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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY8KlrXNgO
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Harrison Ford:488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMTasxNhjT
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh5OUHBuPg
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdjeriV6Jb
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M. Night Shyamalan:488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRF0VElLowv
Curses! You've caught me.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQEMeoi0hu
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mL1Rk5Mpn
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKWrJhwuib
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4b6wpfoT0
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ2eAL9MZe
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjObO6csGwl
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M. Night Shyamalan:488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoRYkKtX6V
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQYJfsHRmq
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlDdhTIjtX
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPoly6NNHG
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NEIN!!!!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNxvG2Sesa
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXnUIvkk0O
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Robot Hitler:488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1lMO6Jh8f
Yeah right!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tbcxDI4Ss
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq2M7HI7y8
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAF5NGQr1dv
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Robot Hitler:488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPcapzPJnS
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzEi1gdEuM
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Velociraptor:488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpFjbvc3Gv
(Keeps throwing bananas)488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZP0RzxKvE
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4YEjqHW6C
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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