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Stable shopkeeper DR GREGORY BUTTERSCOTCH is arguing with sweet housekeeper MASTER HARRY CHAN. GREGORY tries to hug HARRY but he shakes him off.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA7nBfXSlbJt
Please Harry, don't leave me.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAVLawgy44LM
I'm sorry Gregory, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANARtQ9tsWVvH
I am such a person!
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HARRY frowns.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAaT3qjQcnsY
I'm sorry, Gregory. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
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HARRY leaves.
GREGORY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, hopeful doctor MRS CHANTAL MALKOVICH barges in looking flustered.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAoLcTlZXMyC
Goodness, Chantal! Is everything okay?
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAGTTtd1NCuF
I'm afraid not.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA52WWgCIWUl
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANA6SyPDkZWjI
It's ... an alien ... I saw an evil alien exterminate a bunch of swimmers!
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAGA8ZBPQSS2
Defenseless swimmers?
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAZmOOonUVwg
Yes, defenseless swimmers!
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAlqo2JOz1sO
Bloomin' heck, Chantal! We've got to do something.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAJhmZOGBiva
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAA2UI4h2snX
You can start by telling me where this happened.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAXtFEJq9O0g
I was...
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CHANTAL fans herself and begins to wheeze.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAOsPmUShrfa
Focus Chantal, focus! Where did it happen?
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAx37mQJQlUG
National History Museum, London! That's right - National History Museum, London!
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GREGORY springs up and begins to run.
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EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
GREGORY rushes along the street, followed by CHANTAL. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
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INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM, LONDON - SHORTLY AFTER
SHARON PIGEON a spiteful alien terrorises two swimmers.
GREGORY, closely followed by CHANTAL, rushes towards SHARON, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAxgla2BRszt
What is is? What's the matter?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANADispmgVI8m
That's not just any old alien, that's Sharon Pigeon!
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAjFo6AnGIhr
Who's Sharon Pigeon?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAU0EtbM8Lry
Who's Sharon Pigeon? Who's Sharon Pigeon? Only the most spiteful alien in the universe!
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAsGmk7yLUGo
Blinkin' knickers, Gregory! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most spiteful alien in the universe!
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANATkITq6VZVu
You can say that again.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANA40ZLSbNRjE
Blinkin' knickers, Gregory! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most spiteful alien in the universe!
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAKgTKfs39bF
I'm going to need ropes, lots of ropes.
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Sharon turns and sees Gregory and Chantal. She grins an evil grin.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAcko0F55Q6v
Gregory Butterscotch, we meet again.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAFd8i6ECzve
You've met?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA3TOHrzcodj
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
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EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young GREGORY is sitting in a park listening to some drum and bass music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees SHARON. He takes off his headphones.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAlnmfm1xwDU
Would you like some chocolate?
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GREGORY's eyes light up, but then he studies SHARON more closely, and looks uneasy.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAH5ciokq0lx
I don't know, you look kind of spiteful.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAWRePVH2iPz
Me? No. I'm not spiteful. I'm the least spiteful alien in the world.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZMioh0FVG
Wait, you're a alien?
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GREGORY runs away, screaming.
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INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM, LONDON - PRESENT DAY
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAz8EAVhKiEY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAtyvAgaXITF
(To GREGORY) You ran away?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAGxO5CuACJY
(To CHANTAL) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
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GREGORY turns to SHARON.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAAmjY81if5a
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
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GREGORY runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAdN2Fa8rwCd
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with ropes.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAivl2Mo2XmC
I'm not scared of you.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAdfGq2D2VDq
You should be.
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EXT. A LIBRARY - LATER THAT DAY
GREGORY and CHANTAL walk around searching for something.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAEGYNrCGdTd
I feel sure I left my ropes somewhere around here.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAATjqvOHINn
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly ropes.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA8O5HIRdQpA
You know nothing Chantal Malkovich.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAZmlYFQW1u7
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
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Suddenly, SHARON appears, holding a pair of ropes.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANA0jaELUCkGE
Looking for something?
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAeSkqFfihIL
Crikey, Gregory, she's got your ropes.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANACala6Q6kb9
Tell me something I don't already know!
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAZmUUVjqLq9
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAxwCtsLQzjo
I know that already!
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAcq58u1jrv6
I pick my nose and eat it.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAkr9weW4SsY
(appalled) Dude!
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While SHARON is looking at CHANTAL with disgust, GREGORY lunges forward and grabs his deadly ropes. He wields them, triumphantly.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANACXsZjQNiID
Prepare to die, you spiteful cauliflower!
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANA1kga2slJZQ
No please! All I did was exterminate a bunch of swimmers!
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HARRY enters, unseen by any of the others.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA44t4pVdd3U
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those swimmers were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Gregory Butterscotch defender of innocent swimmers.
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANA5OeFeKbM9S
Don't hurt me! Please!
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAhCZkD2mUB1
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these ropes on you right away!
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAFoL4uKYHQ1
Because Gregory, I am your mother.
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GREGORY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAF7mbTrutvk
No you're not!
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SHARON172Please respect copyright.PENANAmv0JZtpc4e
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
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SHARON tries to grab the ropes but GREGORY dodges out of the way.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAT5H7c0O0KV
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
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Unexpectedly, SHARON slumps to the ground.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANACRKxeoQvGk
Did she just faint?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAPGwAgSlCgh
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly ropes.
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GREGORY crouches over SHARON's body.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAybtByhEeDB
Be careful, Gregory. It could be a trick.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAEjtvA9CUf2
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Sharon Pigeon is dead!
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAZxpOv80jvT
What?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAVhqGVzGPaO
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
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CHANTAL claps her hands.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAzvsnQAlXd2
So your ropes did save the day, after all.
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HARRY steps forward.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAxp3GQTGwrj
Is it true? Did you kill the spiteful alien?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAy4aBtpvC1o
Harry how long have you been...?
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HARRY puts his arm around GREGORY.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAUSw7Ii4zas
Long enough.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA3bfvZp1R52
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Sharon Pigeon.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAc8UEkfRNbU
Then the swimmers are safe?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA8djmBS6USA
It does seem that way!
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A crowd of vulnerable swimmers enter, looking relived.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAydBCfYFHcM
You are their hero.
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The swimmers bow to GREGORY.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAvSIMNhlRPG
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Sharon Pigeon will never exterminate swimmers ever again, is enough for me.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANA84UC7hUOEv
You are humble as well as brave!
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One of the swimmers passes GREGORY a magic ring
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAfc0FSXmOCy
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAdwTgPPIv8f
I couldn't possibly.
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Pause.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAP2jR7pHmuW
Well, if you insist.
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GREGORY takes the ring.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAQqApaYjR4r
Thank you.
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The swimmers bow their heads once more, and leave.
GREGORY turns to HARRY.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANA4KEYF0xD8M
Does this mean you want me back?
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAdAVpnuLSlC
Oh, Gregory, of course I want you back!
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GREGORY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAX3j47L46hm
Well you can't have me.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAq4fw5eHG82
WHAT?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAuVIlkOJS7o
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a alien to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAdOWotWrTL1
But...
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAAKwp89i2xX
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Chantal.
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CHANTAL grins.
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANAZjgxagYKuO
But...
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANArKRj2bammM
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
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HARRY172Please respect copyright.PENANARTuMXlcjRE
Gregory?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAYON6WrgBNa
I'm sorry Harry, but I think you should skidaddle.
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HARRY leaves.
CHANTAL turns to GREGORY.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAIcpisz8BhJ
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
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GREGORY172Please respect copyright.PENANAjHV3yk88Fl
Of course you are!
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The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly CHANTAL stops.
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CHANTAL172Please respect copyright.PENANAucszSSmpU6
When I said I pick my nose and eat it, you know I was just trying to distract the alien don't you?
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THE END
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