Brad Bailey drove down the road to Teen Cool School High School in his Lexus. He had the buzz cut of a soldier and was muscley and the quarter back of the football team. He met his totally hot, blonde, girlfriend, Barbie Baxter with her big, silicone boobs at the front entrance. Her uncle was a surgeon. Also, she was a cheerleader. Staring at the couple from afar was Lacey "Lunatic" Loonington, who had spent the better half of her life in a mental ward. Not that there was anything wrong with the mentally ill, but this was Lacey! She had a pony-tail and glasses for Pete's sake! Not only that, but she was incredibly in love with Brad and angry-crazy-jealous of Barbie. Their entire relationship sickened her. She had to come up with a better plan than a make-over(which was painfully obvious to everyone except her, for some odd reason).791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3kH1W1DsD
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"I know!" she reasoned. "I'll get my weirdo siblings, Levi and Leon to 'play' with them."791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTCrMUhTgR
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Unsusual names, indeed, but incredibly annoying, nonetheless. She only had to wait until it was "Bring your Siblings to School Day". No, that was not made-up specifically for this story. The fraternal twins Levi and Leon were good litle boys, at first, but as soon as Brad and Barbie went to the bathroom at the same time to get nasty in the janitor's closet... They tried to make-out, but the twins banged on the door and yelled, "FIRE"! The couple ran and bumped into each other and walls in attempts to escape. Eventually, Brad broke the door down. The twins were outside, covered in clown make-up they borrowed from their sister. Yes, Lacey looked like a clown, but geeks cannot really help it, can they? The twins looked more like a cross between albinos and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D1it5mIRw
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"Yoo-OOO-ooo muuu-UUUU-uust daaa-AAAA-aate ooo-OOO-oour siiiii-III-iiiiister!" they said, like zombies. They ran down the hall.791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiu8BZik0r
Brad was not afraid and was definetly not amused. He was about to chase after them when he saw the most beautiful woman in his life. "Lacy?"791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwoUyUNKb5
"That's right, Brad. It's me." her pony-tail was down and her clown make-up was gone. Well, it was smeared at least. But underneath that horrific visage was Brad's soulmate.791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9skOkJMNrd
"I'll never love another woman like you." Brad proclaimed.791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbHQpuqDn1
Barbie stumbled out of the closet in time to see the two young lovers kissing. 791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8Cfp9RLmO
"Noooooooo!" she cried.791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPL3m966SL
And they all lived happily-ever-after! Except for cheerleaders, because they are evil.791Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRLeULw7ec
