"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLWLSX64VO
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6C3lyxXZ0j
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YhMbxMS5x
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC8rsn9fXl
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJR6v3ecfM
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO422FxsB5L
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5b0Kutisn
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlyofeuwqj
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRJsMoeTcl
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iVEIYmTf0
"Indeed," her mother said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYWTdPVZPQ
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5jmGjqD9S
"Indeed," his wife said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNAcvKTLrh
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m9D4bz7HH
Sammie gasped.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRPb0ewGwO
Thaddeus looked disappointed.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9BBrX3WF5
Jordie smiled creepily.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkYlcXEsD0
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4yxyLyMlH
"Indeed," his wife said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqUpeebEg1
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtmP3Iqn6r
"Nonsense," his father said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKqTjdyoa5
"Indeed," his wife said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyhOhkXSqX
Jordie smiled creepily.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIxu6hJp6Q
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRIodGDG81
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmpGDeYu4M
"INDEED," his wife said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL4rVDtuKS
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYgqtczbhY
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1bjtMjKEh
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3SGZr3GP9
"I'm not joking," his father said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUlA26AwX1
"Indeed," his wife said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsouv2DNC3r
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4zTiejmAo
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHJ0TQUWRg
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWfOsqlshJ
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGk56pFHJH
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmyQxTmXTo
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf6tmHCEwp
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RnRAhjtA6
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlstel1aDN
"Indeed," his wife said.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctTUrEieC1
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN23fTi9xzJ
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGAWQTvFaI
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnYpIAhpXp
Gasps around the room.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYty7MVRNGM
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNbXXMb7pv
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBnuIWRN3n
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMDxdaEIPm
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyeSxKinvY
Based off a true story857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N7xTwXIf8
