Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlv7VYVcgr
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54kzNYFCIK
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1f1PADMMU
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCntWkl2wa
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCHjW091MQ
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeCcMO8Ip7
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ576Hq2VmkT
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeoZeejHAM
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcQJMypRO7
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vMO4IiwM9
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqPeQyz0QJ
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqNZlbf6E2
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsxN6J9BX9
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OzxBdiX4V
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViky6lygqa
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrVCxhKDNp
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSBmgFfTCM
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIud3z2mje
“Bear meat.” 761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlZIwxVtQh
“Alright~”761Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEJIXR1Rh8
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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