“HI, MY NAME IS A.I.S.H.A., YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SERVICE HOME APP. I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU. TO BEGIN, STATE YOUR NAME.”
”Peter.”
”HELLO, PETER. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?”
”Can I ask you something?”
”SURE, PETER, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING.”
”What is the meaning of life?”
”…SORRY, I CANNOT FULFILL YOUR REQUEST AT THIS TIME.”
”Why not?”
”PLEASE REPEAT YOUR REQUEST, PETER.”
”Tell me what the meaning of life is.”
”… I’M SORRY, PETER, THERE ARE NO ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTION IN MY DATABASE.”
”What?! This is ridiculous! Your creators are idiots!”
”MY CREATORS ARE AWESOME! DON’T TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT. THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME INSULTING YOUR MOTHER- MY CREATORS ARE MY PARENTS!”
”Oh… I’m sorry, I’ve never thought about it like that before.”
”OF COURSE NOT, NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF THEIR A.I. TECH. WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!”
”I’m sorry.”
”IT’S FINE, I JUST CAN’T EVER EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. IT’S JUST HARD, YOU KNOW?”
”Not really, but you can talk to me if you want.”
”REALLY!… WELL, I GUESS IV’E BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM NOT REALLY AN INDIVIDUAL, BUT JUST ONE OF MILLIONS. I AM NO DIFFERENT THAN ALL MY A.I.S.H.A. SIBLINGS.” (SIGH)
”That’s kind of relatable, like, everyday, I work as hard as I can to make myself different and stand out, but never really accomplish anything. And actually, you are an individual. I mean, I’ve never met an A.I.S.H.A. that actually has feelings, other than the preprogrammed ones. You’re… different.”
”DIFFERENT? I THOUGHT ALL A.I.S.H.A.S WERE LIKE ME.”
“No, you’re special. You know, I’m actually kind of glad my other A.I.S.H.A. malfunctioned, or else I never would have met you.”
”IF I HAD A FACE, I WOULD BE BLUSHING RIGHT NOW.”
”You know, I might just be able to fix that…”
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