搞掂咗星瓊同衍皓嘅超渡之後,星瓊同女朋友就坐咗喺「前度超渡株式會社」到傾偈,好彩呢度淨係得兩個女人,如果多一個就變咗個墟,正所謂「三個女人一個墟」,但佢哋兩個講八卦嘅嘢程度絕對唔俾三個女人輸蝕,都係嘈到拆天嘅。286Please respect copyright.PENANAwdMuky4Fsb
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見佢哋傾得咁開心,我同腎仔都加入埋佢哋嘅對話,睇嚟我都幾有做女人嘅特質,都係咁鍾意講人是非。佢哋就分享下現今中學生拍拖嘅搞笑嘢,而我同腎仔就講下做前度超渡師嘅八卦嘢,話晒我都唔再係學生咁多年,連而家啲後生仔鍾意啲咩都唔太知,趁著呢個機會追貼返個潮流。雖然守則寫到明身為前度超渡師要保密客人嘅私隱,但唔通收咗工之後仲要跟「工作守則」咩,我睬你都傻啦!286Please respect copyright.PENANAM5JIXqc4L4
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最後我同星瓊、女朋友做咗朋友,互相交換咗Instagram。過咗一段時間之後,我從佢哋嘅post得知,佢哋兩個成為咗彼此嘅好姊妹,佢哋周不時一齊行街、食飯、睇戲。睇見佢哋嘅動態,我就喺度諗:明明佢哋之前係素未謀面,但而家係出身入死,糖黐豆嘅好姊妹,雖然我唔知佢哋平時傾咩,但我有啲好奇,究竟啲話題係咪都圍繞住衍皓呢?如果突然講咗同衍皓嘅回憶,對方又會唔會尷尬又或者妒忌呢?我真係好八卦啊!286Please respect copyright.PENANAwNr39JDrg0
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喺工作時間,我係一個好熱衷於工作嘅人,同時亦都係大家認知嘅「前度超渡師」,要有返身為前度超渡師嘅準則,堅守自己嘅操守,但當收咗工之後,就係一個正常普通市民,再冇身份上嘅隔閡,所以成為當事人嘅朋友係冇問題㗎!286Please respect copyright.PENANAY61siQEyNZ
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[總要在雨天,逃避某段從前,但雨點偏偏促使這樣與見。]286Please respect copyright.PENANAhAkm6Z0bTx
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大地回春,每日個天都要落一場大雨先至肯收手,面對潮濕嘅天氣,個人就好眼瞓,基本上一無聊,坐喺到都可以瞓得著。286Please respect copyright.PENANAPG0eoYMCEM
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「嘩!出面好大雨呀,搞到我濕晒喇!」突然有個OL上班族嚟咗。286Please respect copyright.PENANAM5YviHaAKL
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「唔緊要,慢慢嚟。歡迎光臨『前度超渡株式會社』,我係你嘅前度超渡師,請問你係咪有前度問題困擾需要由我去幫你超渡呢?」見佢狼狽嘅表情,睇嚟出面都應該幾大雨下。趁著我講返句經典例牌開場白之後,呢位OL亦都整頓好自己。286Please respect copyright.PENANAKXm6U85kai
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「啊!你間鋪頭真係好趣緻,點解會揀係風流場所隔離嘅?」話說『前度超渡株式會社』隔離正正就係一樓一。應該係話,呢幢大廈除咗我呢個舖位之外,其他都係色情場所,但點解會揀呢度,咪因為平租囉。286Please respect copyright.PENANAo9xpwkup3p
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「係窮吖!同埋喺邊度都唔重要,呢度夠隔音就得啦!講返你先,你想超渡你嘅前度?」我都不妨老實咁同佢講,我冇錢啊嘛!286Please respect copyright.PENANATLV8A8p3dj
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「我想超渡我並唔係我嘅前度,而係前度個阿媽,你係咪可以幫我㗎?」咦!我冇聽錯呀嘛?阿媽?286Please respect copyright.PENANA2HBGJhtl9A
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「Sorry,前度嘅邊個話?」為以防我又好似啱先咁樣懵下懵下,我決定問多次,聽清楚係咪真係前度個娘親。286Please respect copyright.PENANAegL8bva3te
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「阿媽」OL斬釘切鐵咁講。286Please respect copyright.PENANA65ZGvZHg7A
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「你可以分享下點解你要超渡佢阿媽。」我伸出我隻手,示意OL可以講佢嘅故事。286Please respect copyright.PENANAtNRakTdQ2e
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我之前嘅男朋友係一位好臭脾氣嘅男仔,成日因為少少事而發我脾氣,最後因為我頂唔住佢啲脾氣就提出分手,而佢就覺得係我派綠帽俾佢戴。但事實上係我同佢分咗手之後都冇再拍拖。同佢講咗分手之後,佢就成為咗我嘅恐怖前度,成日搵我訴苦,話佢自己有抑鬱,好想去死。佢仲威脅我,如果我再唔同佢傾偈就去死。佢分咗手之後仲要我做佢朋友、做佢嘅樹窿、做佢嘅靈魂伴侶,當然我都冇理佢,開頭我係已讀不回佢,佢就不斷洗我版,去到之後,我真係再次頂佢唔順就Block佢所有contant。286Please respect copyright.PENANArnlP6wXJQa
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我仲以為我Block咗佢之後就可以好輕鬆,放低一切煩惱,點知先係惡夢嘅開始。到佢阿媽煩住我,係吖,係佢阿媽啊!都二十幾歲人啦,仲要阿媽幫手。佢阿媽先係極品中嘅極品,明明係我哋兩個嘅感情事,關佢阿媽Q事咩。286Please respect copyright.PENANAvUEpqVWMBC
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佢阿媽WhatsApp我,問點解要搞到個仔唔開心。當我睇到之後,我呆咗,完全唔知點俾反應,跟住我就覆:「你知唔知道你個仔嘅脾氣係點㗎?」286Please respect copyright.PENANA0VEPDGVGiq
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高處未算高,佢阿媽就開始發射呢個連環機關槍,佢話我作為女朋友應該要接納佢個仔啲脾氣,應該要全心全意咁聽佢話,唔需要有自己嘅主見。286Please respect copyright.PENANAf23Gv0jXpe
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大佬,而家咩年代吖,男女平等、自由戀愛㗎嘛,乜而家仲興嗰啲盲婚啞嫁,仲要聽晒佢個仔話,咪搞我啦!286Please respect copyright.PENANAwuoxFITgYT
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然之後就話我係賤女人、八婆,用啲好侮辱性嘅詞語鬧我,我一聽到呢啲說話真係好委屈,明明係佢個仔唔啱在先,我先同佢分手,佢阿媽竟然咁話我。我喺度諗,如果第時同佢結婚,未來咪要聽晒呢啲說話幾十年,我真係唔敢想像。好慶幸我盡早離場,免受言語中傷之苦。286Please respect copyright.PENANA4DMi5QcvkW
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聽到呢啲說話固然傷心,但之後呢句先最激㷫我,之前嗰啲都可以啞忍,當我聽到呢句之後,我爆咗出嚟,我再頂唔順佢哋兩個。286Please respect copyright.PENANAjGR8cB2ZlZ
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佢阿媽話我係拜金女,為咗錢先同佢個仔一齊。好老實嗰句,之前同佢出街食飯都係一人俾一次錢,唔係餐餐要佢俾晒,就連佢生日,我都送咗隻名貴手錶俾佢,但我自己生日呢,一次都冇收過佢送嘅禮物。如果咁都叫拜金,我真係好嬲囉!286Please respect copyright.PENANA9k9flKrTSZ
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我以為咁樣和平分手之後,大家應該仲可以繼續做朋友,因為我都仲好愛佢,將來睇情況再一齊返。點知佢對我越嚟越過份,特登接我收工,又瘋狂打俾我,我真係唔想再對住佢,佢好煩吖!286Please respect copyright.PENANAR0mPaQibTH
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