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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRkB7A95Nf
Yeah,191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsKw8afb1g
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvyCGRKqkC
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIyODW8YOK
come on, baby light my fire."191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsPtz2fqWH
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkVoTGxXOZ
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4KJSKi4iO
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Uyiy35ZyI
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv0FwEB3Ee
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p3prrPihy
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsEvFoRBbJ
Alright, wise guys!191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnJJSMbJ0l
Anyway, where was I?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQduF4qxxn
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBYRpntYVd
"Gay?"191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVEsYb17KY
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOkgbfEzj9
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMuW1DUY5T
She replied and what type is that?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0kleVXVzK
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSB297mJgH
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWPSEsNdSm
Jack?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt28W7v8kx
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY7OvMQ5LX
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwNsFF9XDx
"Huh?"191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW42kS7jD8
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGXTeTUQna
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoUAaGjZxa
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaKFY3hR5U
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA38ynehxO
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7fuwP35Ld
I said, what?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUiMe8mMI2
Hell nah!191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDd46fURLo
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshngfwIYih
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTLeVXVtCt
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8JV9EugzA
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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