"Over the bridge, "He shouted, "Fly!"
They stepped into the portal, and ended up on earth. The twenty first century.
A car drived by, "Where are we?" asked Legolas.577Please respect copyright.PENANAOV04b7MJjT
"I do not know," Said Gandalf, "But we cannot go back."
"Why heavens not?" roared Gimli.
"Because of the red dawn, blood has been spilt this night."
"No." sighed Aragorn, "Gandalf, why can't we go back?"
"Cause I don't know where we are. I thought my portal would teleport to one of the known realms like above earth, below earth, or middle earth. But I have no idea where we are."
Gimli walked over to a house and knocked at it's door.
Then a boy came to answer the door.
"So humans live here." Muttered Gandalf.
"Um yeah." said the boy, "Why wouldn't I be human." Then he noticed Legolas and Gimli.
"Sweet costumes, dudes." said the boy.
"These are not costumes," Gandalf got into the boys face since no one else could, they ere too tall, "Would you like to tell us, where we are?"
"Earth." The boy joked.
"Earth?" Aragorn asked.
"I am not familiar with Earth." Legolas muttered.
"Did you guys want to watch the lord of the rings with me?" The boy grinned.
"What is the Lord of the rings?" Aragorn asked.
*sigh* "What is your names?"
"Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf."
"And yet you don't know what the lord of the rings is?"
"The lord of the rings..." Gandalf muttered, "Sauron? He is here? Where is Mordor?"
The boy stared at them blankly and said, "He is in the television."
"What world is the television?" asked Legolas.
"That way." The boy pointed in his home.
The company walked in and looked at the television.
"Wow," Gimli muttered, "Sauron is now my size." He raised his axe.
"Woah, woah!" The boy said, then he called, "Dad! get down here!"
"Coming." A man came into the room and shouted, "Drop the weapons! Get away from my son!"
"We mean you no harm." said Aragorn, "We just want to know where Middle earth is."
"Dad, can you play the piano quickly?" the boy asked.
"Sure. But later, drop the weapons!"
They did so, "Your staff." The man said.
"You would not part an old man from his walking stick." Gandalf said.
"Fine."
"Dad come here." The boy said and brought him into a different room.
Then they heard Mordor's music being played on the piano.
Aragorn charged in, "Where is Sauron?"
"Oh dear," The man said, "You were right son."
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