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𝐼 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑚𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑏,
I had stumbled out of my beautiful Lexus LX 570 which had just cost me a cool, pricey $91,830...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUHxY9Y3j4
I walked into a dimly lit local bar, and winked at a pretty woman that had doe eyes, oh yeah, she was a real jewel!
Walking up to the bar I order four Martini cocktails. After drinking three of them, I manage to stagger back to the lounge area. "Gee, were there two of her?" I was trying to see if that fancy doll was still sitting at her table.
I went over and started talking to her, and was probably making burbing sounds and certainly reek of liquor, since I had already spilled half my drink on my expensive Italian Versace silk shirt.
"Hic* hic... ba-by…
I, bu-rb, ahh..."
I then trip over the table leg falling across her lap. She gave me a shove, and I grabbed her breast trying to slow my fall somehow.
Her boyfriend gave me a left hook and a hard mean uppercut as I drunkenly rolled around the floor still gazing at her big fabulous butt.
I hollered...
"Hey!"
It was just an accident, and got to my feet and much to my surprise I hadn't spilled my cocktail drink.366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ywXTVKM9
ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑡, 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑎𝑧𝑒𝑑...𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑗𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑟 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑛, 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑔...
𝐼 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑟,366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ71I3w9fA
𝐼 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜
H𝑒𝑟...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaz8pGPlKO
"Mmm, uh..."366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlor55SALQk
"What's your name beautiful?"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3njKP1BRpM
𝐸𝑧𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒, 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑔𝑎𝑧𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙, 𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑏𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiKdIT7Vrq
𝐼 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑, 366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEyUG8KOOx
Wℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb7LsLWYel
"You might wipe the drool from your lips dear, didn't your mother teach you any manners?"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbImB50q2Aa
Oh, excuse me, I said, wiping my lips, my name is Reeves, I'm delighted, to meet you. What a fine, beautiful woman you are, ahh...I would love to pamper you like a baby...
She said, "I'm not your baby, and my name is none of your concern but the name is Diamond." And If I were you, I'd take the nearest back exit because this is a wrong turn and you're a wild bore!
"What?"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlk9UhM8io
I said, "Someone turn the heat up quickly, the temperature in this room is falling fast."
"Aww...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClM5ki8tgK
Come on honey buns, smile a little, hey, lighten up!" She glared and said, I'm not your type and you're clearly not mine, so get lost buddy.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚...
"Stop!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcGeyKaPo8
Knock it off Bruce, you see my brother is very protective of me. "Well, Diamond, I don't care, I love you..."
"Hey!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4eIp4MizP
Bartender, a round of drinks for everyone who is as drunk in love as I am with this pretty woman... With the eyes of a doe and the butt of a cow!
𝐼 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑏 𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑...
"Ladies and gentlemen366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM1eSWg79m
I have just met my dear, future, beautiful wife." She is a jewel, a princess, and a hic...
My-------366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQCowIcfas
𝐼 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑙, 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑛𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑝𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑟, 𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡...
𝐼 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛'𝑠 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oIJRmOaUU
She cried, "Let go of my dress you jerk!" Her sheer dress suddenly tears in half, revealing her hot naked body beneath...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvChhi89E47
Hic... hic..366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1Wtrn9HVL
"Here, let me fix that for you my dear."
𝐼 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑚, 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑏𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑠...
Oh boy, she looked so sexy I cried out...
"Woody!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZYcTiDK0k
"Why you pervert she yelled!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL8xhFe3LB
She slaps me hard which cause me to fall onto her girlfriend's large boobies... So, I grasp her breast with my left hand while trying to brace my fall and grip the other woman's ass to steady myself...
𝐵𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUHwLl1Erz
"Wait!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKL7pfxX8h
I yell, "Listen, now hold on everybody, I didn't intend to cause any drama."366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIodCcDUmck
𝐼 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛...
"Ok, this is for all you girl's troubles!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI6wioLR3c
Now where was I?366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66MFn3BM3s
"Oh yeah!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pnbIOoXaV
"Hic...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TqtLOs8SJ
Listen Diamond, I said, I have some poetry for you...
.......366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHn67dszpd
Hic' hic....burp...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGvq82o1lf
I'm your fantasy366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7A43ovhRC
from silky dreams366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZdk216T94
I'll please you 366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFETt4vY0KH
tease you slowly366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYboePoINj
in the erotic night366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0RNWAkI7P
of lover's paradise...
"How did you like that Diamond?"
"Bravo," not bad for a drunken man but go away you bother me, was her response...She resisted, but over time, she did get to know me and like me as a friend. However, that was the basis of our relationship.
We shared several trips to Las Vegas and some local places in our town...Traveling is all about seeking new adventures and making memories together...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGIYGhWrwJ
But I could never get her to come around, even though I confessed my love to her often...Once,
I even asked her did she believe in love and she said, "It hits you, pulls the rug from underneath, and you get addicted, often conflicted...
But please Reeves, don't get it twisted." I loudly protested,
"Listen Diamond, you know that I am a rich man and can fill your life with luxury, wealth, you know, a easy sweet life most women never even dream of." If you would only marry me, I love you so much it hurts!366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FLM2FRPXh
She said, Reeves, "I like you but I am not sure if I love you, money does not equal love and your vast wealth and riches mean nothing to me."366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YFIdVPz50
Well, eventually she came around and we got married...
𝑆𝑒𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡...
𝑪𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFNGtV0cvH
I ask Diamond to get me a beer from the fridge but she said, "Your belly is oblong, fat and shaped like a pear!"
"No!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nKzLBxUJl
Go mow the lawn like you promised yesterday, go do something besides drinking beer while feeding your fat face. I frown, ignoring her joke about my belly...Honey, I was only teasing, you know we have very good gardeners to do that type of manual labor. I grabbed a beer and kicked back to watch some tv but.
"Boy!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoWhdY4R9t
What was that bad smell?
Getting up, I reached under the sofa to find an old sandwich, I wonder if it's any good.366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZF86K3XgV
Hmm...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpyVJ0NUJP
Should I sample it... Diamond was glaring, she yelled, drop that damm sandwich and get your lazy butt outside.The bushes need care and trimming, the yard's a mess, thrash is blowing around and the raccoons are a pest. Well, catch them I cried, leave me alone, why can't a man be king of his darn castle inside his own home?
I just got off work, call the gardener, it's time to chill, if you're that upset, use that cart with the blue-pink wheels that I bought you!366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mOD5r7HLz
Nowhere does it say on our marriage certificate that you have to do chores after working hard in the real estate office everyday...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndvOhQEic4
"Besides, I'm rich!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtmsyJxnV2
I walked to the nearest stool and started to sit, but she yank it out from under and down I went.
"Diamond!"366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZEzsKTQ30
That wasn't funny honey, my beer fell over and began to foam, soon I was chasing her all around our spacious house. I grabbed her fat butt, tackling her in the bedroom, she giggled, shouted, got me in a half nelson, then around my neck she slipped a dog collar and laughed.
She chained me to the bed, though I was tired as heck, she smiled and said if you want a beer, you'll have to hollar at the full moon, then give me some real good sex...366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7v3ByJpr4
"Because even after all these years, I am not really sure that I love you yet!
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© Charles Kemp366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaE1bQwjBt
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