廣播劇最後一集終於煞科，對劇組成員嚟講，無論係昭煌單嘢又好、個劇嘅工作又好，佢哋都可以話係功成身退，準備回歸日常生活。至於我，就冇咁好彩啦 —— 當我從雷哥手上接過成個劇嘅原檔嗰陣，我嘅工作先完成咗一半。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j5CJIRC20
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「我開呢間studio咁多年，見過唔少有火嘅後生仔上嚟錄音，但好似你哋咁，成棚人全情投入搞完一件事嘅，真係第一次見。」雷哥笑住將個USB Drive交俾我，「呢鋪當我豪俾你哋啦，d track已經幫你哋執過曬，返去搞掂剪接就可以出街㗎啦。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lTOz4aXct
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雷哥一路送我到電梯口，跟住我就立即坐車去豪哥嗰邊剪片。好老實講，我好清楚要執曬十二集廣播劇所有對白係一件相當花時間嘅事。同樣地，豪哥嗰邊雖然話係我同佢一齊剪接，但如果冇佢呢位大佬從旁指點，單靠我一個，恐怕搞幾個月都未有嘢出到嚟。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rqltm1LCf
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其實，我唔係冇試過叫阿仁幫手，甚至諗住叫佢最少上嚟豪哥個office親手剪番一半，不過波利一聽到我咁講就叫我唔好篩氣。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu93uCv9Z1a
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「算罷啦，你叫阿仁幫手剪片同後製？條友呢排已經諗緊搞下一壇嘢，就算佢得閒，以佢嘅做嘢方式，佢剪完你九成都係要重新做多次㗎啦。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroLdfMh4jG
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聽到波利話阿仁搞下一壇嘢嗰陣我已經有個唔太好嘅預感。果然，唔到兩個禮拜，阿仁就主動聯絡所有人，話佢又有「新任務」俾大家。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK24JWXZwwb
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「嗱，上次《乜週刊》單嘢雖然外面口碑唔係幾好，但昭煌個朵已經臭曬，之後個劇出埋街，條友就變成過街老鼠、一鋪清袋冇得翻身。所以，我認爲今次『狙擊昭煌計劃』做法雖然唔完善、有改進空間，但以成果嚟睇嘅話，可以接受啦。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77qTHeYarx
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阿仁響群組用佢一貫嘅口吻開場，但經過呢幾個月嘅合作，大家都知道佢嘅做嘢方式同實際能力，要講「一鋪清袋」嘅話，我相信佢都「榜上有名」囉。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJYN22Y9kI
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「嚟緊我哋會打第二隻老虎，今次嘅目標係『大島誠』。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN6nxMcDiI
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阿仁掟咗大島誠個名出嚟，諗住大家都對呢單嘢感到興趣，點知聽到眉飛色舞嘅就只有佢最親密嘅幾個戰友。無論佢講到大島誠有幾多打手響討論區操縱輿論，呃咗幾多人錢，話係終極大騙局，超過一半嘅劇組成員都只係繼續「保持緘默」。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKFMPiMdkd
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「今次我哋要公開條友呃人嘅手法，幫受害人發聲。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5raykxsoC
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唔知道阿仁真係唔在意有超過一半人唔睬佢抑或係點，總之嗰次之後我就再冇見過阿仁上水。後來，聽聞佢開咗個新嘅群組搞大島誠單嘢，但最終亦只係搞咗個Facebook Page將ｄ新聞同資料放上去就又冇咗件事 —— 原因係2014年嘅9月底嘅時候，雨傘革命正式展開。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1MFh4d0D3
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雨傘革命開始之後，我從唔同朋友嘅口中知道阿仁、阿嵐、阿唯甚至係波利同埋幾個劇組嘅核心成員都不斷落金鐘同旺角。我甚至聽到有傳聞，話昭煌響某個示威區嘅帳幕入面非禮人哋，結果俾人打咗鑊再趕走。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDSlGi7FEz
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雨革嘅嗰段時間，我一路同豪哥繼續完成剪接，隔住WhatsApp群組睇住阿仁佢哋響示威區入面忙個不停，每日放工就落去旺角同金鐘，搬吓水又好、派吓物資都好，即使好多人鬧佢哋做嘅嘢毫無建樹，但爲咗一個信念，佢哋依然甘心做住人哋認爲係最戇鳩嘅事。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZOpRIiRPu
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2014年十月，我終於剪完曬成套廣播劇，但每一次搵親阿仁，佢就話自己忙緊，遲ｄ先再攞完成嘅檔案。轉吓眼，一個月、三個月，雨革過去新一年來臨，我再打俾阿仁佢亦冇再接電話。究竟係俾人拉咗，抑或係又爲咗下一單嘅不公義做緊嘢？我已經不得而知。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmJLTUA1n2
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或者，阿仁佢哋唔係最聰明嘅一群人。力量有限、做嘢有頭冇尾、總之就係一群俾人恥笑，戇鳩到無倫嘅人。但我相信，一個只係得番「聰明人」嘅城市，唔會係一個大家都能夠開心生活嘅地方。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDyI81esC9
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時間，去到2019年。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RpnsFFtFO
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五年，自從雨革之後，呢幾年唯一聯絡過我嘅就只有米芝蓮（條友話突然打俾我話要借錢）。中間，我有試過打俾阿仁，同佢講套劇我已經剪好擺咗響個USB Drive入面，佢隨時都可以嚟攞。可惜，阿仁條友始終都係冇出現，就連擺劇本原稿嘅Google Drive佢都換埋密碼。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DuSyCzmun
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換句話，除咗我手上來自雷哥嘅原檔同埋剪接好嘅成品之外，個劇就好似從來都未發生過咁。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kKVFLS1oZ
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呢五年入面，我多次考慮過唔理阿仁，直接擺個劇上網俾其他人聽就算。但講到底，我唔係個劇嘅擁有者。作爲一個收錢寫劇本、搞剪接後製嘅小薯，跳過個劇嘅擁有者自把自爲擺套劇上網呢件事，我始終都係做唔出。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMueMxHWJdd
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然後2019年十一月，呢晚，當我睇住新聞直播瞓唔着嘅時候，阿仁終於打嚟。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eYCRm9fVZ
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「諾斯，有嘢想搵你幫手。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XIN0CVJpO
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雖然過咗五年，但條友十萬火急嘅聲線同當初簡直毫無分別。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9H8zkHXbq
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「好呀，不過今次，我想同你做個交易。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XixwcpS9c
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「我而家趕住入中大，你如果兩個鐘頭內俾到我要嘅嘢，你要乜即管講。」309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPY0JyNEpS
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就係咁，我響阿仁嗰度正式攞到將個劇擺上網嘅許可，而我就決定將製作呢個劇嘅故事，寫成你而家睇緊嘅呢本「小說」。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiCfAFmn8C
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或者，呢個劇同本小說最終都係俾大家屌到反艇，又或者因爲音樂侵權最終俾仁下架刪除，但起碼件事、套劇同埋背後嘅故事終於可以見光啦，反正搞咗咁多年，我終於可以徹底放低呢件事，正式功成身退啦。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCA8LI75qW
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呢次係我第一次以純正香港嘅廣東話俗語（同埋粗口）去寫一個故事，對於睇慣書面語小說嘅朋友，容許我響度我同你講聲多謝，爲咗保留原汁原味嘅「高登、連登」感覺，辛苦你睇完曬呢個故事。另外，我亦希望衷心多謝每一位響呢個故事中付出過、笑過、嬲過嘅朋友，感激你抽時間入嚟睇呢個「戇鳩到冇朋友」嘅故。希望呢個故事除咗能夠帶俾你少少娛樂之外，仲可以令你明白到，呢個世界真係會有人唔怕俾人恥笑做戇鳩嘢，亦會有啲人處心積慮想博取你嘅信任，然後徹底跣你一鑊，上網可以認真，但千萬要小心呀！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeFLGYFRuj
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