Once upon a never there was a trio of pigs. There was Pig 1, Pig 2, and Pig 3. One day these piggies moved out of their mother's house, and instead of renting an apartment together decided to build their own houses.
Pig 1, who we shall now call Hay the Pig, decided to build a house out of hay, despite the fact that is and will never be an actual building material. In the end he just made a teepee. This teepee would be ruined whenever it would rain, so when that happened, he just made mud pies instead.
Pig 2, who we shall now call Twig the Pig, decided to build a house out of sticks. However, building a house out of only sticks is a very tough thing to do, and he could only find little sticks. So in the end he just made mud pies instead.
Pig 3, who we shall now call Brick the Pig, hired a private contracter to get his own house made out of bricks and while this happened he made mud pies and got a house that existed and could stand in the rain. Brick the Pig is obviously the winner of Round 1 of our story.
One day there was a hungry wolf who wanted to eat pigs. How wolves and pigs managed to live alongside each other like that forever without killing each other off is a story for another never. So he decided to visit Hay the Pig first.
The wolf marched up to the teepee and knocked. The knocking made no sound considering the fact it was straw and it just knocked down the teepee, revealing Hay the Pig who was reading a piggy porno magazine.
"Hey! How dare you break my house! I'll sue you for that!"
"By then you'll be dead! Little pig, little pig, let me eat you!"
"Ah, it's very polite of you to ask! Most wolves would just gobble me right away! But nope! The answer is- Not on the hair of my chinny chin chin!"
"A chinny- Ah, screw it! I WANT ME SOME BACON! I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll pull out your heart!"
The wolf did just that and then proceeded to eat the pig. Disclaimer: Eating raw pig in real life can cause disease and is not recommended.
The wolf however, was still very hungry and thus he decided to find another pig to eat. His next meal… TWIG!
Twig the Pig had managed to make a small fence using only twigs to mark his territory. The wolf didn't notice this and attempted to just step over the sad sad fence.
"Wait! Knock first!"
"Knock?", asked the wolf. "But where?"
The pig paused at this question. "So, what do you want?"
"Little pig, little pig, let me eat you!"
"What? No! I'm too young to die! Not on the hair of my chinny chin chin!"
"What is a chinny chin chin, may I ask?"
The pig paused at this question. "Don't eat me, please!"
"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your fence down and grab you and eat you!"
The wolf did just that. He was still hungry though after eating two whole pigs! Is a wolf's stomach even big enough to hold one? Anyway, he went to Brick the Pig's house next.
He began to knock on the door. "Little pig, little pig, let me-" Unfortunately our dear wolf's life was quickly ended by Brick who poked his head out of a nearby window and began shooting him with a machine gun. This of course killed him.
Brick the Pig stepped outside and stood over his kill. He smiled and began to laugh maniacally in front of the golden sunset.644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn3oAJ3EPt
And they all lived crazily ever after. The end.644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AwZ5fNhm5
A Note From Your Author: So yeah, as you can tell I will parody whatever fairy tale comes to mind. Not an original idea, but ah well, I write for fun, not for art. See you next time! -Fujaku.644Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XWcDPvNkv
