床邊傳來一絲震動，我睡眼惺忪的探頭一看。是肥軒傳來訊息，內容大概是他還在發燒，並督促我去台聚。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKJSUmcOX2
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起床梳洗後，時間尚早，隨便煮個早餐才出門。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0fhJaxyoV
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由家出發到鑽石山不用多久，下車後從容不迫的提步到荷里活廣場。電影院在三樓，沿途人流不多，應該是時間尚早，才十一點多。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbNaNw6Bqo
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我藉機觀察一下沿途有沒有肥軒的同類，所謂同類不外乎都是不修邊幅的宅男，反正會出席台聚的應該只是宅男，可是四周環顧並沒發現。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVHTO2X5dt
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看著已經走到電影院前，眼見前面一群人眾在一團，想必是肥軒的同類，難怪剛才沿路都沒發現。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhTRC0qh0h
走近一看，除了幾個男生外，還有一個嬌小的身影。一身全黑的長裙，配上白皙的膚色，站在一堆男生中，額外顯眼。不用想這定必是肥軒的女神，可惜周遭的男生都圍著她，把她的容貌遮掩起來。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeN5Fcfojp
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「仲有邊個未點名架?」一把清脆的聲音從人群中傳來。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNidVtdRyk
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點名?小學生校外旅行嗎?眼前一眾成年男性配著小學雞點名環節十分違和。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEEF7rBoud
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「沙田謝霆鋒係唔係到?」剛剛的聲音又問道。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiK6rK1PfJl
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哇屌，誰藝高人膽大敢自稱謝霆鋒，先不論這人自信堪比阿舜，近年謝霆鋒的形象越來越令人尷尬。先是廚師的身份令人嘖嘖稱奇，早年的砸結他及地表最強單線solo更令小弟甘拜下風。(絕無貶義，檸檬fans不喜請插)235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qXWr7yy6E
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正當我猜不著是誰有著神一般的自信時，腦海突然閃過肥軒的名字。仆街，是肥軒!肥軒從中學就很著迷謝霆鋒，不難想像在網上會自稱甚至幻想自己是謝霆鋒。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpltuax3dJ
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想到要我去認領這個尷尬至極的頭銜時，我的手不由自住地掩著半邊臉。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTYPCsxMPl
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「媽啊，咁柒點認啊!」內心吶喊著。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg4THQdkvp
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我整個人畏縮退後，想回頭九秒九離場時，突然有人拍了我的肩膀。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE0TluRTfO
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「喂，你係唔係沙田謝霆鋒啊?」一把甜美的聲線在我身旁傳來。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFlGsXgQaR
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我轉頭一看，是位妙齡少女，棕色長髮，白裡透紅的臉頰，配上白色碎花裙，一雙帆布鞋，絕對稱得上是位可人兒。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7EHpbciF7
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「點解你覺得我係呢?」我掩飾著尷尬地反問。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaJsFNJld9
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「我見你聽到個名之後遮住半邊面，其他人又好似冇乜反應咁，諗緊係咪得你一個未點名囉。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtar2jnTfzo
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「你又知點名?唔通你都有份donate?」心裡帶著疑問道。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQAGcM360C
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「我點會唔知啊，今日個活動我搞架嘛。」她笑著回應。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9sIG17Mr3
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WTF!?活動是你辦的，即是你就是實況台台主，也就是肥軒的女神，那剛才在人群中的女生是誰?235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfXkhFXDun
