"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcdLnyTK4p
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeQ3hO38EF
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclvSOLaEtK
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaHqB3jjoh
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjSy0GD8Xt
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5rWjf1X7P
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkP8fOmdNs
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98BbNwS7I1
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjbGb6Sh3q
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfF8MQzDLj
"Indeed," her mother said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9LWqKywaG
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0XhTjhGej
"Indeed," his wife said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmW6D7qtut
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzpIZixwtL
Sammie gasped.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVE0pMkaJp
Thaddeus looked disappointed.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC5ja5WkB3
Jordie smiled creepily.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRICW2XnhE
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck3Po9bFrh
"Indeed," his wife said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrUl23UEBR
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDhTNrKMCk
"Nonsense," his father said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzswVH4I81T
"Indeed," his wife said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpSXLorfYT
Jordie smiled creepily.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTiVqONWRT
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdVl9ykCOI
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFgda4hnQM
"INDEED," his wife said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvH4P3O7dg
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HY7LVFd5q
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXo9OVW9F9
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGVUUhauEw
"I'm not joking," his father said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04zyujzU7y
"Indeed," his wife said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptDC2fCRjI
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j0JXzrD7T
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY77ULfcR8
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNHL0eli38
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcvHu8oxBL
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeelW1gaKT3
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltMhQUl3yl
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEBlYmih8v
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhzX4XrXW7
"Indeed," his wife said.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3s8zoC1Bb
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvkOcZdwhA
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9y3EbfuPv
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqmWSrSGup
Gasps around the room.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1aHMFU5rP
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepVs47444E
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv7vPYSxWu
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjfimtoUvY
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IkuPeMbgL
Based off a true story867Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuIXiCsifQ
