Found this on the internet and turned into a retarded seal for like 10 minutes
was going out to a party I told my husband that I would be home by midnight I promise
well the hours went by and the margaritas went down way too easily soon enough it was 3 am, a bit loaded, i headed for home. Just as I got into the door the cuckoo clock went off down the hallway cuckooing 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband my husband would wake up I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution. in order to escape a possible conflict with him ( even when totally smashed 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos= 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT)
the next morning my husband asked me what time I came back. I told him Midnight. He didn't seem pissed in the least. whew I got away with that one
Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock" when I asked him why he said "well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times said oh shit, cuckooed 4 more times cleared its throat cuckooed another 3 times, giggled and cuckooed twice more, Then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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