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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.447Please respect copyright.PENANAKHBxwSnT84
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Harrison Ford:447Please respect copyright.PENANAqlaGBveCfh
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!447Please respect copyright.PENANAgHfSNWWQrR
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!447Please respect copyright.PENANA2HAtomz2Xe
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M. Night Shyamalan:447Please respect copyright.PENANAGXTexbHPkL
Curses! You've caught me.447Please respect copyright.PENANAwZ3E5LrGKi
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J.J. Abrams:447Please respect copyright.PENANAx2oi2TAxZw
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.447Please respect copyright.PENANATkO79zxPid
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M. Night Shyamalan:447Please respect copyright.PENANAVktQbMkKGi
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!447Please respect copyright.PENANA87LZidMntE
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.447Please respect copyright.PENANALXpcQlnZq1
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M. Night Shyamalan:447Please respect copyright.PENANAQwINIEfuj4
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?447Please respect copyright.PENANAZtootPyWhk
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J.J. Abrams:447Please respect copyright.PENANAe4L4VrRSws
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.447Please respect copyright.PENANADklIx2Fxb5
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M. Night Shyamalan:447Please respect copyright.PENANAwNsBolZVNc
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!447Please respect copyright.PENANAqeogI2184G
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-447Please respect copyright.PENANALrb2uczxcP
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Bernie Sanders:447Please respect copyright.PENANA66qlmQM6Y8
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!447Please respect copyright.PENANAHWWFGm44ZV
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Robot Hitler:447Please respect copyright.PENANAe6GlSSCEwj
NEIN!!!!447Please respect copyright.PENANAVQzEb6mm0v
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Bernie Sanders:447Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJAACHOVQ
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!447Please respect copyright.PENANAMtpwgWQjZ0
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Robot Hitler:447Please respect copyright.PENANA445Fsbl3Wj
Yeah right!447Please respect copyright.PENANA7TgzLbJi3V
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Bernie Sanders:447Please respect copyright.PENANAwth7x8g1Bj
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).447Please respect copyright.PENANAskTnin3urH
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.447Please respect copyright.PENANAKHNZ1uJpG4
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Robot Hitler:447Please respect copyright.PENANAlT8xaqt4jf
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!447Please respect copyright.PENANANiDlR5xVyo
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Velociraptor:447Please respect copyright.PENANAuLAeicdHrT
(Keeps throwing bananas)447Please respect copyright.PENANASq5Jfx1Lim
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Robot Hitler:447Please respect copyright.PENANAdWEFILsnS8
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!447Please respect copyright.PENANAAhrd7HUnwO
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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