088:感情不是都悶著燉
再說到當官那件事。230Please respect copyright.PENANA2U9iRQvxbh
朝廷中央負責任用官員的吏部,真的派來低層官員詢問這事。230Please respect copyright.PENANAjV3p9gRrHq
低層官員進入蝦峰官府之後,和官府大人一起來到三合院廣場,跪問哥哥的出仕意願。230Please respect copyright.PENANAL6VNrvuQC3
結果哥哥回答……230Please respect copyright.PENANAjaoiqjsgqa
「自認才疏學淺,加上家妹年幼,請再等待幾年。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA9rSiITFAGb
低層官員一臉困惑:你當不當官,到底關妹妹什麼事?230Please respect copyright.PENANAgt3OLWLcCY
不過還是沒有多問,拿著哥哥親筆寫的回答,趕回中央稟報。230Please respect copyright.PENANA0wxn1ZJlhi
再來,一整個麻煩了。230Please respect copyright.PENANAROH4BVUutx
新任貢士不願仕官的理由,一傳回中央,大小官員都覺得奇怪。230Please respect copyright.PENANAOZE1allTHw
他們一探問,發現我們都未婚,也不管原因到底怎樣了,一堆搞不清楚狀況的立即來提親。230Please respect copyright.PENANAdu9WKgvao7
提哥哥的親,也提我的親。230Please respect copyright.PENANA39jVhlX4zA
我真是躺著也中槍,有夠麻煩!230Please respect copyright.PENANAwW6p9fih8f
什麼部門長官的公子,什麼侄子,什麼什麼的……今天來提哥哥的,明天來提我的,麻煩死,都想和哥哥攀關係。230Please respect copyright.PENANACi99yIjyb3
連續一個月,每天都有遠方來的媒婆說親。230Please respect copyright.PENANAOmMhIPGPmP
這樣的情況,幾乎舉人那時的狀況重現。230Please respect copyright.PENANANzveEwga4F
最後是由哥哥親筆寫一封簡單書信,讓提親者帶回去,才終於平息下來。230Please respect copyright.PENANAuKOjpKemba
『實不相瞞,家有童養媳妹,年方十四,正在等她長大……萬請提親的大人見諒。』230Please respect copyright.PENANAUxnwzLGhdn
到這,其實哥哥已經表示的很清楚。230Please respect copyright.PENANA9i337Hdb9A
十四歲的我,同樣看清楚了。230Please respect copyright.PENANAMdoY6tGvPS
他在等我長大。230Please respect copyright.PENANASYrF0bisRz
不願意先娶妻,辜負從小來到家裡的我。230Please respect copyright.PENANAsfm75gfTZ3
只是哥哥內斂含蓄,為人正經八百,才會從不表達男女之情……
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說到這,哥哥對我的感情,不是都悶著燉,也是有熱烈燒出來的時候。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKU3lb3V61g
高中貢士幾個月後,老家漁港的王家和吳家結親。230Please respect copyright.PENANA6h8lPpMqL7
當晚辦囍宴,哥哥一定在受邀之列。230Please respect copyright.PENANAc7GHCLkOKl
一起前往赴約,大家用餐,但是哥哥越喝越多。230Please respect copyright.PENANAoDdFDTNFHT
哥哥對於酒本來都很有節制,那晚真的喝很多,好像清水那樣一杯又一杯。230Please respect copyright.PENANA98UKUUzahJ
我發現到,要勸阻哥哥,已經來不及,有明顯醉意。230Please respect copyright.PENANANiKkdzu4dW
雖然還能說話談笑,不過真的醉了,語無倫次。230Please respect copyright.PENANAIQemPrlyjC
我看這樣不好,趕緊說:「哥哥,我們回家休息吧?」230Please respect copyright.PENANAhqxPk00Ml3
哥哥竟然當著眾人的面,直接伸手,摟著我:「小仙,哥哥等妳好久喔……」230Please respect copyright.PENANAh8ni7QcPfm
我愣了,問哥哥:「等我什麼?」230Please respect copyright.PENANArAHdk6bly0
哥哥說:「哥哥一直在等妳十六歲,才能像這樣,熱熱鬧鬧的辦場婚禮啊……」230Please respect copyright.PENANAWWJkcCSHfe
大家聽到了,開始喊著什麼郎才女貌,等著喝貢士大人的喜酒。230Please respect copyright.PENANAA6LP7TczYL
我不是很在乎人家怎麼起哄,反正夫人夫人的喊這麼多年,已經被看的很不清白了。230Please respect copyright.PENANAqRB3he56MI
這時真的只想帶哥哥回家。230Please respect copyright.PENANANYlCYmpmpH
沒想到哥哥又繼續說:「家裡只剩我們,好冷清,我不想回去……妳生幾個孩子,熱鬧家裡,好不好?」230Please respect copyright.PENANASG4nLiQa4M
我當場糗到不行。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKvipnSK58B
所有鄉親還真的努力鼓吹早生貴子之類。230Please respect copyright.PENANAxigjwoRJ4T
接著,哥哥越來越醉,說話也越來越沒有邏輯。230Please respect copyright.PENANAhfHYxJneyT
從氣象說到海像,幾乎什麼都說上幾句。230Please respect copyright.PENANALjWNwNSjMO
我看這樣真的不行,很快就要醉成一灘爛泥,趕緊找幾名強壯大伯,一起半強硬的把哥哥扛回家。230Please respect copyright.PENANAA4GvSp8kHf
進入房間之後,大伯把哥哥放到床上躺平。230Please respect copyright.PENANAQRr0xlrAmd
我立刻過去幫忙脫鞋,解開上衣。230Please respect copyright.PENANAGqCFTnYLVF
沒想到哥哥伸手,把我拉到懷裡讓我趴著!230Please respect copyright.PENANAK2DVYpmg48
幾位大伯可是還在場啊!230Please respect copyright.PENANAIyeEaEeTBr
我好尷尬,掙扎要離開!230Please respect copyright.PENANAXxnvheb77d
哥哥抱更緊,就是不讓我走!230Please respect copyright.PENANAUmSrIBxeYE
甚至開口就說:「小仙……哥哥愛妳……生幾個孩子讓家裡熱鬧熱鬧吧……」230Please respect copyright.PENANAGuDzW7SSAv
最慘的是,在場大伯們親眼看到我被強脫衣服,沒救我,反而趕緊離開房間,關上房門,要讓我們成全好事。230Please respect copyright.PENANAfrg821EJWa
大伯們回去,這事能不到處傳開嗎?230Please respect copyright.PENANAcW80WZIRSl
我一個十四歲女孩子,真是跳到黃河也洗不清了!230Please respect copyright.PENANAWA8Bxp3rIy
那時我真的以為自己就要失身給哥哥了!230Please respect copyright.PENANAP0g5Q4frNP
結果哥哥把我的上衣脫掉,就徹底醉死,直睡到隔天中午才離房活動。230Please respect copyright.PENANAFEcmASEq0S
在家裡撞見,我小心的問:「哥哥……你記得昨晚的事嗎……」230Please respect copyright.PENANA3ueXC0dZo4
宿醉剛醒,困惑的:「昨晚?發生什麼事?」230Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ea4XfdS6N
是真的醉到都不記得,所以我鬆了口大氣,可以比較放心的面對哥哥。230Please respect copyright.PENANALDUR2QLaW4
只是,那陣子依然羞的不敢出門見人!230Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dy48Q9UGp
另外,不是只有那陣子,是徹底糗上好幾個月。230Please respect copyright.PENANAzFOqNCRCnv
走在路上,一些婆婆媽媽看到我,主動推薦我一些能幫助懷孕的偏方,都不管我才十四歲,婚禮還沒辦。230Please respect copyright.PENANAAACwKXBvcX
至少我是真的知道了,哥哥心底那麼喜歡我,一直在等我長大。230Please respect copyright.PENANAZkYv0LmtBv
另外,大家也都相信,我們已經是有實無名的夫妻,等著喝我十六歲的正式喜酒。230Please respect copyright.PENANAqVZ15HSPIR
我除了乖乖陪在哥哥身邊,還能怎麼樣?230Please respect copyright.PENANAeWXROEUddR
這就是我的命吧……