Once upon a never, there was a prince. This prince really wanted a princess that he could have sex with. He went everywhere around the world, even America, which wasn’t discovered yet, to find a nice princess. He could never find one and returned home where he spent his days crying in despair.
One day a princess came to the door asking to marry the prince. However, she was a very ugly princess, and thus no one believed her. The prince declared that he hated her. However, the queen really wanted the prince to move out and get a life, so she said that if the princess was truly a princess then she would force the prince to marry her. And what’s a good way to test a princess’s royalty? Track down her family lineage? Question her on royal ways? What, are you silly? All of those are terrible ways! The Queen placed 20 mattresses on the princess’s bed, and underneath the first mattress she put a single pea. If the princess couldn’t sleep because of the pea, then she would be a princess! As princesses are very sensitive to these types of things, never mind the fact that it would be rather scary to be on top of 20 mattresses and sleep. Seriously, I would be scared I would fall down and die.
So, the next morning, the princess complained that she couldn’t sleep because she somehow felt the pea. The Queen was happy and was about to tell the prince he could marry her, until a servant shouted, “Witch! That’s impossible! No one can feel a pea underneath that many mattresses. YOU ARE A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL!!!”696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz19oRp3epm
And thus all the servants grabbed the poor princess and burnt her at stake. It is said that as she was burnt, you could smell peas all across the kingdom. The prince was so sad he could never marry anyone he committed suicide by drowning himself in a bucket of pea soup. The kingdom was then overrun by trolls who ate everyone.
And they all lived crazily ever after. THE END.696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszT3bOcZnW
A Note From Your Author: I have the best twist endings to these things, huh? I originally wanted to have the kingdom overrun by the Galactic Empire, expect that made even less sense and everyone would've seen it as a Star Wars reference and not the Legend of the Galactic Heroes reference it actually was. What was the moral to the original version of this? If you have good senses you can marry the prince.696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEoexPYAhI
Sincerly, FUJAKU! We've reached number 2 in the trending stories people! Good job everyone! 696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ5VGBLgwx
