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    技工尼爾
    技工尼爾
    由於稱不上工程師而只好自稱技工。
    認為C++是個ツンデレ；主張Python的中文名稱應為「噴飯」。
    現時主打 ⟨ 珠璣精選 | 獨者牛雜 | 歌賦二次坊 ⟩ 。
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珠璣精選 Gem of Words
幽默 廣東話 粵語 無厘頭 書面語 笑話 口語 文言文 小小說 金句 冷笑話 香港粵語 香港話 無深度 爛gag 引言
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Table of Contents Intro Comments (12)
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論寵物行為
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洗衣機
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省鏡
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靚爆鏡
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明月照溝渠
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唔係路
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小櫻
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#8
知世
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#9
美貌與品格
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#10
資產階層
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寒夜行
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璃紗月
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科技與距離
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客途秋恨
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路
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成功與失敗
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人聲鼎沸
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精人出口
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Wiki
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C++ is not C
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青山
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砂糖
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知識改變命運
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蝦仁炒蛋
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受人錢財
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#26
生仔好還是生女好
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#27
人蠢無藥醫
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#28
弄人的不是天意
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惡劣天氣
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八號風球
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無事獻殷勤
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醫德
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人生自古誰無死
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多行不義
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#35
不測之風雲
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天文
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地理
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職業健康
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Nutjobs
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周末太短
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放下屠刀
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Work-life Balance
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膝部酸軟
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打工人生
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牛河兜亂
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無風起浪
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考試成績
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櫻花情懷
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本欄精選，精闢獨到，字字珠璣。

——技工尼爾《珠璣精選》

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#其實可以當成小小說
#香港口語
#中英夾雜

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#1
論寵物行為
1 Like
493 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#2
洗衣機
1 Like
514 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#3
省鏡
1 Like
522 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#4
靚爆鏡
1 Like
579 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#5
明月照溝渠
1 Like
616 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#6
唔係路
1 Like
534 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
小櫻
1 Like
532 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#8
知世
2 Likes
508 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
美貌與品格
1 Like
451 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
資產階層
1 Like
456 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#11
寒夜行
1 Like
481 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
璃紗月
1 Like
421 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
科技與距離
1 Like
453 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
客途秋恨
2 Likes
472 Reads
2 Comments
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#15
路
1 Like
420 Reads
0 Comments
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#16
成功與失敗
1 Like
397 Reads
0 Comments
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#17
人聲鼎沸
2 Likes
396 Reads
0 Comments
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#18
精人出口
1 Like
412 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#19
Wiki
1 Like
484 Reads
0 Comments
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#20
C++ is not C
1 Like
387 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
青山
0 Likes
372 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#22
砂糖
0 Likes
377 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#23
知識改變命運
0 Likes
326 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#24
蝦仁炒蛋
1 Like
238 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
受人錢財
0 Likes
236 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#26
生仔好還是生女好
1 Like
240 Reads
4 Comments
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#27
人蠢無藥醫
0 Likes
230 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#28
弄人的不是天意
1 Like
231 Reads
3 Comments
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#29
惡劣天氣
0 Likes
187 Reads
0 Comments
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#30
八號風球
0 Likes
204 Reads
0 Comments
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#31
無事獻殷勤
0 Likes
245 Reads
0 Comments
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#32
醫德
0 Likes
254 Reads
0 Comments
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#33
人生自古誰無死
0 Likes
217 Reads
0 Comments
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#34
多行不義
0 Likes
236 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#35
不測之風雲
1 Like
220 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#36
天文
0 Likes
154 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
地理
0 Likes
161 Reads
0 Comments
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#38
職業健康
1 Like
121 Reads
0 Comments
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#39
Nutjobs
1 Like
125 Reads
0 Comments
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#40
周末太短
0 Likes
103 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#41
放下屠刀
1 Like
105 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#42
Work-life Balance
0 Likes
97 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#43
膝部酸軟
0 Likes
114 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#44
打工人生
0 Likes
89 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#45
牛河兜亂
0 Likes
69 Reads
0 Comments
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#46
無風起浪
0 Likes
52 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#47
考試成績
1 Like
57 Reads
0 Comments
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#48
櫻花情懷
0 Likes
47 Reads
0 Comments
☰

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