古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,188Please respect copyright.PENANAqGQH3pOOyA
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。188Please respect copyright.PENANAzqOiIv5A1l
於是貼出徵婚啟事:188Please respect copyright.PENANAXcF5JFKDln
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。188Please respect copyright.PENANAmKFxJOYfVt
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,188Please respect copyright.PENANA3lVEhMuvuH
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,188Please respect copyright.PENANAwfCpNv2J07
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,188Please respect copyright.PENANAVTiEHiJIZL
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,188Please respect copyright.PENANAo9vhzHt39n
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,188Please respect copyright.PENANADNB0QAXRH0
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,188Please respect copyright.PENANA851LJzmQPT
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,188Please respect copyright.PENANAZeMRZULUZt
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,188Please respect copyright.PENANAyOw8EPhgSh
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。188Please respect copyright.PENANACv4hoyMeum
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,188Please respect copyright.PENANAexdA9S5wJp
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:188Please respect copyright.PENANAAi1mhTqKzI
可喜我文質彬彬。188Please respect copyright.PENANANAlTuw8mfr
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!188Please respect copyright.PENANAZOpeGIylWA
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,188Please respect copyright.PENANAZVJcgBZBhO
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:188Please respect copyright.PENANAZPVwToEyUR
可喜我文質彬彬。188Please respect copyright.PENANAkYhEEozcT3
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!188Please respect copyright.PENANApI5z0ZreDR
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,188Please respect copyright.PENANAJXkd5ltcfX
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,188Please respect copyright.PENANAouRlUcPAyx
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!188Please respect copyright.PENANAc3SnSXEiej
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,188Please respect copyright.PENANAl50tEQJbxG
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,188Please respect copyright.PENANAfqkCDQmz2y
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:188Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2DAADKZTS
可喜我文質彬彬。188Please respect copyright.PENANA90QdYdaMnS
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!188Please respect copyright.PENANAyaNvCKeNd3
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!188Please respect copyright.PENANALQgwVpysWR
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。188Please respect copyright.PENANA6hZqopmi6U
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。188Please respect copyright.PENANAWjqYWQQlr1
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。188Please respect copyright.PENANA0LaqOL61LS
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