3qSV
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「不不不...我沒打算跟她一起。」白爺思想混亂到一個點，甚至有些結結巴巴：「好不容易才找到她呢...原來投胎來了水鄉九龍。可是在下不打算跟她碰面，只會在遠處默默守護她。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5guHzt43YN
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「玩嘢呀？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcLOr5udSf
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「她輪迴為人、我是魔神，靈界法案明文禁止人鬼戀啊。」白爺嘆一口氣：「四百年來，我們陰陽兩隔、人鬼殊途...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyiSk5GOCn
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「仲爽，十年八載後她老了死了，轉過眼又輪迴重新變成後生女。」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JM8HxMbSO
白爺繼續編歪理去說服自己：「她三十年華，又怎會愛上我這個老不死呢？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKConEnPrCC
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「誰知道？說不定她是個大叔控呢？」小羽揮揮手，像趕走惱人的烏蠅：「問題是白爺你啊，夠膽愛不夠膽認。你有無限時間去拖延、人家沒有嘛。望了四百年還未望夠嗎？要麼你就投胎跟她再續前緣，要不你就死心自動退出。都幾百歲人啦，諗嘢都唔化...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVtqQKS6CE
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吼天犬再次人立起來，站在白爺跟前：「妳這黃毛小丫頭，休得無禮...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG3Hu0BHbR
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「泡妞的事...你識條鐵咩！？」小羽一臉不屑的的回瞪吼天犬：「情情愛愛幾時輪到家畜插嘴？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBSKzAWwId
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吼天犬嗚咽出負傷似的叫聲，求救望著白爺。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h1i42yh8c
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白爺卻長呼一口氣道：「小姑娘，妳倒說得沒錯...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGrutPTSeS
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小羽咧嘴而笑，洋洋得意：「還用說？本小姐可是戀愛專家、收兵能手。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNgu8AIc3K
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「可惜人鬼戀...是靈界大罪。我官拜二品，知法犯法，更加罪加一等。」白爺慨嘆道：「不單只我會出事，就連乙夢也會遭殃。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsVLLnou2i
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小羽回應白爺：「法規是人訂的。誰人掌權，誰人就可以訂立遊戲規則。禁止人鬼戀這檔事是誰人下的規定？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIcuxZXj94
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「當然是前閻王大人...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQNMtsnFcR
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「那麼等我當上了閻羅王，到時候就不會再有人阿支阿左，對不對？」聽小羽口氣，事情就像一加一等於二那麼簡單。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gYukyGL0L
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白爺一會兒搖搖頭，一會兒又望著空蕩蕩的牆：「瘋了...瘋了...妳叫我為了兒女私情，去破壞靈界幾百年的規矩...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk7c0XKtDa
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小羽盤起隻腿坐在木椅上，只給白爺一個心領神會的微笑。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZtqOS2Dvs
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「我真是愈老愈胡塗了，竟然會被妳這小丫頭慫恿。」白爺口裡一套，面上卻是豁然開朗的表情：「但至少妳得先幫我搜集她的資料，我最怕的就是她已經心有所屬。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIwQ73hcq3
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「等等，先給我五分鐘。」然後小羽拿著電話在按個不停，白爺卻對她做甚麼毫無頭緒。小羽忽然咀角一歪，直接了當的答：「起底完成。不用怕啊，她應該未結婚，或許連拍拖對象都未有。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXa0pITHHs
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「嗄？妳怎麼知道？」白爺緊張得雙手按在桌上，連吼天犬的眼也撐得老大。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtpCfHBzpF
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小羽反開她手上的平板電腦，得意的撥一撥額上留海：「我幹嘛要騙你們。她剛剛在Facebook add 了我做朋友。」小羽放大乙夢的Profile Picture，那正是老闆娘抱住頭牧羊犬的照片。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzs3WzbQQh
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「妳妳妳...妳怎會有乙夢的照片！？妳跟她...她是甚麼關係？」白爺忽爾間失去冷酷的形像，頓時連說話也結巴起來。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5tIJdkEku
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「這是資訊科技的年代哪，這是Facebook的大頭照，叫Profile Pic。」小羽刻意展示幾張相冊的近照，成功吊住了白爺的癮。「人家一搜尋那家寵物店網頁，很容易就找到她的Facebook帳戶了。然後自己也換了Profile Pic，假裝養了頭狗，她立刻就接受了我的交友邀請喇。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXgjqFHqiz
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吼天犬抓抓頭：「妳養了頭甚麼狗？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef9Z57brR7
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「笨狗。」小羽按到自己版面：「我只不過換了剛才我和吼天犬你合照上去罷了。」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAyKxx3iO9
白爺一下子驚惶失措，甚至比黑爺更甚：「妳妳妳...讓我看一下。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO9DVdsUZ7
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「等等...首先呢，起底任務就完成了，你得先付五百個大洋。」小羽突然戲劇性的轉變了聲線：「另外本小姐正打算提供增值服務。人家打算約乙夢姐姐出去溜狗，假如白爺你想趁機親近人家的話，得要本小姐考慮一下。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfibI3gjaU
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白爺的臉陣紅陣青，夾雜了不安與狂喜。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1h3LNOKe4
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「開個價錢來！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KwwWlXf6k
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「我不要錢。」小羽又露出她古惑的笑容：「我想你幫我哥哥還陽。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ4qtejDbH
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「這個...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKXYL4Ujfq
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小羽裝出一副為難的樣子：「若然哪...白爺你不幫助我兩兄妹的話，我隨時會跟乙夢姐姐說溜了口，給她知道有個跟蹤了她四百年的變態大叔跟蹤狂，一直對她想入非非...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSQPlsuJVZ
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「妳妳妳無憑無據，她怎會想信！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwwbYWS6Tr
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「白爺你手上不是有副乙夢姐姐的畫像嗎？」小羽再次亮出電話，原來她在不知不覺間用手提拍下了那幅畫，「要是她知道有個變態叔叔，每晚對著她的人像畫當J圖...」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GlJVZzpEG
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「好了...」白爺掩住眼，認命鬥這小女孩不過。「妳要怎樣就怎樣，夠了吧！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqU7gf2I5d
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「Yeah！」小羽拍拍白爺的肩膀：「成交！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfPDbBtwr4
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白爺坐下來，望望乙夢的畫像，再望望精力旺盛的小羽，心裡安慰自己，這四百年的悶局總需要找個突破。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLMJRAKfAM
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「我想起碼須要調查一下，妳哥哥他被貪狼襲擊的事。」白爺的目光忽然年輕了幾歲：「另外妳要完成那十八重地獄關卡，並不是一般遊魂野鬼應付得了。我們得去找另一位退休死神，從長計議。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ6LJUhcJP
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「又是四百幾歲不老不死的人瑞大叔嗎？」小羽挖苦兩句，但白爺知道她其實挺興奮的。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1wcQpkUjs
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白爺重新被上外衣，大褸在飄起的剎那間變成件銀白色的大俠被風。「對啊，他也是個老不死。妳可叫他黑爺。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡietuvft6wF
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「你們的綽號倒改得很沒個性。」小羽連跑帶跳的跟在後面：「你們當了那麼多年死神，有些酷一點的稱號嗎？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bw1c2VL6V
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「有啊，不過這年頭，已經好久沒有人記得我們了。想當年一山一廟，供奉我倆的香火可不少，陽人或許會怕了我們的江湖名號吧，因為一見到我倆，就知道快要死了。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsklVDLpjna
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小羽好奇的問：「那是甚麼呢？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ229Euz6Bky
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「我們兩個是...」一陣寒風遽地飄起：「黑白無常。」 503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pJNgQT8nf
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