「所以,妳蹺班就是為了去夜店泡女人?」死喔壓低聲音,夜店很吵,大概只有我聽得見。320Please respect copyright.PENANAM6pHXuCG4q
我點點頭,努力學習他不羈的樣子。可惜,人家多年訓練,我暫時道行不夠學不會。320Please respect copyright.PENANAQgu5Dnqvhq
只見他笑得更輕鬆了:「哦。還害得太陽和綠葉要拿舊的裝備出發了,就為了泡女人。」說得雲淡風輕。320Please respect copyright.PENANAxTbyYEPncA
嗚嗚……暴風騎士大人好可怕……320Please respect copyright.PENANAwTbwkxveWn
於是我只好和盤托出,解釋被綁架一事。320Please respect copyright.PENANA1XE6wLtbBK
暴風騎士大人皺起眉,散發衝天的怨氣:「妳有病啊,放出來了就到神殿求救啊!還幫他綁架,妳人質症侯群嗎?妳知道我……我們一直都在找妳嗎?」320Please respect copyright.PENANA4gCay8pjr0
原來如此,我果然應該懺悔。320Please respect copyright.PENANAsTHST8xtKZ
「對不起……我對不起神殿開支,請不要扣我工資嗚嗚……」320Please respect copyright.PENANAxbzeKnTzK0
死喔歎息:「放心,不扣妳的工資,反正找妳的都只有暴風小隊。沒事就回去吧。」320Please respect copyright.PENANAdGJY0h7aSc
「等我十秒,等我喝完這杯酒!」320Please respect copyright.PENANA0CWK9fWch1
回去之後,由於對暴風小隊的歉意,我送了他們每人一份甜點。320Please respect copyright.PENANALu462cbesI
交給暴風小隊副隊長時,他一副欲言又止的樣子。320Please respect copyright.PENANA2tYY0ogvca
「放心,我試吃過,雖然不好吃但沒有毒的。」我擺擺手。320Please respect copyright.PENANAgyS9224TwR
他望望手上的甜點,似乎更糾結了,但最後他還是收下了,然後恭敬地遞上一疊摺好的紙張。320Please respect copyright.PENANA0TfEXplcRJ
我瞄瞄他可憐的樣子,搖搖頭:「不行,暴風小隊的隊費不能加。」320Please respect copyright.PENANA4Yeb2U4IRR
他一怔,搖搖頭,把紙張塞在我手上。320Please respect copyright.PENANAHn2VMgje1S
這樣一來我就懂了,但我依舊搖搖頭:「抱歉……你是個好人……但是我不能接受你的心意。」320Please respect copyright.PENANALtImLa4aXi
他卻狠狠地打斷了我:「好人個X,我不是表白,妳可是嫂子……不,我想說,我以前叫着大嬸啊榴槤啊都只因為妳又親切人又好,不要放在心上啊!」320Please respect copyright.PENANAsJd8N70nwj
我想,四川變臉也沒你快。320Please respect copyright.PENANA1Djh9bmjRO
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他走開後,我好奇心作祟打開那張紙。然後,第一張紙上的標題寫着:妳是不是暗戀他測試。旁邊有手寫的小字,寫着暴風騎士大人。320Please respect copyright.PENANAuK1TJdov4k
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一:他看着妳的時候,妳的心臟會否噗通直跳?320Please respect copyright.PENANAYwNEuPHRKl
───自然會啦,死喔盯着我看的話,一定沒好事。320Please respect copyright.PENANAuMmwdETMb5
我默默地在旁邊畫了個勾。320Please respect copyright.PENANAslGQJOmQrz
二:他不在妳身邊的時候,妳經常會想他。320Please respect copyright.PENANAVfQeHFMBMm
───嗯,經常都會覺得工作太多了,於是就想他了,是時候要丟到他的辦公室了。320Please respect copyright.PENANAWmZ3FrCAy0
我又默默地畫了個勾。320Please respect copyright.PENANAR4HMbC1axM
三:他跟別的異性在一起時,妳會擔心。320Please respect copyright.PENANAAoham2e2Jh
───會啊,擔心他的眼睛還好嗎?不會因此又叫我幫他做完工作吧。320Please respect copyright.PENANAY62cTT1Sg8
我又畫了個勾。320Please respect copyright.PENANA5LebJMIcn8
四:他可以令妳情緒大起大落。320Please respect copyright.PENANAgaSWj7KT5f
───可以啊,他讓我賣BL本子時我多開心,他要分成時我多憂鬱。320Please respect copyright.PENANAtEolrlqbR2
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如果二十題中,妳有十五題畫了勾,妳絶對是愛上他了!!320Please respect copyright.PENANAO7Gj5fwtFn
我默默地瞄瞄那十五個勾,只想撕掉這張紙。320Please respect copyright.PENANA1wbQEx7JhE
我覺得自己浪費了五分鐘的人生,打算不要再浪費人生,去擺BL同人漫畫攤子了,就順手把這張紙放在辦公桌上。而之後的我,只想揍死這刻的我。320Please respect copyright.PENANA2U3Q0w8DSs