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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLrWs2VsYr
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坐響梳化既一個短髮少女轉頭:「咦,石仔返左黎啦,師父呢」呢個正正就係師父既親戚林新月,佢同我一樣細細個就跟左師父254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbkpYI01n8
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUoTd70Qso
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