The author was born in a galaxy far far away to parents Jor-El and Lara on the planet Gallifrey where she was best friends with a bow tie wearing madman in a box that was totally bigger on the inside. Her younger brother, Kal-El was raised in Smallville, Kansas while she spent the summers traveling the country in a 1967 Chevy Impala with these oddly hot two brothers that she met while she was in Hell. She was educated at Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry atop Mount Greylock in the Berkshires of Massachusetts. Currently, she resides in Santo Padre, California where she's grown strangely fond of motorcycle clubs.

Now. If you bought any of the above, she also has a beachfront property to sell you in the catacombs of the Paris Opera House on the planet Alderaan. Don't panic. Zaphod Beeblebrox is her realtor.

Okay. Fine. You want the truth? The author is a boring bi-polar housewife who lives in Memphis. Said author might also by a geek...and a smartass. The only thing close to true in the above two paragraphs is that she used to live in the Berkshires and has been camping on Mount Greylock. Way less interesting isn't it?


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