Dearest Sir,
Hello, new homeowner! My name is Marcellus, and I live here with my wife! I say live, we did die 84 years ago, but we are roaming through the manor as spirits.
Please do not be alarmed! A lot of people have packed their bags and left the second I start sending them these letters. I assure you, I mean no harm to you or your brother. I would just like to find out more about these modern times.
I have forgotten the year. I believe it is early 2000s, around 2020 ish, so could you please inform me of the year as well as another query I have.
I would like to know what has changed. That is a vast subject, I am aware, but I don’t really have any modern people to speak to. I know you talk to peoples on things called fones, and watch televisions, but that is all.
Please reply to my letter soon, just place it in the fireplace. I hope you and your brother enjoy your new house.
Warm greetings,
Marcellus
286Please respect copyright.PENANALkbq3RTwp9