Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuG3tiYW1p
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK20E9QHSwl
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx4jPq8DZJ
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedVGxH7Jm6
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAh8VQOQdH
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bqd02ZLo0
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZtlqGuOdu
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIZ6K3UwRm
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6U23gYvK5
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4V96mHvTN
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHZq4wXslj
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2R3q4znwp
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxymUd7q3r
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A6aA0Npxb
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCNzONN2tF
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljKnDBdqMa
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht4CoGRxmp
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcXf3yxx2S
“Bear meat.” 787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PphYzPxhD
“Alright~”787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs2QhUmpep
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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