和想像中的與時俱進的天界不同。354Please respect copyright.PENANAJKsy8JcMvG
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這裡沒有手機,沒有電腦,也沒有WiFi。354Please respect copyright.PENANAwhEB2KQB9d
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不用這些的理由很簡單,當人類還在筆墨傳情時,神仙們早就已經在大腦建立了網內互打免費的神通系統,連基地台都不需要。354Please respect copyright.PENANAKnWivQqq9a
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當人類終於在幾千年後,進步到了3D影視,網路無國界時,早在封建時代,玩遍各種3D立體投影,各種顯靈顯聖,隨身自帶BGM,甚至眨眼換形象的神仙,更是玩到膩味了,至於人間現在還在研究,不知何年何月才能實現的瞬間傳送,更是基本中的基本。354Please respect copyright.PENANAmyya0L2GgX
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身為現代人的前清塵一度懷疑,自己其實穿越到了大科幻時代。354Please respect copyright.PENANAIaAS7FAfIP
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接觸過無數科幻作品,深信人類總有一天能發展出更高科技,殖民外空,發展星戰不是問題的前清塵崩潰了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAXVRmEthUKd
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黑科技也沒這麼誇張!354Please respect copyright.PENANA8S0ekCEFoh
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她突然很想隨手抓個神棍來一頓搖晃,「說!誰給你們的勇氣自稱神明代言人?又是誰給你們的勇氣出來創教拐騙?」354Please respect copyright.PENANA0OpFZ4Bd6F
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這根本不科學!354Please respect copyright.PENANAPHK2bgF6m8
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前清塵崩潰的無以復加時,一名圍觀大熊貓逗趣反應許久的資深神仙,貼心補充,「仙友,這本來就不是科學,是神通。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAQRDB6wcP8k
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說的好有道理,她居然無法反駁!354Please respect copyright.PENANAhj4YInm7aE
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被噎得無話可說的前清塵,最後,好不容易自喉間擠出自己心底埋藏許久的疑問,「復古是你們的另種興趣?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAdjgdHaKPKk
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在強大神通支持下,神仙過得比凡人還要進步,前清塵怎麼也無法理解,為什麼每天自她面前經過的神仙,總是一身飄逸古裝,就連仙宮也是古色古香,放在人間隨便都是特等古蹟,還是自帶除塵維護系統的華麗版。354Please respect copyright.PENANAOqU3KhNao0
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年輕帥氣,顯然是走男神路線的仙君輕笑,衣袍一甩,頓時雲霧漫漫,仙氣裊裊,不知何時準備就緒的仙鶴猛地振翅高飛。354Please respect copyright.PENANARVCoje5Mgc
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「本座興行妙道天尊。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAihlywXTvo4
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突然自介,弄得前清塵不知如何反應的仙君形象倏變,一襲走在時尚最前端,駕馭新潮流的現代服飾,同樣的雲煙裊裊,剛剛飛走的仙鶴飛了回來,再次原地起飛。354Please respect copyright.PENANA9FlabMR2yM
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下秒,相同的自介再度揚起,「本座興行妙道天尊。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAYnCTy8hDHg
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完全弄不懂是怎麼回事的前清塵,只能下意識的作出回應,「啊?嗯?……喔!幸會幸會,久仰久仰。」354Please respect copyright.PENANA6R8pAtVmwm
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依然跟著前清塵的戰神瞥了她一眼,「妳真的知道他是誰?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAukcZKqN7bn
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前清塵老實的搖頭,「不知道,但不妨礙我裝熟。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAUfUyJ95q7p
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「呵。」戰神冷笑。354Please respect copyright.PENANAioI59ZBFlw
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自介了兩回的興行妙道天尊聽見戰神和前清塵間的對話也不介意,輕笑之中,恢復原本裝扮,「不知道沒關係,仙友應該聽過我其他稱號?」沒等前清塵反應,一連串仙號如同流水般自他口裡傳出,「孚佑帝君、靈寶純陽一炁華蓋掌道真君、仁極無上大天尊……」354Please respect copyright.PENANAUeVsFa9rpL
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不過眨眼,興行妙道天尊已報出林林總總,十多個稱號。354Please respect copyright.PENANAx2N1Qi4Dld
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眼看對方還要繼續,直到前清塵認得他為止,前清塵再也招架不住的朝戰神拋了個求救的眼神。354Please respect copyright.PENANAma9qP81i4n
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能將前仙子吊在三尖兩刃槍上頭,一路遊街示眾回天宮的戰神自然沒那麼容易打動。354Please respect copyright.PENANAWluhe2vWaq
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直到報完所有人間稱號,發覺前清塵依然不知道他是誰的興行妙道天尊,悠悠一嘆,「在下塵名呂岩,字洞賓。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAtsfiQ6k0J4
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就在呂天尊準備將道號一塊報上時,前清塵終於有了反應。354Please respect copyright.PENANA7foPYJdTyy
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「這個我知道,八仙裡的呂洞賓,呂師祖!」呂天尊含笑頷首,前清塵悄悄抹了把冷汗,暗歎神仙間的交際太難。354Please respect copyright.PENANAZtDPzUI0w2
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呂天尊很滿意。354Please respect copyright.PENANAxgNobWFCyd
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他將話題帶回剛剛的自介秀,「以前仙子身為現代人的角度觀點來看,顯聖時,是穿著古裝比較仙氣逼人,具有說服力,還是穿著一身型男服飾比較能說服人?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAu9ewYeIIau
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不得不說,呂天尊的問題非常直搗黃龍。354Please respect copyright.PENANA0VaJYhxvOd
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確實,哪怕人間一堆作品裡頭,仙魔神妖全都穿得非常時尚,但是,論起說服力,一名古色古香的仙女,確實會比穿著香奈兒全套的仙女更加讓人信服……前清塵想了想,決定跳過這是個看臉的時代,臉不好看,穿啥都沒用的額外補充。354Please respect copyright.PENANA6xUDdJW1yQ
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呂天尊一言不合就報了十多個稱號的作風,著實震撼了她。354Please respect copyright.PENANAXBuNkYOKGx
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未避免一時的口舌之快,換來被呂天尊拎著觀看N場仙人顯聖時裝秀的待遇,前清塵無比誠懇又衷心的補上一句,「天尊你怎樣都好看。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAx37yU9AZfz
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呂天尊非常欣賞前清塵的誠實。354Please respect copyright.PENANAoeGMJwW8sX
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他沒有拎著前清塵去看眾仙家顯靈顯聖,而是豪邁不拘小節的拉著前清塵原地坐下,開始分享他的過往事跡。354Please respect copyright.PENANAYbBP8VO1AN
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前清塵先是怔了一怔,旋即意識到,這就像是每個領導要開始演講,底頭人必須有所反應的職場文化,於是,她非常給臉,並且配合的,在呂天尊說完一段英勇事跡時,賣力鼓掌或是適時發出讚嘆。354Please respect copyright.PENANA1uj1999oFm
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好不容易,呂天尊終於說完自己成仙至今,就連世人也不見得知曉的種種事跡,已經過了七天七夜,他愉快的拍了拍前清塵肩膀,表達對新科仙子的看好,以及未來有空可以到他那喝杯茶的善意後,瀟灑的走了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAsJvfh1iKdc
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仍留在原地的前清塵,用著歷經滄桑的語調,詢問只有在剛開始時,意思意思捧了下呂天尊場子,後面全然入定沉寂,直至呂天尊離開才回神的戰神。「你早知道會這樣?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAfcMCmeDXtC
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戰神沒有回答,反而問了她一個問題,「全都記住了?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAEjinel0A6q
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前清塵搖頭。354Please respect copyright.PENANACbhgSjvqri
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「他會抽問。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAdAJ3UHrQ6q
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前清塵驚愕的看向戰神,見他神情嚴肅,似乎不像說笑,她明智的決定,以後離呂天尊遠點,就連他所住的地方也得繞著走。354Please respect copyright.PENANAVSVHEKqzFF
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緊接著,前清塵想到了另件同樣重要的事。354Please respect copyright.PENANAvF14CVmeAG
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為什麼戰神還跟著她?354Please respect copyright.PENANA2JJtbTybMa
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天界第一戰神不用巡視練兵的嗎?354Please respect copyright.PENANAz3eXyuDqzi
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前清塵的思路不可避免的被自己給帶歪了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAnAMyrlaYIs
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身為曾經的社畜,加班可說是家常便飯的前上班族,登仙後,滋潤悠哉渡過好段時間的前清塵猛然意識到,她現在是無業遊仙!354Please respect copyright.PENANA71q2vALAlY
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前清塵是個務實的人,至少她自己如此認為。354Please respect copyright.PENANAbAzJzYiqSH
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哪怕她飛昇的莫名其妙,彷彿動物園裡的大熊貓,受到諸位神仙的關懷,她依然認為,自個未來在天宮的工作崗位,絕對脫不開撒掃或是跑腿這一類,不管如何,絕對不會有吃白飯這個選項。354Please respect copyright.PENANAtauqIPVQYu
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君不見,西遊記裡的齊天大聖孫悟空,未來的戰鬥勝佛,一樣得從弼馬溫做起。354Please respect copyright.PENANAOcw8wCMicy
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她前清塵何德何能?放在戲曲裡,妥妥是個跑龍套的角色。354Please respect copyright.PENANAuuQK03QQCk
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就在她覺悟極高,安份的等了又等,怎麼也沒等到應有的任職分配後,前清塵再也坐不住了,萬一,天宮走的是求職路線呢?354Please respect copyright.PENANASJ9ui0siRy
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天界履歷表該怎麼寫?354Please respect copyright.PENANAsoeGAINf48
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為了將來前途的前清塵不恥下問,戰神無愧戰神風範,特別高貴冷豔的瞥了她一眼,什麼提示也沒給。354Please respect copyright.PENANA6fBFQwMS8O
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於是,前清塵再度蹲回天河河畔。354Please respect copyright.PENANAkUJUDH76wk
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前仙子上回留下了意圖跳天河偷渡人間的前科,這回,她剛來到天河畔,戰神手中的三尖兩刃槍就明晃晃的自她眼前劃過。354Please respect copyright.PENANA92FAAh8dxe
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破空之聲,震懾心魂。354Please respect copyright.PENANAXY0Lzw6Gdv
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面對前清塵三分驚愕,三分懷疑,外加三分提防的目光,戰神大大臉不紅、氣不喘的表示,天河溼氣重,容易手滑。354Please respect copyright.PENANAq9SJHNUsPf
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簡白點的說,就是……前清塵再敢跳天河試試?354Please respect copyright.PENANArvAfvSqNNj
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保證把她像串燒一樣給串出個窟窿。354Please respect copyright.PENANArn1lLTBjeC
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一串一個準!354Please respect copyright.PENANAVgxvDAwNS7
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讀懂底頭威脅的前清塵抹了把臉,默默挪動腳步,與戰神保持一定距離,接著,開始認真思考天界履歷表到底該怎麼寫,才能翻出朵花來?354Please respect copyright.PENANAhaNk4gPXk3
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前清塵一想又是數天,比當年寫畢業論文還要認真不知多少倍。354Please respect copyright.PENANAw7oMrruy3K
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要是按照人間慣例,那是怎麼囂張怎麼寫,哪怕只是掛名,也能寫在履歷表上拿出來顯擺見人,偏偏,這是天宮,什麼精豔絕倫的人物沒見過?354Please respect copyright.PENANAbQy3PVB0TI
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別說皇親國戚,就是文豪畫仙,怎麼也能抓出個幾個來。354Please respect copyright.PENANAulyo9iAJco
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好不容易等她理清思路,弄了份自己覺得勉強可以見人的履歷時,前清塵有些後悔,她當初怎沒想過,到7-11打工呢?354Please respect copyright.PENANAwPuGqwYByE
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7-11出身的員工,十八般武藝樣樣精通。354Please respect copyright.PENANAY1buebyIk1
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只有老闆還沒想到,沒有他們做不到。354Please respect copyright.PENANAOeMgAy125j
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也許,天界缺的就是這樣的人材!354Please respect copyright.PENANAEMH9As6Pe5
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前清塵料到了開頭,卻沒猜到結尾。354Please respect copyright.PENANA9rzQw8xLo0
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嘔心瀝血弄出來的履歷表根本沒派上用場。354Please respect copyright.PENANA96ppNVD2N3
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仙官的態度很溫和,言語很誠懇,話裡話外的中心思想只有一個,別說是天魔都想挖牆角的現在,就是平時,誰家大熊貓需要自個出門賺伙食費?354Please respect copyright.PENANAj6sMiE6VMG
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前仙子能否有點大熊貓的自覺?354Please respect copyright.PENANAnZYaf1fuBr
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灑掃應對這種小事,就不勞前仙子了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAPaEpRn7zUN
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聽到這樣的話語,前清塵一度以為自個被愚弄或是排擠了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAzDlxdfPtyQ
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見她一臉懵懂,顯然不是尋他開心的仙官愣了愣,再看了看向不遠處,一副事不關己的戰神,神情愈發微妙,忍了忍,終究沒忍住好奇心的仙官壓低音量詢問,「這件事一開始就決定好了,戰神沒告訴妳嗎?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAC6VWIqqAKV
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為了履歷表在天河旁蹲了好幾天的前清塵,默默的看向戰神。354Please respect copyright.PENANAsLv2vXPXFJ
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察覺前清塵目光的戰神,唇角微勾,「仙友有話同某說?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAPM8vGGO6BP
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平心而論,脫胎換骨的神仙全都長得很好看,隨便放個出去都是國民偶像的等級,戰神自然也不例外,用現代人的眼光來看,就是狂霸酷炫跩,附帶一絲高冷禁慾。354Please respect copyright.PENANAhQcSe4IAEW
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設為手機螢幕,每天三餐舔舔舔都不是問題。354Please respect copyright.PENANAovHg4zCwJb
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向來不茍言笑的戰神倏然一笑,整個空間就像是被十里春風吹過,鮮活了起來,看慣戰神禁慾臉的仙官有些扛不住。354Please respect copyright.PENANAPp0y4PTx0O
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前清塵不由得感慨,距離產生朦朧美。354Please respect copyright.PENANAlIMFG9GlwP
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仙官不知道,與戰神近距離接觸那麼多次的前清塵,還能不知道戰神就是個狠角色?哪怕他笑起來很好看,前清塵也不為所動,甚至端起一張無比正經的臉,「神君不忘本份,堅守崗位,夜宿天河,晨沾清露,實乃我輩表率。」354Please respect copyright.PENANA7u6M5fMgui
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仙官說了,她是大熊貓,可以不用工作。354Please respect copyright.PENANAiV8VjTAg4n
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戰神大大翹班又是什麼道理?354Please respect copyright.PENANAPSF6zDUzkW
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前清塵這種明面上贊歎,骨子裡嫌戰神不務正業的發言,戰神不以為然的嗤笑。「仙友客氣了。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAcXCa9xpYzr
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「甫登仙便引來天魔,此等豐功偉業,某自歎弗如。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAWAF0uUF0f8
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自古仙魔不兩立。354Please respect copyright.PENANAFAucHI3aWi
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放在千百年前,確實如此。354Please respect copyright.PENANATFaLVBiusP
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打從人間科技進步如飛,各種便利發明不斷出現,登仙者就越來越少,真正有本事墮魔的人也少了不止一半。354Please respect copyright.PENANA78Dym3RejG
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再直白的說,兩方都缺炮灰。354Please respect copyright.PENANAH5p4iHz5Wq
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基於這點,以往那種仙魔難容,見了面非得拼個你死我活的情況,獲得大幅改善,時間一長,就連天魔也能到天庭找玉帝王母摸個兩圈麻將。354Please respect copyright.PENANAPRMqXc7hvp
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戰神也是天魔的固定牌咖之一。354Please respect copyright.PENANAj5ZDT356YR
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前清塵的登仙完全是意料之外,莫說天界把她當成大熊貓養,就是當時在牌桌上大殺四方,一胡再胡的天魔也是見獵心裡,忍不住當場挖天宮牆角。354Please respect copyright.PENANA6J8x9PsZyS
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這已經不是炮灰與否的問題,是顏面之爭。354Please respect copyright.PENANAdDU50gunBr
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連自家大熊貓都保不住,隨隨便便就讓老對頭給挖角成功,老對頭還不逮著這事笑上千秋萬載?354Please respect copyright.PENANA3eiEiReq77
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前清塵要是有那麼點身為仙人的矜持,天宮眾人也用不著如此擔心,偏偏她是個現代人。354Please respect copyright.PENANAqoyMEKPLmR
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要求她對天魔懷抱抵觸心態,太過強人所難,更重要的是,比起蓬萊玉枝這等仙寶,三節獎金與年終的吸引力顯然大些。354Please respect copyright.PENANAR7aQk0RJIV
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早已放棄混跡人間,蹲等潛力股的天魔,依然比神仙更加瞭解現代人的需求與想法,開起支票也更加大氣果敢,三言兩語打造出只要是個社畜就難以拒絕的美好藍圖,惹得前清塵心動不已。354Please respect copyright.PENANAV7PtQMd9Lf
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戰神頂著莊家連八拉八的壓力,提前離桌,阻斷了前仙子墮魔的可能。354Please respect copyright.PENANAaYe3IBdrYg
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天魔臨走前,特地到前清塵面前晃了一圈,遞了張名片,歡迎新科仙子隨時隨地前往作客,墮魔的話就更歡迎了。354Please respect copyright.PENANABweaQLy8dn
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招惹天魔,意圖跳天河,半點也不省心的前仙子好意思指責戰神不務正業?負責確保天界大熊貓,不讓她墮魔或是鬧失蹤的戰神呵呵一笑。354Please respect copyright.PENANAQE5fcGwApp
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將一切看在眼底的仙官,沒打算攪進這池混水,比起前清塵跟戰神那種到底是保護,還是監護,又或者是盯梢的關係,仙官更加關心另一件事,他輕咳一聲,將皮笑肉不笑,大眼瞪小眼的兩人注意引來後,態度和善的開口,「前仙子的仙號可決定了?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAuAzHFJep0g
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和每天都需要用到的仙名不同。354Please respect copyright.PENANA3HUDKlFKwE
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仙號這玩意,向來是給信眾有成的神仙使用,好比興行妙道天尊,或是受歷代朝廷不斷追封,稱號同樣多到爆炸,最長追封甚至字數驚人的媽祖。354Please respect copyright.PENANAfs25WzTXTy
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具體有多長呢?354Please respect copyright.PENANACQdPYjKXEo
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護國庇民妙靈昭應宏仁普濟福佑群生誠感咸孚顯神贊順垂慈篤祜安瀾利運澤覃海宇恬波宣惠道流衍慶靖洋錫祉恩周德溥衛漕保泰振武綏疆天后之神。354Please respect copyright.PENANAk4vHtGWOqD
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就是人稱媽祖又稱天上聖母的林默娘本人都沒法一口氣唸完。354Please respect copyright.PENANA1m6MaYSeiP
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沒有信徒,又不怎麼想去顯靈顯聖,給自己掙座金身,或是蓋廟受供奉的前清塵,其實不怎麼迫切需要仙號。354Please respect copyright.PENANA4DHL4FgKBn
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哪怕是仙家聚會,那些稱謂能比仙宮新貴、天界大熊貓更實用嗎?354Please respect copyright.PENANAh36FkMm1vQ
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最重要的是,以資歷來說,依然是天界菜鳥的前清塵,就算擁有仙號,也找不到顯擺的對象,為此,哪怕仙名已定,她一點也不急著去思考仙號的問題。354Please respect copyright.PENANA8P0Sw9hC1H
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前仙子不急,仙官很著急。354Please respect copyright.PENANA1EUJEVSNrM
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原本一票仙官摩拳擦掌,等著在前仙子的仙名上一展文采,沒想到,前清塵在天河旁蹲個幾天,就弄出了他們沒法拒絕的仙名,現在,仙號總該給他們表現機會了吧?354Please respect copyright.PENANAEH1q3VBShd
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仙官眼中的殷殷期待,讓前清塵有種不好的預感。354Please respect copyright.PENANAUXJ1CL2rUF
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她正想裝作沒看見,默不吭聲的轉身離去,袖擺卻猛地遭人一扯,轉頭,赫是揚著笑臉的仙官,無奈之下,前清塵只得硬著頭皮開口,「仙友可是有所指教?」354Please respect copyright.PENANABBGNmw30ZU
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千等萬等,等的就是這句話。354Please respect copyright.PENANAGzIrDpJbpL
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前清塵一開口,一旁忙碌的仙官紛紛扔下手中的事湊了過來,「前仙子問得好,人間現在沒有皇帝,金口玉言褒封仙號的路線已經無法攻略,另條廣大仙友熟悉愛用的路線,託夢顯聖,最終開宗立廟、享香火供奉的路線,仙子有興趣不?」354Please respect copyright.PENANA94axQiXScn
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前清塵搖頭如波浪鼓。354Please respect copyright.PENANAWasTxYcz3U
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仙官微不可聞的嘆了口氣,悄悄將原本的預備方案收了起來,「我想也是,前仙友證的是白蓮大道,一般路線確實不適合妳。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAKpbN9EaKw5
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仙官的話,讓前清塵想起她刻意忽略至今的白蓮大道。354Please respect copyright.PENANAovm6HvCCau
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全天宮,就連身為死對頭的天魔都無比清楚的白蓮大道,前清塵聽了就感到胃疼,幸好,仙官也只是順口一提,並沒有打算就此長談的打算。354Please respect copyright.PENANAYRQ7150VuO
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前仙子微妙的表情變化,仙官相當自然的無視了,「上述捷徑,既然不得仙子喜愛,這套顯靈顯聖,網羅信眾的詳細流程多半也不合仙子心意。」仙官在長長的嘆息聲中,將另個方案撤下,「如此一來,仙子只好自立自強。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAzC7MujuRLs
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沒等前清塵鬆口氣,仙官已將拿在手裡的冊子遞至她面前,「跳過那些繁雜手續,直奔仙號吧!」354Please respect copyright.PENANASJcQwPYDI8
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如此精闢的結論是怎麼來的?354Please respect copyright.PENANAQyiEuulQHY
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前清塵瞪大眼睛,有些無法理解仙官們的邏輯,她正想表達自己的意見,仙官們眨眼間達成了共識。354Please respect copyright.PENANAsHqfCFUiBv
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既然前仙子不打算發展下線,仙號自然不需要考慮凡人感受,怎麼高興怎麼來!354Please respect copyright.PENANAU1ulQZV9rP
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仙官們開心了,他們原本還擔心,要是前清塵有意當位符合民間信仰的神仙,他們蠢蠢欲動的取名之心就得稍微壓制一下,單是想到這個可能,仙官們充滿文藝氣息的靈魂都忍不住哭泣了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAt0A2VlmDHP
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早早作好準備,文思泉湧,將自個創意盡訴其中的仙官,以目光催促前清塵從冊子裡挑選仙號,他們甚至婉轉的暗示,萬一實在無法割捨,多挑幾個也沒關係。354Please respect copyright.PENANAlpOZLkZaof
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看看呂天尊。354Please respect copyright.PENANAvLJNbC3Gt1
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看看媽祖。354Please respect copyright.PENANAUIb0xeanvz
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再看看二郎神君。354Please respect copyright.PENANAvfxDPayY4U
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哪個不是稱號一長串?354Please respect copyright.PENANANH55cgbeQD
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前仙子不用客氣,看上的只管拿去用!354Please respect copyright.PENANAJY0nPHYcQ4
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仙官的心意,前清塵確實收到了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAHhXKncpAsF
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她當著一票仙官與戰神的面,顫顫巍巍拿出天魔給她的名片,二話不說直接與天魔連線,「墮魔,收嗎?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAogQrC2J9U0
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科技來自人性,神通來自極限。354Please respect copyright.PENANAVDHyUk8oRn
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前清塵登仙至今,唯一用過,並且用得順溜的神通,居然是跨天魔兩界的長途連線,不得不說,仙官們功不可沒。354Please respect copyright.PENANAQUOyFd4WJ0
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儘管最後,在戰神強力壓制下,前仙子的墮魔行動再次宣告失敗,但是,經過這一齣之後,仙官們乾脆放棄指染前清塵仙號的機會。354Please respect copyright.PENANA7js8K3hhPl
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與其說是體貼前仙子的心情與意願,不如說,前仙子立下悲願,如果仙官們再試著把那些明裡暗裡與白蓮大道脫不了關係,或是夾帶他們個人喜好的仙號冠在她身上,她立馬墮魔,絕無二話,哪怕戰神把她剁了,鎮在喜馬拉雅山下數千年,她也不當神仙!354Please respect copyright.PENANA7dDc1PGQvJ
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前清塵立願時心志極堅,就連遠在彼端的天魔都忍不住贊了聲好。354Please respect copyright.PENANAosXzgBV50H
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戲弄大熊貓沒什麼,把大熊貓弄沒了,問題就很嚴重了。354Please respect copyright.PENANAW1OyXttjWP
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深刻體會大熊貓原來也會炸毛的仙官,連忙順毛安撫,含淚放棄前清塵的仙號命名權,並且保證,只要前仙子願意,沒有仙號也不是什麼大不了的事。354Please respect copyright.PENANArgRDyg4ZHJ
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前仙子開心就好。354Please respect copyright.PENANAHvhNmpRVJz
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炸毛的大熊貓並沒有輕易的被順毛安撫,反而用充滿懷疑和不信任的眼神瞅著仙官,甚至不給面子的挪動腳步往天魔身後湊。354Please respect copyright.PENANAVGwQV1mn7J
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天魔很給力。354Please respect copyright.PENANAk0ZWeGG73c
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前清塵剛發下悲願,遠在他化自在天的天魔贊好的同時,施展神通,直接出現在前清塵面前,這是怎樣的原理,前清塵不懂,如果用玄幻小說的方式來形容,天魔不是破碎虛空,就是撕裂空間,強悍的不講道理。354Please respect copyright.PENANAGS3udCeYQM
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向來能屈能伸,拿得起、放得下的前清塵一秒決定抱緊天魔大腿,「老闆好,老闆辛苦了!」354Please respect copyright.PENANANhXDe7CDa2
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整個天界怕是沒有任何一個地方比天魔身邊更加安全。354Please respect copyright.PENANAuOJKFvrxUh
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登仙至今,創下二度試圖墮魔的輝煌記錄,這回甚至把天魔直接引來的前清塵,現下一副乖巧溫馴的模樣,負責看顧她好段時間的戰神險些沒忍住一聲呵呵,似笑非笑的盯著前清塵,「前仙子這是把天魔當作靠山?」354Please respect copyright.PENANApIvjVeagbX
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在天庭,仙宮,戰神的面前,把天魔當作靠山?354Please respect copyright.PENANAB6qYUQOZug
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仙官們既驚愕又充滿敬佩的目光,讓看起來比世外高人更加世外高人的天魔微微挑眉。354Please respect copyright.PENANAHPEdnhplim
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從戰場到人間,再從人間到信仰,但凡能讓仙宮神仙吃癟,天魔向來不餘遺力,哪怕現在已經改成牌桌撕殺,天魔依然初心不變,彷彿對待晚輩幾分慈詳和善的給前清塵發了個紅包,「乖啊!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAY0OFf25Kxm
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整個過程自然無比。354Please respect copyright.PENANAeD0tNGbyVT
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頂著戰神殺人目光接過紅包的前清塵,在天魔無聲的鼓勵下,打開紅包,悄悄看了內容物一眼,下秒,她猛地倒抽一口氣,彷彿無法承受的一手捂胸,就連看向天魔的眼神都多了分真誠與敬意,「年終獎金也是這樣嗎?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAoM1PtbMXqQ
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「怎麼可能?」天魔不以為然的嗤笑,伸手拍了拍前清塵的頭,「年終只會多,不會少,乖,跳來慾界第六天,每年都有大紅包。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAVPDVJJn48X
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「三節獎金也不會少。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAejcW2YiXym
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銀彈攻勢對崇尚氣節的資深神仙沒有作用,但對領過血汗公司薪水的前清塵非常有效,如果說,前清塵先前喊天魔老闆,不過是炸毛與自保的舉動,現在,這聲老闆絕對真心實意,「好的,老闆,從今天起,你叫我往東,我絕對不會往西,你叫我打誰,我就打誰,絕不囉嗦!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAYGyndVUp98
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戰神倏地低笑。354Please respect copyright.PENANAccD6LR6kF8
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笑得殺氣十足。354Please respect copyright.PENANAptne79SkRk
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眼看天宮大熊貓就要變成慾界第六天吉祥物,戰神即將進行武力鎮壓,仙官連忙出聲提醒,「前仙子,人間發行的紙鈔,天界不通用啊!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAAVqOKs4IUg
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原本笑意盈盈的前清塵猛地一愣。354Please respect copyright.PENANAyO1NRmPaDO
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仙官心一橫,補上最後一刀,「就是慾界第六天也用不著。」354Please respect copyright.PENANA1BfUZSIGZZ
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換句話說,天魔給的薪水再多,也沒有用處,說是廢紙也不為過!354Please respect copyright.PENANArxCxHqbp6J
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前清塵看向天魔的目光,像是在詢問真假?354Please respect copyright.PENANAFdvGeYJERd
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天魔極為乾脆的點頭承認,「是啊!用不著。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAsOhyieFyWl
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「但是,人間可以啊!」仙官正想鬆口氣,便聞天魔不以為然的嗤笑,再來的發言更是讓他放下的心再度懸起。354Please respect copyright.PENANAWoDPzGE6PB
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「當月新番追了沒?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAIK3hhcsl55
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「限量周邊搶了沒?」354Please respect copyright.PENANASuxqXMontO
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「場次新刊買了沒?」354Please respect copyright.PENANA2vAB0py4oy
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「想要的東西都敗了嗎?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAz7piQdi7d9
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前清塵目光再度亮起,天魔順手捏了捏她的臉,「能用錢解決的事,都不是大事,列張單子,我們去買買買!」354Please respect copyright.PENANAFVGNF6EUtr
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按理來說,應該感動的一蹋糊塗,從此跟隨天魔腳步的前清塵卻是盯著天魔好一陣子,最後,一臉的欲言又止,「老闆。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAYT134YP9C6
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好不容易起了頭,又沒了聲音。354Please respect copyright.PENANAIwPq6sVknY
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前清塵和預期中截然不同的反應,天魔有些納悶,饒是如此,面對怎麼看都該是自家熊貓,中間過程不知道哪邊出了差錯,居然變成天宮吉祥物的前清塵,天魔始終多了幾分包容,「嗯?」354Please respect copyright.PENANAQrXxi0udkG
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「你……」說出口可能會被天魔撕成碎片,不說自己憋著難受,前清塵果斷選擇英勇就義,「拿錯劇本了,這是霸道總裁,不是妖豔賤貨。」354Please respect copyright.PENANAoKdD52r80I
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原本殺氣四溢,三尖兩刃槍已上手的戰神對著天魔一聲冷笑。354Please respect copyright.PENANAvHhLHFEhCq
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呵,妖豔賤貨。354Please respect copyright.PENANAiNkIoAJJA4
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今天的前仙子,依然在作死邊緣瘋狂的試探。354Please respect copyright.PENANATRH8DLhocz