古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,157Please respect copyright.PENANA9OyOfWQDIO
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。157Please respect copyright.PENANAA0VtvaY5hD
於是貼出徵婚啟事:157Please respect copyright.PENANAqj8Slf2nMq
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。157Please respect copyright.PENANAkMlpTWDVhh
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,157Please respect copyright.PENANAaAAJwonUq7
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,157Please respect copyright.PENANACAENcjLx06
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,157Please respect copyright.PENANA7xJ1HZ4CCb
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,157Please respect copyright.PENANATVnlipTsMP
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,157Please respect copyright.PENANAafO606qKmD
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,157Please respect copyright.PENANAdBcQDW5poS
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,157Please respect copyright.PENANApOvG03mfF4
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,157Please respect copyright.PENANAF17oklvhmO
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。157Please respect copyright.PENANAy9I5F9KREd
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,157Please respect copyright.PENANAw4OA63FRvr
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:157Please respect copyright.PENANAMMCWIiiDka
可喜我文質彬彬。157Please respect copyright.PENANAClnlVDKbnt
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!157Please respect copyright.PENANAND92TDbkTF
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,157Please respect copyright.PENANAGpy6eHVliH
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:157Please respect copyright.PENANADmAhBEOcOg
可喜我文質彬彬。157Please respect copyright.PENANAMwT0nRlaBn
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!157Please respect copyright.PENANASMDaoYXIlO
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,157Please respect copyright.PENANA4FlpU0utbo
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,157Please respect copyright.PENANANhfdxpQ59c
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!157Please respect copyright.PENANAMFPQ0pHhaZ
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,157Please respect copyright.PENANAoOsPH2vnE3
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,157Please respect copyright.PENANAUEKNLCh7Zq
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:157Please respect copyright.PENANA6jpRQgClfZ
可喜我文質彬彬。157Please respect copyright.PENANAdJeNS40TkI
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!157Please respect copyright.PENANA0PnXm8cZ0W
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!157Please respect copyright.PENANA76O2KYD7ea
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。157Please respect copyright.PENANAwaZl9K8Laj
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。157Please respect copyright.PENANA1t8MezNz4A
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。157Please respect copyright.PENANANv370vIat7
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