"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq6WgOhaZ5
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPNKdK1oTb
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2Vm8oSMKT
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HH8E7wATX
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jw10z1zQ9
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMJtx0NQeI
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gIoeS7Hsf
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco7aybfDnQ
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSlhP8L1IB
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi5G5NpieU
"Indeed," her mother said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisWFzdtUEN
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuFIcqk8LS
"Indeed," his wife said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oHGlc4wlP
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiv3g5vup6
Sammie gasped.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA0XtkVCQ5
Thaddeus looked disappointed.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TH9eA3Pfy
Jordie smiled creepily.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqn9JWLMmb
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL6bGCD48O
"Indeed," his wife said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h9EDv9pir
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1yygLaK7l
"Nonsense," his father said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMeh6lg8FI
"Indeed," his wife said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5qMYF9rXV
Jordie smiled creepily.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MMVeKAWtL
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DBW5XzaXH
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw92Tgm4uX
"INDEED," his wife said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaR5MACUCR
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzmjMPpit3
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxWJwM2LOQ
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lgpNHkPoI
"I'm not joking," his father said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4SwvMsn09
"Indeed," his wife said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaTysyeJpD
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDwtaA2JxP
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboSdAzguXd
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9thHkYax0l
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF2cq6yBHd
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqCRnFJZVB
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKBB5rzhvw
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl47MYnZOul
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVvGSIqaMH
"Indeed," his wife said.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdFsTNOmSM
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQvvNwzpD4
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkWUjfXBm1
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUIR77QXY6
Gasps around the room.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMfGDs8vpI
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUDHgQFv8n
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD88FTUgrOg
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3zw79gD7m
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoBWFs3Bmh
Based off a true story935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dsx5RbDOr
