Recently I went camping and played truth or dare. When some picked Truth I asked him what was his worse date he has ever experienced. Let me tell you, what he said was one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard, so I'd like to hear how bad you think a date can get. Can be fictional or not.

It just has to include:

A comedy genre

Some sort of food involved

And a surprise of some sort( Whether the surprise is good or bad you decide)

The word limit is 2008, because I'm a sucker for the number eight.