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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL02I2nYdd
Yeah,209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e6X0Qb23D
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCqGtWAPPn
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pcVtxQzrd
come on, baby light my fire."209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLBOQbhCJp
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKJlQMSp67
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94IcYIaJAv
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBhfBZHCRn
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbEhiCDrnG
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxgxmI8JVK
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhFJqsPWHU
Alright, wise guys!209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlwzHQT0Vd
Anyway, where was I?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzbPLiMPUS
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGs306nLvj
"Gay?"209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MIHUzVdVf
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHjCC4Mivb
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdYGwAB4yk
She replied and what type is that?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiWMd1FAAN
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2Cy6Ss589
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJstdxgieC
Jack?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3Aq1LZ0Ow
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eJhcvAvX7
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUPnIT4Ebg
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDeSE7iX0d
"Huh?"209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucNR3Ts4Nx
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogZICiO7oT
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sseU7EnGU
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIGlJ5luCu
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ldcDvEQ3B
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNweoz1rkkB
I said, what?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmGhBNbOgS
Hell nah!209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe31tNOGvjR
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wgONKbqE2
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbojsd8ea8w
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVb11nJM2M
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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