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第九回 - 湯告老師

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Mar 12, 2022

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「我係隸屬L城聯合宇宙政府的特工Ouroboros，專門協助陷入時間輪迴的人，脫離輪迴。」

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我呆咗咁企响度，「你講乜呀？可唔可以講返中文？」

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「唉，我簡單解釋吓咩叫『偷情輪迴』先。」痾拔甩拉我到樓梯坐低慢慢講。

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「『偷情輪迴』就係當一個人偷情次數去到一千次都冇畀人男朋友或者老公發現過，咁第一千次完事後離開嘅時候，就會返返去搞完嘢嘅時候，然後就進入萬劫不復，永永遠遠咁困响時間循環之中。」痾拔甩吸咗啖電子煙。

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我完全聽唔明佢講乜，「你真係痾拔甩㗎喎，點解你咁鐘意講英文，講返中文得唔得呀？」

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「我唔係叫痾拔甩，你可以我禤永倫。」痾拔甩好認真咁講，

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「好呀，痾拔甩。」我都懶認真咁回答佢。

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「我意思即係你做咗『異空戰士』或者上咗『恐怖郵輪』。」痾拔甩目無表情咁講。

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「吓，我係湯告老師，咁我要去邊度打死隻怪獸？」我即刻搵返包煙出嚟，弄弄盡盡咁點著佢。

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「邊個响大廳呀？隻怪獸呀？」呢條友講嘢真係好奇怪，正經講返廣東話唔得㗎喎。

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「我知一時間好難接受，簡單啲講即係你五日內要唔畀人發現下逃出逸葵樓。」痾拔甩用啡色嘅電子煙指住我。

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佢嘅電子煙有一陣檸檬茶味。

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「逃走係我強項丫，我個『朶』係Hong Kong Michael Scofield，睇我表演啦。」我食完支煙就離開。

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「記住我，我叫禤永倫，响呢度等你，幾次輸迴後見。」痾拔甩大聲叫，驚死我聽唔到。

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但今次我賓周損咗，佢除我條褲睇到粒馬蹄，就係咁笑我渣，一次就玩完。

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但佢唔記得咗我呢幾日同佢環遊咗六次世界，佢爽翻天，爽到腫呢。

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咪住，點解輸迴後，春蓮冇腫，但係我就仲係咁腫㗎。

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唔好理住，離開咗呢度先算。

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「唔得，我一定要走，唔可以同你開心多幾日。」我語重心長咁同春蓮講。

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「明嘅。」春蓮翹手斜眼啤住我粒馬蹄。

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因為我記得排隊去檢測係好多警察同醫護安排同維持秩序，但檢測完返上樓條路就冇人睇住，到時我轉身射個三分波……

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Table of Contents

#1 第一回 - 封村

#2 第二回 - 偷情專家

#3 第三回 - 酒池肉林

#4 第四回 - 與薩爾達相遇

#5 第五回 - 偷情輪迴

#6 第六回 - 偷情六天，賓周都捐。

#7 第七回 - 怒之薩爾達

#8 第八回 - 今次痾拔甩

#9 第九回 - 湯告老師

#10 第十回 - 屯馬開通真的很興奮

#11 第十一回 - Temple Run

#12 第十二回 - 奇行種

#13 第十三回 - 水渠

#14 第十四回 - 時光倒流一條渠

#15 第十五回 - 痾拔甩的第一次

#16 第十六回 - 偷情輪迴的原因

#17 第十七回 - 量子精子

#18 第十八回 - 酥乳

#19 第十九回 - 表弟

#20 第二十回 - 一支煙先生

#21 第二十一回 - 大叔的愛

#22 第二十二回 - 吶喊

#23 第二十三回 - 白馬王子和睡公主

#24 第二十四回 - 三文治

#25 第二十五回 - 加監

#26 第二十六回 - 派飯仔

#27 第二十七回 - AV女優

#28 第二十八回 - 三上悠季

#29 第二十九回 - 雙生靈

#30 第三十回 - 三上大哭

#31 第三十一回 - 垃圾房

#32 第三十二回 - 倒垃圾

#33 第三十三回 - 偷情輪迴夾縫

#34 第三十四回 - 交換口水

#35 第三十五回 - 三上悠季的憂鬱

#36 第三十六回 - 普通女人

#37 第三十七回 - 一哭二鬧三上悠季

#38 第三十八回 - 捉姦？

#39 第三十九回 - 奸夫淫婦

#40 第四十回 - 寂寞的三上

#41 第四十一回 - 永遠懷疑小丁

#42 第四十二回 - 搏一搏單車變摩托

#43 第四十三回 - 口水

#44 第四十四回 - 撩鼻

#45 第四十五回 - 瘋狂的春蓮

#46 第四十六回 - 圍封當Staycaution

#47 第四十七回 - 最後希望

#48 第四十八回 - 難聽過粗口

#49 （加更）第四十九回 - 傳說中的涼瓜肉片飯

#50 第五十回 - 陽人表

#51 第五十一回 - Running Man

#52 第五十二回 - 回憶殺

#53 第五十三回 - 西門殺

#54 第五十四回 - 密室逃脫

#55 第五十五回 - 酒精液

#56 第五十六回 - 英超

#57 第五十七回 - 口爆

#58 第五十八回 - 十四日隔離

#59 第五十九回 - 立地成佛

#60 第六十回 - 命運嘅安排

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