有時溝通嘅嘢就好似網球比賽咁,兩個人要有來有回,場對答先會精彩有趣。但偏偏我呢個只係擅長問人嘢嘅,當俾人隔住條褲俾揸住條J,我就只係識得呆撚咗唔知點答佢。311Please respect copyright.PENANAgaO0ZLmnqV
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如果從條J嘅角度去諗,梗係答佢「想」啦,博一鋪睇吓係咪咁好彩丫嘛。但諗深一層,之前只不過唔小心掂到阿嵐條腰就俾人話我非禮,翠欣而家揸住我條J啫,但下一秒佢突然反口話冇做過,然後屈我性侵佢嘅話,法官同媒體會信邊個先?311Please respect copyright.PENANAqnEEUmPYkD
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即係決定同翠欣Say No啦。311Please respect copyright.PENANA6BX739B03l
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但翠欣啱啱先問我自動送上門同昭煌搞嘢係咪好Cheap,我而家俾佢揸住條J都同佢Say No,咪即係嫌棄人哋?311Please respect copyright.PENANAuD27SjDuCI
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我心諗仆街啦,個問題仲難答過「你老母同我跌咗落水,你救邊個」。311Please respect copyright.PENANA5XNUmxgXFk
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而就響我猶豫緊嘅呢幾秒,翠欣突然鬆開手,行開幾步,「我知你哋班人點睇我。我俾個衰人前前後後玩過曬,好污糟好Cheap丫嘛。講出嚟都只係俾你哋恥笑,覺得我係公廁、肉便器,咩人都上得嘛!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPlTvNXdlXu
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翠欣講嘅,正正就係討論區上面d人嘅留言。311Please respect copyright.PENANAJMtLCGJLth
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當然,唔係所有人都寫呢d留言,更多時候大家其實係勸佢唔好發癲,但好明顯佢只係記得傷得佢最深嘅嗰幾個回覆。311Please respect copyright.PENANACRIWAIeA3I
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「翠欣,你冷靜d先,我冇咁睇你喎。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAMplcN3JMLc
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「算罷啦,諾斯,我摸過你下面㗎。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAHcZEP1BVul
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聽到翠欣咁講我真係想翻白眼,唔知點解d女人明明唔清楚男人嘅生理構造,但偏偏就認爲自己好清楚男人嘅生理反應。響佢哋眼中,男人勃起只有兩個原因:311Please respect copyright.PENANAlLNi25UdhE
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一)因爲愛對方,所以想做愛311Please respect copyright.PENANASEOxfe5W6f
二)根本唔愛對方,只係想做愛311Please respect copyright.PENANADQAi0XpQSi
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我深深爲香港嘅性教育水平感到悲哀,究竟香港嘅女性人口,有幾多個百分比係知道,細佬有反應同個腦諗緊乜係冇必然嘅關係?311Please respect copyright.PENANAkNVNRE2QPm
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「你想同我做愛嘛,好呀,我哋而家就去爆房!」翠欣突然大嗌,仲拉住我離開醫院。311Please respect copyright.PENANA3ruYnqYk8M
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「等等先,你冷靜d先!」我諗我係全港第一個因爲俾條女拉去爆房而響街上同對方拉扯嘅男人。311Please respect copyright.PENANAyhK4IAWuAX
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「你想屌我丫嘛,我咪俾你屌囉!屌完返去寫你嘅劇本,記得周圍同人講我幾好屌添呀!」翠欣響條街發曬癲,搞到的士站附近嘅人都望曬過嚟,而我,就好似個變態佬咁俾人用目光公審。311Please respect copyright.PENANApBvCOgRCyM
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聽到翠欣咁講,我忽然覺得女人真係好煩。既然我講乜都係冇用嘅,咁不如我索性豁出去啦。311Please respect copyright.PENANAvTSVy6KlB4
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「小姐,唔該你尊重一下自己!我今日係嚟做訪問嘅,全程同你響公衆場合傾計,根本冇做過任何冒犯你嘅事!如果你唔想接受訪問,可以隨時嗌停,唔洗響度詆毀我嘅專業操守!」我刻意大聲咁講,確保成條街所有人都聽得清清楚楚。311Please respect copyright.PENANAhU1om0Nl5s
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冇錯,我係當中落佢面。因爲同阿嵐相處嗰一晚教識咗我一件事,就係有d女人係唔需要同佢講紳士風度。311Please respect copyright.PENANAKttgT8OMFx
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咁樣做係咪好小學雞?311Please respect copyright.PENANAFsiNWF6Uin
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係,不過響嗰刻,我只係諗到呢個方法自保。311Please respect copyright.PENANAIguYS8aiL7
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我相信翠欣都估唔到我會咁樣反擊,本來發緊癲嘅佢都呆咗一呆。311Please respect copyright.PENANAUcPcbhpLWH
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「我承認你嘅遭遇好可憐,但唔該你唔好一竹竿打一船人!剛才我哋嘅訪問一直都有錄音,如果你認爲我人格有問題,或者有咩想投訴嘅,可以搵番波利同阿仁,段錄音我會交番出嚟俾大家一齊聽。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAKsU1f9BQeR
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我掟低呢句,趁翠欣仲呆緊嘅時候轉身走人,心入面再次認識到男人真係要學識保護自己。如果唔係有段錄音揸手,俾人擺上網公審的話,真係講乜都冇人信。311Please respect copyright.PENANAlO43UQBkgF
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嗰晚,我坐響屋企靜靜咁諗番成件事。從阿仁搵我寫個廣播劇,佢同我講話想用個劇令更多人關注講故台有網絡騙子嗰陣開始,我一直都冇改變過自己嘅初衷。因爲我認同阿仁想做嘅事,所以爽快答應幫手,而我根本冇諗過件事會搞到咁複雜,而且個過程竟然會係咁唔愉快。311Please respect copyright.PENANAjg9i2eGSs0
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我將採訪翠欣嘅筆記一手掟入櫃桶,攞起電話準備同製作組宣佈我正式退出今次嘅廣播劇製作,點知剛好睇到製作組嘅短信。311Please respect copyright.PENANAZgZhcb7QFp
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「第一集出嚟效果好好呀,好期待下一集!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAWvk6qBMz1U
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「勁期待下次錄音,我今晚想練對白呀,你哋有冇人得閒一齊對稿?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAj91qzcqwI2
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「諾斯,我有個朋友想幫手客串一下,仲有冇角色要人呀?」311Please respect copyright.PENANALCqjLgSDR6
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我掃番上之前嘅留言,原來波利將剪輯好嘅第一集擺咗入Google Drive share俾所有人,所以大家聽完先會咁興奮。我見佢哋響群組入面不斷傾個劇嘅嘢,忽然醒起佢哋同我一樣,都係因爲認同阿仁做嘅事而不斷響度付出緊自己嘅時間同精力。佢哋甚至唔計較要自己攞錢出嚟,大家一人幾百甚至成千蚊咁擺出嚟去夾錢租雷哥個Studio嚟錄音。311Please respect copyright.PENANAjSUsxoP5e1
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「我哋Studio啱啱完咗單Job,個場準備好俾你哋㗎啦。上次你哋邊個話想飲菊花茶?我買咗幾排菊花茶擺曬響雪櫃,上嚟嘅時候自己攞嚟飲啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAddtH5IyrjR
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「阿Ta未夠秤飲酒,一定係佢啦嗌要菊花茶啦!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAnWzzIEQDmT
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「菊花茶唔好咩?多謝雷哥、雷哥萬歲!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA9YqO9tOoeX
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製作組入面年紀最細嘅阿Ta仲讀緊中學,口才好、轉數快,幾經辛苦先同屋企爭取到夜晚出嚟同大家錄音。講忙嘅,無人勝、風使OT加班都放工趕嚟觀塘錄音,Eric同雪人讀緊IVE就嚟要考Final交Project都肯繼續抽時間幫手。仲有飾演昭煌嘅Rocky係正宗Gym撚嚟,但條友竟然肯放棄操肌抽時間出嚟錄音。311Please respect copyright.PENANAVH7VRe2rL8
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話忙、搵藉口推搪、做到一半突然失蹤呢d情況實在見唔少,但今次嘅製作組竟然冇一個人響中途退出。或者,我哋唔係最專業,做出嚟嘅嘢亦未夠班,但呢刻我睇住佢哋響群組入面嘻嘻哈哈咁傾計,我發現我唔捨得個劇就咁玩完。311Please respect copyright.PENANAYM1XQ1SqTA
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唔係爲咗阿仁、唔係爲咗班受害者,而係爲咗一班俾人恥笑出錢出力做埋d無謂嘢嘅人,我好想佢哋嘅努力得到回報。311Please respect copyright.PENANAzOKrnAwcLU
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最少,我希望佢哋嘅付出,可以換嚟一套見得人嘅劇、一套擺得上網俾人聽、一件無愧於自己嘅成品。311Please respect copyright.PENANAyOJsWODwMi
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「唔好意思,我下晝去咗採訪翠欣。劇本嗰度,第五、六、七集內容有少少改動,今晚執完聽日俾稿大家。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAGLzo4oECaG
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我冇同製作組嘅人講過同翠欣見面發生過咩事,更冇同任何人講過我同阿仁發生過爭執,就連阿仁嘅「狙擊昭煌計劃」對我嚟講亦已經係冇任何意義。311Please respect copyright.PENANAunBY8SOH3V
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即使係咁,響呢一晚,我決定繼續做落去。311Please respect copyright.PENANAdiMAdn6Aoe
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我好清楚咁做,唔係偉大,而係憨居。311Please respect copyright.PENANAaLoYuMJoJo
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但係憨居又如何?311Please respect copyright.PENANAQfG9KDgnQh
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負評我日日都攞唔少啦。最憨居嘅嘢,交俾我得啦。311Please respect copyright.PENANAVH0f8tteqo