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呢一刻既師父已經化身柴九:「你知唔知你留多一年代表咩呀?即係我又要養多你個打靶仔一年呀!你估我開善堂呀!」251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWtdDO1H7T
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最開心既係,每晚瞳瞳都會打黎睇下我有冇溫書上面既問題,醒目既我當然一早準備好問題啦,瞳瞳亦都好耐心咁答我251Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRru01e0BbF
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