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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5YyBPxyWM
Yeah,227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QjCzNIETr
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi64XZGajy
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ7ml6kAzr
come on, baby light my fire."227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJUWoTO9T5
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiZKLgYc6y
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX3Di22xja
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydmWO49QeP
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60SpldFAxd
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CC2BcCb62
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTc9HfDJ0K
Alright, wise guys!227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO4NDPT0iF
Anyway, where was I?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65F73jt2BC
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGSEJEh8Gs
"Gay?"227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAoaTgcMbS
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70B4VnAp5l
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVW69ShjIa
She replied and what type is that?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3hdm2OIJS
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9aZ1G6KBd
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84ZwMjGUtu
Jack?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqenBwxVF6
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C967YhDDS
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWja1Tngt5g
"Huh?"227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB61dkRtkUZ
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5NXgq0HlQ
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHng4EB7UpD
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Nrt66oNZ9
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRhHguEeUy
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJIWQdqogt
I said, what?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmunGhwWuZ0
Hell nah!227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQY0rHXHE3
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5l28BgnXO
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2jXtIZPcf
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKXuhXjwKH
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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