Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeUeijl8eu
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5Wy0oBc6N
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJJaxMCSSh
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXOfvfXZpE
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRwtdcK5E5
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKoJmhkZqv
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFC6ihaPpX
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8QpPSZ8Ir
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt01gk6matr
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGIXG23pQX
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJXIvTWFp5
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYirSRsqiz
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBTL0fVRbc
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLGvSIxqAg
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70WtnqBOeZ
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZNftGjbQ7
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDx1gKsYyD
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm79pVcRwm9
“Bear meat.” 723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkaPrwwUe7
“Alright~”723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrEZ4ua75N
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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