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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IJZhOdBpQ
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu6r672KzK
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYAO0DZpJb
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Curses! You've caught me.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dOsuEjQBa
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtLSLxPeCq
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g0PFhoAKF
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz7l8I3uZi
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsboZA2VPuC
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36mgyPSFhq
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TRCtvdZHP
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEIncXb7ZO
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv0qD4ljZm
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NEIN!!!!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFfjMBbbAI
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RDdWpGAZr
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Yeah right!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6hej1wkFB
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY4EeIGCa0
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXBdiuTnH3
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXS0EpuDPs
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(Keeps throwing bananas)490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9bHg9RiA1
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKsxGBaqiW
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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