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Why? It’s the most problematic question of the universe that humans still want to figure out the answer to this day. Why do things happen? Why does anything exist? So many questions, but never enough information that gets them to answer that single question. In this nation I work for, I was told not to question things for the unimaginable and unexplainable can happen. I never thought once that there ought to be something ominous leaking through the fold of the curtain. Now that I am no longer naive of such deception, I have written in this Journal from my personal experience to tell you the truth about Larryburganstan. My name is Spinx, or Fyn...At least I think it is...I am a coal miner within President Larry’s country, Larryburganstan. I work in the most dangerous mining site, K13. I started to work here a while ago, time gets hazy when you’re down in the mines a lot. At the time I had just become a citizen of Larryburganstan, I was a young man looking for work after long days of serving people at my uncle’s bar. I wasn’t getting any pay and money became tight, so I asked Larry if I could get a job here instead. The interesting thing here is that there’s always something going on within this country whether it may be delightful or horrible. Larry’s been known to be a mysterious guy which is the entire reason that I started this Investigation Journal. So, when I started to notice Larry’s strange erratic behavior which would concern me, I never thought for a second the things he said were normal. Frog, who is Larry’s business partner as well as best friend, had always suggested that it was fine and not to worry about it in this type of situation. It had begun to worry me more and more to the point where I started asking questions and trying to find answers. Little did I know it would lead me down this entire rabbit hole of constant chase, and a lust to find the secret that is kept within. The answers still aren’t there, but I’m sure after I finish this book the truth will have revealed itself; That is why I must tell you through a story.
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Trust No One.
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