我想,否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。387Please respect copyright.PENANAdZd6TiYbdk
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「哇啦啦讓開啊!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAcvAqs3Nlp8
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媽啦!我竟然整個腳軟!387Please respect copyright.PENANAahLn6oTSTz
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碰!387Please respect copyright.PENANAJsZAexybxX
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女孩飛了出去,我想,我應該還活著。387Please respect copyright.PENANAJwZ5LpI4ib
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。387Please respect copyright.PENANAJTHwtTq54h
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛,我則因為腳軟,加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿,只受了一點擦傷,不過,我看那個女孩就糟糕了。387Please respect copyright.PENANAAp2noYWFTQ
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面,真慘。387Please respect copyright.PENANA6nVbfglgGT
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲,真的真的,很難聽。387Please respect copyright.PENANACG1TmESXyv
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「好……好臭喔,人……人家的腳好……好痛,嗚哇──」她繼續哭,不過至少這代表她還活著。387Please respect copyright.PENANAzNJbiWUXlt
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「哦?你還活著嘛,那就好了,我幫你叫救護車就好了……」387Please respect copyright.PENANAbhe2YG0xLj
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「不行!不能叫救護車!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAWe570V5wmf
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「哇靠你嚇人啊!」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時,她突然大叫。387Please respect copyright.PENANANayh9cixve
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啪!我聽到一聲哀嚎,我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。387Please respect copyright.PENANAvTdcQMhIX5
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「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦!在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車,自己在這邊等死好了啦!」我有點火。387Please respect copyright.PENANAobQmqnV6y7
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畢竟,機車跟手機先後死在自己面前,誰都會火的吧?387Please respect copyright.PENANAN2VGRxEWNu
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「對……對不起嘛,可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。387Please respect copyright.PENANA4WF9URVcum
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「要不然你是要怎樣?不能去醫院,那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。387Please respect copyright.PENANAjIkwvRHYsB
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「你兇什麼兇啦!人家很痛耶,腳動不了了啦!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAq4NCXLtXF4
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「所以囉,我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機,沉默了兩秒後說:「你手機借我。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAnr461ObtaU
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「不用啦,那個……你能不能背我?我有認識一個醫生朋友,我去她那就好了。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAILPPqfKNRx
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「嗄?」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開,因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。387Please respect copyright.PENANAjmL2lQaAJJ
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「哎唷,叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶,背我去找我朋友啦!」她大聲的說。387Please respect copyright.PENANAx3fCufRKU6
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。387Please respect copyright.PENANAM0SLNJ5QdW
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的,戴著一副方框眼鏡,兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑,綁著一頭短馬尾,正噘著嘴瞪我。387Please respect copyright.PENANAIiE1bJu3gy
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順帶一提,她穿的是件白襯衫,淋了雨後,嗯……你知道的。387Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6pp43fXws
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「你在看哪啊,變態。」女孩敲我的頭。387Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5xofKeqFd
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「嗯……嗯喔,對不起。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAWK7ehmJZsd
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我把她背起來,體育成績永遠吊車尾的我,只走了一步,就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。387Please respect copyright.PENANAm9XmifngWc
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。387Please respect copyright.PENANACooVfoxznd
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶!」她又敲了我的頭。387Please respect copyright.PENANAgSklGNprOW
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「喂,對了,你把我的機車弄壞了,要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起,我現在沒交通工具,不會要我這樣背她吧。387Please respect copyright.PENANAKC9iQ7nB2W
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「知道啦,那台重機送你就是了啦。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAel4P30ZeUv
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我這下可樂了,重機耶!我這輩子連想都沒想過,現在竟然有人要送我,我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。387Please respect copyright.PENANARu02zgtYT3
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說,我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍,因為我的頭又被敲了一下。387Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2yfehwDJb
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「啊,挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離,還有將近十步。387Please respect copyright.PENANAlLRov5Pvpl
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「世界上最遙遠的距離,不是生與死,而是重機就在我面前,我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。387Please respect copyright.PENANAiFZyofZgI7
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當然,我的頭又痛了一下。387Please respect copyright.PENANA130DKYsCkz
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「呼呼……總算是到了,親愛的重機,我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。387Please respect copyright.PENANAOXDMBlSKxG
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「快走啦!」女孩用力的敲了我的頭,好痛。387Please respect copyright.PENANAULApnnHuBR
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「對了,你都沒發現到嗎?」我把女孩安置在坐椅上,她突然說。387Please respect copyright.PENANAKmXv8y5c5h
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「啥?」387Please respect copyright.PENANA9Vq2sdYHNk
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她用手指了指她的小腿,好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。387Please respect copyright.PENANAMmygwHMlXh
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「哇靠,這啥啊。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAyWiRGaJxNG
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「百分之百,是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額,一副「被你打敗了」的表情。387Please respect copyright.PENANA3M8Qg4VEu4
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「這到底啥啦!」我有點腦火,連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋,這點讓我實在很不爽。387Please respect copyright.PENANAwwjQ1YdGQI
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。387Please respect copyright.PENANAfPmd0rezQi
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「哇靠,你是剛剛槍戰喔,腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。387Please respect copyright.PENANAX3DGCDSlEx
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「對啦對啦,吵死了,快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAxBQwsNTcpI
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「好啦,怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴,發動機車。387Please respect copyright.PENANAZKCngZTJ6k
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然後……我想起一件事。387Please respect copyright.PENANAAyJb5beWql
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「我不會騎打檔車啊!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAhpZQX6UGwE
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女孩白了我一眼後說:「算了算了,真是不可靠的男人,叫計程車啦。」387Please respect copyright.PENANAYoYDHztmxD
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。387Please respect copyright.PENANAUQK12aC3ZO
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五分鐘後,計程車來了。387Please respect copyright.PENANAygPuMNkRno
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很台的司機打開車門,看了看溼透的我們兩個說:「少年仔,帶女朋友出來約會喔。」387Please respect copyright.PENANA80jXf8anK9
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「她不是我女朋友!」387Please respect copyright.PENANAcQTascZ5XQ
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「我不是他女朋友!」387Please respect copyright.PENANA5VfAY6Vi5W
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我們兩個異口同聲。387Please respect copyright.PENANAXjKnvjKFdx
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。387Please respect copyright.PENANARygwPqutNe
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害羞你媽啦!387Please respect copyright.PENANAEQR3PiCTjE