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五、牙痛衍生的事

哥迪亞 哥迪亞
Jul 3, 2019 144 2 Mins Read
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昨天牙痛，我苦瓜臉看著A君說：「你的牙膏太差了，用完後會牙痛！」

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我用了他大陸買回來的牙膏，一喝完凍飲，牙齒便痛痛的。

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他懶得答我：「那你就不要用！」

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我用手敲了幾下門牙，以示痛楚：「你用完沒事？」

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他慢吞吞說：「不要以為所有人都有敏感牙齒！」然後展示他潔白的牙齒。

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我仔細端詳他的牙齒：「你的牙齒好齊，但門牙蹺起來了！」

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我拿起手機開相機自拍模式給他看，他大驚：「不會吧！當年我為了箍牙，有一次打波傷到，全口都是血......」

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我莞然：「你這個大懶鬼！看來你保養不佳！要再箍過啦！」

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我摸摸我的牙齒：「我也想箍，那我臉就會小一點，又會瘦一點，還可以減肥！」

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他呆了一呆：「箍牙跟減肥有什麼關係？！還有你臉大跟牙齒沒關係！」

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我答：「箍牙就很難吃東西，那就會瘦了！你看誰誰誰都瘦了！」

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A君點頭：「好像也是，我以前天天吃粥，好不痛苦。」

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我想了一想，奸笑：「我變瘦你會不會開心？」

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A君：「當然！」

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我接著說：「那為了你幸福著想，我去箍牙好不好？」

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A君順著我的話：「好呀！」

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我哭喪着臉，扁嘴：「但好貴呢，不知有沒有好心人士贊助一下！」

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A君又奸笑：「我下年就可以免費整牙，公司贊助哦！」他玩著我的頭髮：「你想不想得到贊助？」

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我點頭。

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A君興奮地說：「想免費的話，那我們快排期！」

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「排什麼期？」

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「去紅綿道呀。」

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我無言。

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他自顧自說：「橫豎都要整牙，不用白不用！」

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我大力扭他的耳朵一下，在他耳朵邊大聲說：「你想得美！」

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哼！

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老娘我不會為了整牙，就跟你.......同流合污！太太太......過份了！

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#0 Intro
#1 一、你有張良計，我有達文西
#2 二、驕傲的Ａ君
#3 三、明明我就抓過你，你憑什麼不記得我！
#4 四、最近好像見他常跑廁所，應該沒有關係吧？
#5 五、牙痛衍生的事
#6 六、吃飯記（上）
#7 七、漸行漸遠漸無書，水闊魚沉何處問
#8 八、摸摸頭就要乖哦
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