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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ922fn7kAfk
Yeah,190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsru68TjDQ
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFXp0We7Hk
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0TUoBEXNR
come on, baby light my fire."190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqU20xdiWA
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGCiuTXplw
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6Sydw1S5U
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsjMANWWmE
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO54npbtb5t
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKUj5ibg1N
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1iuNJ3Dhv
Alright, wise guys!190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr4NJRIBfv
Anyway, where was I?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ2A8u3YZ7
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtotPAqRErV
"Gay?"190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jPxQi9wSp
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdXPCPnVQ6
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrEyCl0dwN
She replied and what type is that?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Iuyz6xThm
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBgwu3spCD
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCkXiNFWA3
Jack?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynAt8BHFfZ
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJFM2n75n1
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZj4iTPjDu
"Huh?"190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnClEJkzODM
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNUVZe2MmJ
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJUg8XV1Gg
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtaYRVdsm6
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN83mcVGa6O
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW5MKLiXf1
I said, what?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokqYyEtGJX
Hell nah!190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0kWm8Qr4b
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOfrcldwKn
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo1HOj4LOY
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 190Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF63fbDpyQy
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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