INT. TATE MODERN, ST IVES - AFTERNOON
Stable shopkeeper DR GREGORY BUTTERSCOTCH is arguing with sweet housekeeper MASTER HARRY CHAN. GREGORY tries to hug HARRY but he shakes him off.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAcZ68PXoRuA
Please Harry, don't leave me.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAXZEgVSLZEi
I'm sorry Gregory, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANA3E1KxAe9U3
I am such a person!
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HARRY frowns.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANA1pjoTaNXEC
I'm sorry, Gregory. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
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HARRY leaves.
GREGORY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, hopeful doctor MRS CHANTAL MALKOVICH barges in looking flustered.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAmIjgRtRH7V
Goodness, Chantal! Is everything okay?
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAdAZQKaZKBC
I'm afraid not.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAYosTniNfFA
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAlViWf82tty
It's ... an alien ... I saw an evil alien exterminate a bunch of swimmers!
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANArsWc1qWHEr
Defenseless swimmers?
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANA6FFsh9s7aH
Yes, defenseless swimmers!
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANA25qfGsgNL2
Bloomin' heck, Chantal! We've got to do something.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAul8EeGZVCn
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANANujvbhvtL1
You can start by telling me where this happened.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAfX3Zmsd6TE
I was...
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CHANTAL fans herself and begins to wheeze.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAGlG3BKQq6J
Focus Chantal, focus! Where did it happen?
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAJIUC13HobE
National History Museum, London! That's right - National History Museum, London!
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GREGORY springs up and begins to run.
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EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
GREGORY rushes along the street, followed by CHANTAL. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
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INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM, LONDON - SHORTLY AFTER
SHARON PIGEON a spiteful alien terrorises two swimmers.
GREGORY, closely followed by CHANTAL, rushes towards SHARON, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAx1dE62O5d7
What is is? What's the matter?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAEzGQRkVoxR
That's not just any old alien, that's Sharon Pigeon!
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAsQbtk605Gl
Who's Sharon Pigeon?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAlxTSbjq5F1
Who's Sharon Pigeon? Who's Sharon Pigeon? Only the most spiteful alien in the universe!
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANA1BrKHkfNzU
Blinkin' knickers, Gregory! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most spiteful alien in the universe!
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAF9zH1UY9Nm
You can say that again.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAtbxdJwmdyc
Blinkin' knickers, Gregory! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most spiteful alien in the universe!
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAJujChzol1j
I'm going to need ropes, lots of ropes.
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Sharon turns and sees Gregory and Chantal. She grins an evil grin.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAm6s57CmK7h
Gregory Butterscotch, we meet again.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAINWvj9fnvC
You've met?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANASVlHq0rB0S
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
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EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young GREGORY is sitting in a park listening to some drum and bass music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees SHARON. He takes off his headphones.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANABUpS92kOg1
Would you like some chocolate?
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GREGORY's eyes light up, but then he studies SHARON more closely, and looks uneasy.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAPGusPAqFc6
I don't know, you look kind of spiteful.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAESv6IJxnWI
Me? No. I'm not spiteful. I'm the least spiteful alien in the world.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAIRfERoztZq
Wait, you're a alien?
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GREGORY runs away, screaming.
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INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM, LONDON - PRESENT DAY
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAH9get8A26X
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAilbLJ33m7p
(To GREGORY) You ran away?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANApctDstRaAi
(To CHANTAL) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
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GREGORY turns to SHARON.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAbvD1DnfL2L
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
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GREGORY runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAuB8RjatmfQ
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with ropes.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAX3xeWVSAi9
I'm not scared of you.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAlcJ0YKHq1j
You should be.
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EXT. A LIBRARY - LATER THAT DAY
GREGORY and CHANTAL walk around searching for something.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAZFJ9fR5ge8
I feel sure I left my ropes somewhere around here.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAgryv8yUSaB
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly ropes.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAcogsajstRp
You know nothing Chantal Malkovich.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAjo5quTmoOY
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
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Suddenly, SHARON appears, holding a pair of ropes.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAXAjRILwUSx
Looking for something?
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAC9K48XJZYy
Crikey, Gregory, she's got your ropes.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANADFhd7KrMYO
Tell me something I don't already know!
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAqCbktGChGd
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAYe0e44rtCx
I know that already!
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAeo89ifbb9v
I pick my nose and eat it.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAYkIQ3grZRo
(appalled) Dude!
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While SHARON is looking at CHANTAL with disgust, GREGORY lunges forward and grabs his deadly ropes. He wields them, triumphantly.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANA24NtyS7JB7
Prepare to die, you spiteful cauliflower!
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANASk5ahQvXIQ
No please! All I did was exterminate a bunch of swimmers!
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HARRY enters, unseen by any of the others.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAZhH2A7jfLz
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those swimmers were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Gregory Butterscotch defender of innocent swimmers.
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAPQaN9QQvXN
Don't hurt me! Please!
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAbxzGe0B4oq
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these ropes on you right away!
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAZqsjjg5e8Z
Because Gregory, I am your mother.
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GREGORY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAx3o2C1cPCH
No you're not!
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SHARON152Please respect copyright.PENANAvkKv6HeGU9
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
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SHARON tries to grab the ropes but GREGORY dodges out of the way.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAUaANtMFgpT
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
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Unexpectedly, SHARON slumps to the ground.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAFtSHpCORj0
Did she just faint?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAF4KEp1PVSy
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly ropes.
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GREGORY crouches over SHARON's body.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAdo3p2dFAlr
Be careful, Gregory. It could be a trick.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANA2jjigmTBDk
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Sharon Pigeon is dead!
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANA0U00cyFx4C
What?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANArwYLilk99h
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
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CHANTAL claps her hands.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAjJOagjM1OL
So your ropes did save the day, after all.
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HARRY steps forward.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAD2ZCLT81It
Is it true? Did you kill the spiteful alien?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAzHDpkBI7kE
Harry how long have you been...?
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HARRY puts his arm around GREGORY.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAcp2NlKuwC7
Long enough.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANANi0BKQyswH
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Sharon Pigeon.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAyjsZjgUhOz
Then the swimmers are safe?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAaPE2Qorlxd
It does seem that way!
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A crowd of vulnerable swimmers enter, looking relived.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAt7fhxrecwt
You are their hero.
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The swimmers bow to GREGORY.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAU4nL9xLn5i
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Sharon Pigeon will never exterminate swimmers ever again, is enough for me.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAcXcEDVtvES
You are humble as well as brave!
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One of the swimmers passes GREGORY a magic ring
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAYRwmXPwvQo
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAMD4a2rNAxi
I couldn't possibly.
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Pause.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAkohUyGmpWk
Well, if you insist.
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GREGORY takes the ring.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANANXppo1V0bR
Thank you.
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The swimmers bow their heads once more, and leave.
GREGORY turns to HARRY.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAbmpoBL48vc
Does this mean you want me back?
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANA4seM19Qrsx
Oh, Gregory, of course I want you back!
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GREGORY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAIVs5sJw2Vg
Well you can't have me.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAkqn9PjjUmI
WHAT?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANARvTiPJ29go
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a alien to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANA1tlRPNl9mL
But...
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANApwXchrlBOl
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Chantal.
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CHANTAL grins.
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAMSu3wkDq2l
But...
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAKDiZiELnL6
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
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HARRY152Please respect copyright.PENANAqr7kiqrfjK
Gregory?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAhV38IGEpYF
I'm sorry Harry, but I think you should skidaddle.
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HARRY leaves.
CHANTAL turns to GREGORY.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAVMd4mYD6dS
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
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GREGORY152Please respect copyright.PENANAPklWy5qWjY
Of course you are!
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The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly CHANTAL stops.
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CHANTAL152Please respect copyright.PENANAZgTuyDe6CA
When I said I pick my nose and eat it, you know I was just trying to distract the alien don't you?
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THE END
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