大學校園生活新奇有趣,初為牙蘇仔的頭兩個禮拜過得飛快,眨眼連禮拜五最後一節中國歷史概論大課也終於宣告結束。77Please respect copyright.PENANACYbVa66wFK
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想不到,由三皇五帝到戰國七雄,多少人物湮沒於世,當中不乏英雄志士、名相聖賢,竟都不及商紂王在我心中留下的印象深刻。食色性也仿如海浪逐岸,人生苦短,何不及時淫樂。中出一念間,誰要思量什麼江山社稷,只管全部付諸一炮,此等豪氣,非市井小淫蟲可比。77Please respect copyright.PENANAiWKIlL4boH
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「有得屌妲己你屌唔屌?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAEIBWGmUFFZ
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「實屌㗎,屌銀埋你個屎眼添呀。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAxH46YAG9Az
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「認真。」77Please respect copyright.PENANADa6H6S5yyB
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這種語境下,聽謝世傑很認真地說出「認真」二字,冷不防地讓我著實一怔。77Please respect copyright.PENANAGmFQ4GNeJF
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「呢隻妲己飛機杯好似唔錯,點睇。」77Please respect copyright.PENANARHd7a6NJBk
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他看著螢幕上的妲己動漫飛機杯,兩眼癡呆。77Please respect copyright.PENANAItBI9Sw37v
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我霎時啼笑皆非:77Please respect copyright.PENANAsqnkWdPp3A
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「人地上堂打機,你就上堂掛住打飛機,你係好嘢㗎喎你。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA1CqqVI6WvF
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「中國歷史萬變不離其宗,不外乎你方唱罷我登場,呢家做完果家做,其實不過換湯不換藥。」他大發議論後轉而笑意淫淫:「留返時間學下新嘢唔好?你唔係都未試過?聽講都有七八成似,當練習都不妨一試,嘿嘿。」77Please respect copyright.PENANApwXlkLrKVP
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「你中學修中史就咁講啫,我唔專心上堂乖乖地drop note屎,到時gpa唔過三,升唔返u就真係自殺都似。」我無奈。77Please respect copyright.PENANAs4uGWknQ4h
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「放心,我唔難收買。」77Please respect copyright.PENANADhPJTZ8sDK
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「屌你咩,呢隻幾錢呀?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAyxEVPsNxO2
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「六十蚊有找。」他不忘挑挑眉,補充道:「呢隻動漫款平啲,真人版果隻就貴好多。」他邊說邊點開購物車:「拿,貴一半,不過都抵屌。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA8WnFPT1AEo
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「你就真係唔方唔抵屌喇。」77Please respect copyright.PENANArG9u7MzjwS
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看了看商品簡介,原來所謂真人版就是以溫碧霞真人倒模作為標榜。看見那熟悉的臉龐和桃紅色小肚兜,兒時回憶湧上龜頭,不禁對這人生啟蒙老師肅然起莖。77Please respect copyright.PENANA2qwuJekA5I
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「真人倒模,真係唔驚比人吿㗎喎。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAkrbittSKVt
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「冒法律之風險,謀男士之福祉!盜亦有道也!」77Please respect copyright.PENANAwKG5THBLCO
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「講到咁偉大,你估真係溫碧霞果塊咩。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAbYJFc4EKNk
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「康兄,此言差矣,信則係,不信則不係,唔信你就屌緊飛機杯,信你就屌緊溫碧霞,你信唔信?」77Please respect copyright.PENANAyprUsNFRYy
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「喂啊世傑呀,不如你唔好讀中文啦,你讀哲學啦你。」77Please respect copyright.PENANA6UaMpPZaTc
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「都唔係未曾諗過,不過副學士似乎冇得讀。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAjWftVMZsAs
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「唔好諗啦,再唔執嘢以後就真係得飛機杯比你屌㗎喇。」77Please respect copyright.PENANAVOFxIHY84J
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「?!」他眉頭一鎖,兩眼一撐:「弊!」