古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,154Please respect copyright.PENANAvTYDvAPRbs
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。154Please respect copyright.PENANAbUKJxsjY8E
於是貼出徵婚啟事:154Please respect copyright.PENANAywGYnlYwRx
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。154Please respect copyright.PENANAMUmsLSvMor
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,154Please respect copyright.PENANAzIQbYXqjmv
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,154Please respect copyright.PENANAq5FvVPOZzB
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,154Please respect copyright.PENANAAbGkftbri7
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,154Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ci4oYkpwo
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,154Please respect copyright.PENANAzt7ugKrxEi
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,154Please respect copyright.PENANAT1jaChQ4co
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,154Please respect copyright.PENANA2nqMu2VReU
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,154Please respect copyright.PENANAO2YsgmWV7D
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。154Please respect copyright.PENANANgQf6Dsx9F
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,154Please respect copyright.PENANAH3NpRVVXLF
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:154Please respect copyright.PENANAeMi6SUl21I
可喜我文質彬彬。154Please respect copyright.PENANAsZbJxtBA2i
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!154Please respect copyright.PENANAfk8lwy8PMK
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,154Please respect copyright.PENANAD6OYThENDd
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:154Please respect copyright.PENANAjCazJqxN8c
可喜我文質彬彬。154Please respect copyright.PENANAW7ntgtuAIt
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!154Please respect copyright.PENANActTFo2mp6j
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,154Please respect copyright.PENANAfrTkpVuTCo
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,154Please respect copyright.PENANAOMqPJQHclv
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!154Please respect copyright.PENANAbyesnA6Vtd
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,154Please respect copyright.PENANAb3xAPXv2J8
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,154Please respect copyright.PENANA1QWA0ZZnBv
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:154Please respect copyright.PENANAAAqn5VYguq
可喜我文質彬彬。154Please respect copyright.PENANA5wNfqRFO15
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!154Please respect copyright.PENANA7YVp9HME9R
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!154Please respect copyright.PENANA5Oji44XUWw
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。154Please respect copyright.PENANAVNlhPNe1EK
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。154Please respect copyright.PENANAKSnFxNRVjj
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。154Please respect copyright.PENANAQmwVr75Rbj
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