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One day when Diamond and I were in the mood for horsing around and in a playful mood she pinched me and whispered into my ear,
"Dear, do you ever have fantasies about other women?"
"What?"
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(Well, I thought, I'm not that stupid)
"Ahh...ahh... honey, you know, you might get mad at me. My cheeks began flushing and I'm not talking about my butt people!
Hmm...
"Can buttocks flush?"
Anyway, Diamond said no, I promise not to get mad baby. "Tell me your most dark, inner, secret fantasies, that you never told anybody!" Oh! She panted, "I just might get horny and jump your bones, honey!"
"Really sweetheart!"
Like you did behind the zoo that one hot day in summer. "Boy!" That was something I'll never, ever forget.
"Did somebody just turn the heat up in here Diamond?"
I wiped a little sweat from my brow,
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It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk."
Yeah, It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette.
Baby, it’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking!
Oh, It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
"Ha, ha, Diamond, I can keep this coming all night long!"
She grins, "Reeves, just get to the point and quit screwing around. Even though that does sound kinda good."
"Okay, Diamond,
Well,
In my dreams you're
Marilyn Monroe and
I'm Steven Seagal...
You gaze seductively at me with sweet, lucious lips, a siren voice and provocative bedroom eyes...
You tease me with a lap dance, while I suavely sip on a cocktail drink in between smoking a fine Cuban cigar like
Arnold Schwarzenegger...
You pout your lips, ahh, Steven you're such a prize. And I start practicing Aikido moves, much to your surprise...
Oh,
Marilyn is slowly removing her lingerie and slinks across the room to me.
"Ooh, it's so sexy!"
She wiggles her Marilyn Monroe ass, oh yes, smiling while sliding, you're doing it baby.
But I remain cool,
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Davinci tie...
"Hey Marilyn, don't you wish you had a pony tail as good looking as mine?" You breathlessly whisper into my ear, "Honey let's do it." I can't hardly wait!
But I simply grin while practicing in the mirror with my new Ninga Nunchucks.
I'm so cool!
Ahh Baby!
I finally say yes, checking out my reflection in the gym mirror, then start shadow boxing next to your body...
Oh, I'm so handsome and such a great Actor don't you wish you were
Me!
I give you my best moves...
Oh yes!
Everything I learn in my entire acting career...Yeah, I'm so great, every man wants to be me!
When we're finished, your body is black and blue and bruised all over.
You hollar, crying,
"What in the hell is wrong with you!"
My face is warm with pleasure. I blurted, "Well, you know that my name is 246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z7fgQJFfE
Steven Seagal."
That's what I do, haven't you seen my cool action movies. Ahh... Listen sweetheart, I did this just for you. It's something that I hope you'll never, ever forget...
"You want my autograph?"
Diamond laughs, "No, I don't want your dumb autograph, I want your attention. I'm your wife."
I sigh, "Of course, sweetheart. What is it?"
"Well, I've been thinking," she says, "And I've decided that I want to be a famous actress too."
My eyes widen in surprise. "Really? But you've never acted before." "That's okay," she says. "I'm a quick learner. And I know a former actress who can teach me." I smile. "Of course sweetheart. I'm always here for you." Diamond smiles back.
"Thank you, honey. I knew I could count on you." And so, my wife's journey to become a famous actress begins. She is a quick study and learns everything about acting, while appearing in several plays. Locally and out of state.
She's a natural actress, talented, dedicated, and hardworking. Soon, Diamond starts getting auditions for small roles. She lands a few small parts at first, but it's just the beginning. Before long, she's starring in major Hollywood films.
I stood there right by Diamond's side, cheering her on every step of the way. I was her biggest fan and best friend.
One night, Diamond is nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress. I'm so proud of her. I know how hard she's worked, and she deserves it.
On the night of the awards ceremony, Diamond and I walk the red carpet together. She looks like a million bucks in her stunning evening gown. We're both so excited. When Diamond's name is announced as the winner, we jump up and down with joy.
I'm so happy for her. She's finally achieved her dream. Diamond takes the stage to accept her award. She looks out at the audience and sees you smiling at her. She gives me a wink. In her acceptance speech.
Diamond thanks everyone who has helped her along the way, including me. She says that she wouldn't be where she is without my love and support.
I'm so touched. I know that I'm one lucky man. After the awards ceremony, Diamond and I celebrate her victory with a romantic dinner at her favorite restaurant.
"I'm so grateful for you, honey," she says.
"You're the best husband a woman could ask for."
"I love you, sweetheart," You know that I always have your back. We raise our glasses in a toast. "To Diamond, the famous actress."
"To Diamond, the famous actress," she repeats...
We clink glasses and drink.
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